Guns and roses: Valentine’s Day tweets that will make gun-grabbers clutch their pearls

Happy Valentine’s Day, Musket Morgan! You too, Vince NeilJoyce Carol Oates, Jim Carrey, Marg Helgenberger, Cher and all the rest of the Constitution-stompers. We don’t mean to be too forward, but we got you a little something:

Sure, some people go the traditional route on Valentine’s Day with the finest Russell Stover in stock at CVS. But self-defense is one of the best gifts you can give a loved one, and plenty of people are celebrating their love with a trip to the range or a new firearm. Quick, someone get Musket some fresh undies!

Jake got me a gun for valentines day! 🔫😁😍👍

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Aww. True love. Happy Valentine’s Day, all.

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