Donald Trump thinks he might be the third most envied man in America

Oh, Donald. What are you if not modest?

Is that so?

Ugh. You can say that again.

  • Love of Country

    He’s the 3rd biggest jerk in the GOP but perhaps the most delusional.

    “You MUST (or else I will personally and directly call you every name in the book ad nauseum on TV) come by Trump Towers and kiss my ring in front of all the cameras …. for I am The Self Annoited Gatekeeper!”

    … Donald Trump

    • Jillane Kent

      Trump is not part of the GOP. Until it became a vehicle to promote his lust for publicity, he often and copiously praised democrats while lambasting Bush’s every move. By his own admission, he doesn’t even engage in the practice of voting-the most basic civic duty that exists. He is a bloviating narcissist, nothing more.

  • StandSomeMore

    Well, The Donald keeps me smiling when I’d otherwise be crying. Here’s to you, Mister Number Three. May you blaze a trail to number one.

  • Maxx

    I envy any man who has that much self control to sit at a table for 13 episodes of The Celebrity Apprentice without punching Piers Morgan in the face.