Daily Archives: February 14, 2013

These #PresidentRahmSlogans could make Joe Biden blush


Politico is reporting today that Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel will host a conference call Saturday with Organizing for Action, the retooled Obama campaign team. Will the call serve as a test drive for a 2016 team-up? In any case, Emanuel doesn’t need OFA to devise #PresidentRahmSlogans — Twitter has that covered. A fishhead in every […]

Back to school: Twitter to start ‘grading’ your tweets


You won’t be able to see the next big change on Twitter, but it might affect whose tweets you see. It was announced today that Twitter was tweaking its metadata to include an algorithm that “grades” tweets with values of “high,” “medium,” “low” or “none.” Hence, it will now be possible to rank tweets according to […]

Michael Moore calls Harry Reid ‘biggest weenie’ in a ‘party of wimps,’ demands GOP ‘stand down now’


Cheer up, Harry — Michael Moore might think you’re a weenie, but you’re the biggest weenie. As Twitchy reported, liberals slammed Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid last month for compromising on a filibuster reform deal. Moore was angry then, and he’s angrier now with news that senate Republicans have managed to delay the confirmation of Secretary of […]

Let him be clear: Marc Lamont Hill explains ‘misunderstood’ comment about ‘exciting’ Dorner manhunt

Marc Lamont Hill

As Twitchy reported, Columbia University Professor Marc Lamont Hill appeared on CNN yesterday to lend his take on the then-ongoing Christopher Dorner manhunt, which he said was “like watching ‘Django Unchained’ in real life. It’s kind of exciting!” Hill appeared on “The O’Reilly Factor” tonight to clarify his remarks, but did he use his appearance on […]

Jason Biggs tweeting creepiness at Elvis Costello

Jason Biggs

If Elvis Costello is reading this, he might want to consider taking out a restraining order, because Jason Biggs is tweeting some seriously creepy stuff at him. Apparently, Costello is sitting near Biggs on an airplane. Biggs, of course, took this as a good excuse to … ahem … be himself. I know a famous […]

Reaction to Chris Brown’s Valentine’s tweet about what you’d expect …

chris brown fortune

Tons of celebrities were issuing Valentine’s Day tweets today. However, we doubt that any generated the hilarity caused by Chris Brown’s attempted salute to women.  Then again, when your primary claim to fame is beating up your girlfriend, people take you a little less seriously when you talk about treating women well. No. Way. RT […]

Barack and Michelle’s Valentine’s Day date causes massive traffic jam in DC

Obama kiss

Whatever we think about Barack Obama, we won’t begrudge him for taking his wife on a nice date for Valentine’s Day. Heck, we’ll even say that he has great taste in restaurants for selecting José Andrés’ renowned “Minibar.” However, we can’t help but point out the fact that his date night probably ruined Valentine’s Day for […]

Sen. Patty Murray sends Valentine’s Day poem to Speaker John Boehner


Both Republicans and Democrats have been using the occasion of Valentine’s Day to score points and take political jabs at each other. Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.) sent Rep. John Boehner some “romantic” Twitter poetry, but the House Speaker might be playing hard to get. Maybe he responded with a discreet direct message, but for public […]

Sheriff’s department IDs charred body as Christopher Dorner; #TeamDorner not buying it


A spokeswoman for the San Bernardino County sheriff-coroner said Thursday that the remains found in a burned-out cabin in Big Bear, Calif., are indeed those of fugitive Christopher Dorner. The body was identified through Dorner’s dental records. MORE: Identification of burned remains was made using dental records of fugitive ex-cop Christopher Dorner: apne.ws/XGOCIq -MM — […]

Cat Scratch Tweets: Ted Nugent calls Luke Russert on his ‘soulless nasty punkass journalist 101 violations’

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Oh, dear! Looks like Ted Nugent doesn’t care for Luke Russert all that much… Lol — K.D. Carlson (@kdcarlson15) February 14, 2013 Heh. They did have a bit of a run-in recently, after the State of the Union address, which musician Ted Nugent attended. Ted Nugent walking into #SOTU with jeans, camo boots, black button […]

Luke Russert: Rep. Steve Cohen’s ‘flirty’ SOTU tweets were to … his daughter


Rep Cohen says he learned that the woman was his daughter three years ago, hadn’t told the public until now — Frank Thorp V (@frankthorpNBC) February 14, 2013 Twitter was buzzing yesterday over a photo of Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen of Tennessee “creep-tweeting” during the president’s state of the union address. The mystery deepened when […]

President Obama pushes #LivingWage; Conservatives push back with truth


To help make it easier to understand, these Twitter users are pushing back with common sense and truth.

President sticking with ‘most transparent administration ever’ claim, has documents to prove it


Zeke, stop dictating Obama’s words and start reporting @zekejmiller: Obama: “This is the most transparent administration in history.” — Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) February 14, 2013 Twitchy told you that PolitiFact is looking for ways to pass the time now that its mission of helping President Obama’s reelection effort is complete. We should have put PolitiFact’s […]

President Obama’s ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ tweet is a pic of guess who?


That’s right. President Obama is your eye candy and your valentine.

Not f*cking kidding: Major Garrett promises his 10,000th tweet will be ‘SHIRTTASTIC’

Major Garrett

Major Garrett will probably never live down his now-infamous profanity-laced tweet, but who says that’s a bad thing? I do promise all of you the 10,000th Tweet will be #SHIRTTASTIC!! — Major Garrett(@MajorCBS) February 14, 2013 We’d expect nothing less. So, will Garrett follow in Marco Rubio’s footsteps and spin his shirty business into gold? We […]

Narcissist in chief: Obama asked to recommend book; Says ‘other than my own?’


All. About. Him.

New York Times writer sticking by Tesla mileage test, says to ‘stay tuned’


As Twitchy reported, Tesla Motors co-founder Elon Musk took to Twitter to dispute John Broder’s account of his Model S running out of charge during a mileage test, leaving him stranded and in need of a tow. Musk called the story in the New York Times “fake” and said he had the car’s logs to […]

Barack Obama: ‘I’m not emperor of the United States’

Obama emperor

During a Google+ Hangout this afternoon, responding to a question about immigration, President Obama made a stunning confession: Obama asked about record number of deportations, says he’s “POTUS, not emperor, my job is to execute laws that have passed.” — lesley clark (@lesleyclark) February 14, 2013 And to trample on the Constitution, evidently. Sounds like […]

House Dems tweet #GOPValentine to ‘white men’; ‘Marco Rubio, you might have a drinking problem’


WOW.  Seriously, Democrats? Stay classy! The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee finally (we are politely averting our eyes in embarrassment for them) responded to the hilarious RNC #GOPValentine hashtag. Oh, Reid. #gopvalentine #tlot #tcot #p2 pic.twitter.com/CZDdlNC3 — Jon (@oldkochmoney) February 14, 2013 Alas, humor is not the DCCC’s strong suit. Nor is decency, for that matter. Feast your […]

Boy George: The Oscar Pistorius story is a reason not to own a gun

Boy George

His point is simple: If Pistorius hadn’t had a gun, he wouldn’t have shot his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. But South Africa is a violent place, as Boy George knows: Another young girl gang-raped in South Africa. Shocking & unforgivable! — boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) February 9, 2013 Even Boy George’s readers, probably not a conservative lot, understand that […]

That’s the ticket! Study suggests minimum wage should be $21.72

minimum wage

President Obama is pushing for the hourly minimum wage to be raised to $9, but according to a study by the Center for Economic and Policy Research, that’s not nearly enough. The study suggests that, in order to keep up with increased worker productivity, the minimum wage should be increased to $21.72 per hour. No, really: […]

Guns and roses: Valentine’s Day tweets that will make gun-grabbers clutch their pearls


Happy Valentine’s Day, Musket Morgan! You too, Vince Neil, Joyce Carol Oates, Jim Carrey, Marg Helgenberger, Cher and all the rest of the Constitution-stompers. We don’t mean to be too forward, but we got you a little something: For My #2A Gun toting Tweepers. I Loves Y'all Happy Valentines Day pic.twitter.com/EyquZlDM — Boo (@P4tR10tBoo) February 14, 2013 Happy […]

Michelle Malkin: My child’s Common Core-aligned Algebra book is crap

Saxon Algebra 1

Common Core + Houghton Mifflin = Junk

Breaking: Sen. Lautenberg will not be running for re-election; Cory Booker smiles?


Senator Lautenberg’s office has announced that he will not be seeking re-election. First the Pope, now Lautenberg. It’s as if there’s something about being in your late 80s that makes a man want to retire. — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 14, 2013 Cory Booker smiles? .@corybooker‘s best Valentine’s Day ever — @franklautenberg not running for […]