Snort! DNC’s ‘thirsty for new ideas?’ Rubio water ad is a total fail

Oh, sweeties. You are just so, so precious! Pathetic Democrats, with the help of absurd media lapdogs, continue to attempt to spin #WaterBottlegate something bad.

Bless your heart-y Donna Brazile tweeted out that “ad” from The Democrats.

The sad and always absurd DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse also proudly tweeted it.

The pitiful. It scorches! Hilarity and righteous mockery swiftly ensued.

Even a Democrat is forced to admit the total fail.

But, what’s this? Thirsty was good.

Fail. Again.

  • HARP2

    Just shows me that he`s not drinking Kool-Aid, like the media.

    • Canadianlady

      Shows me they’re the water carriers, he’s just a water drinker. Which is worse? 😉

    • Canadianlady

      Shows me they’re the water carriers, he’s just a water drinker. Which is worse? 😉

  • HARP2

    Just shows me that he`s not drinking Kool-Aid, like the media.

  • Joe W.

    I cannot for the life of me figure out what is so alarming and shameful about a man taking a drink of water when his body requires it. The democRATS have nothing. Nothing at all.

    • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

      Same here, it was a drink of water so what. Not like he ate a dog or something. I don’t even get the DNC ad, I thought that was a Rubio ad.

    • lainer51

      if ever there was a party that needs a long tall drink of refreshing water, it would be those old goat Democraps that still think they are relevant.

      • Tom Bannigan

        If they stopped drinking, maybe they would stop killing women in the drink.

      • Tom Bannigan

        If they stopped drinking, maybe they would stop killing women in the drink.

  • Joe W.

    I cannot for the life of me figure out what is so alarming and shameful about a man taking a drink of water when his body requires it. The democRATS have nothing. Nothing at all.

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    I am going to start following more dens. I need a daily giggle.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      I would follow them only if I were poisoned and no ipecac was available.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      I would follow them only if I were poisoned and no ipecac was available.

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    I am going to start following more dens. I need a daily giggle.

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    And I resolve to better proof my posts. Dens indeed.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      You should see an Edit below your post after you’ve posted. I’m always going back to correct my spelling.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      Add an e to the end of your word and you’ll have an appropriate adjective for most of the Democrats on Twitter.

    • KansasGirl

      It happens…after all, unlike O, we’re only human.

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    And I resolve to better proof my posts. Dens indeed.

  • http://twitter.com/mklo096 Adi

    Ah, yes. Gone are the times when The Messiah King was asking artists to make campaign posters for free.

    Thirst for ideas indeed. #fail

    http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/national-affairs/obama-solicits-designers-to-work-unpaid-on-jobs-poster-20111019

  • http://twitter.com/mklo096 Adi

    Ah, yes. Gone are the times when The Messiah King was asking artists to make campaign posters for free.

    Thirst for ideas indeed. #fail

    http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/national-affairs/obama-solicits-designers-to-work-unpaid-on-jobs-poster-20111019

  • http://twitter.com/sally1137 Sally1137

    I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy (like the Dems).

    • Kingofthehill

      Like Mark Levin just said on Hannity… Obama takes a drag of his cigarettes, Clinton hangs out with the interns… And all they have on Rubio is the fact that he’s a carbon based life form who took a drink of water? Lame.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      A slight re-wording: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than have a Democrat lobotomy”.

      ;o)

    • SPCAndyJ

      +1 Tom “T-Bone” Stankus
      “Existential Blues” reference!!

  • http://twitter.com/sally1137 Sally1137

    I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy (like the Dems).

  • http://twitter.com/equaltreatment Elaine

    WOW, they really do fear him! LOVE IT! He is getting more press than BO and his mundane rhetoric. This is the only way they know how to fight. Try to HUMILIATE the opponent. Rules for Radicals #5 hahahaha Go Rubio. Right back atcha.’ http://co-ironwill.blogspot.com/2013/02/rules-for-radicals-rule-5.html

  • Kingofthehill

    Typical Racist dems. Using water to call Rubio wetback. Disgusting

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Any photoshop people around here. Take same photo, put same DNC text “Thirsty for New Ideas?” Then underneath it put “Rubio Quinches Thirst” or something.

    • Kingofthehill

      Here you go.

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Wow, just awesome! Very fast! Thanks, will try get to twitchy team.

        • Kingofthehill

          If you want to do quick texts like this with a very easy to use and free program take a look at Picasa.com …. Doesn’t get any easier for all sorts of basic edits. Im a professional photographer and majority of little tweaks i do is in Picasa. Its just so easy and fast.

          • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

            Great, thanks for the tip looking at Picasa 3.9 now.

          • Junie3

            Do you ever use GIMP? A free type of photoshop. Love it.

          • Kingofthehill

            Yeah, i use it on occasion. I like the speed of it. Super fast rendering

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Thanks again, I wasn’t sure twitchy email. Sent it to twitchy tip line. Never know, they might use it. Thanks again!

      • Worship Dancer

        haha you need to send that to Rubio AND Tea Party folks so they can use it – gearing up for 2014.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Looks like it’s already been played to Marco’s advantage. Myself, I’m holding out for a “Marco” polo shirt.

    https://www.reclaimamericapac.com/donate/water-bottle/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=20130213_mar_d_waterbottle_facebook&utm_content=mar

    • SPCAndyJ

      +1 Best childhood pool game reference …

  • lainer51

    Hmmmmm…..if only a “spot” on blue dress in the 90’s had been as benign as a sip of water…… just sayin…

    • nickdqwk

      Didn’t they call that presidue?

  • Dazieblue
  • Mickey O’Brien

    He needed to stay thirsty my friends

  • Maxx

    The fact that the left feels “spending less, saving more” is an idea whose time has passed tells you all you need to know.

  • Junie3

    We’re all Communists now will work for them, or reprobates now.

  • LoneTree, WY

    Actually for Dems/Leftists, Rubio’s sip of water was – in their world – political gold. Look at their messaging since the run up to Obama’s first presidential election. Then, as now, Dems place a huge amount of stock in HOW the message is delivered, and if the message is hip, cool or trendy. WHAT the message is, has in recent years been secondary or tierary in their world. So for Dems/Leftists, Rubio’s sip of water while on TV was amateurish and uncool… Rubio’s message? They never stopped to listen.

  • LoneTree, WY

    Actually for Dems/Leftists, Rubio’s sip of water was – in their world – political gold. Look at their messaging since the run up to Obama’s first presidential election. Then, as now, Dems place a huge amount of stock in HOW the message is delivered, and if the message is hip, cool or trendy. WHAT the message is, has in recent years been secondary or tierary in their world. So for Dems/Leftists, Rubio’s sip of water while on TV was amateurish and uncool… Rubio’s message? They never stopped to listen.

  • Bozo Sapien

    The GOP should be running the exact same campaign using the Rubio water footage. We ARE thirsty for new ideas after four years of Obama’s stale promises and no actual governing.

  • Bozo Sapien

    The GOP should be running the exact same campaign using the Rubio water footage. We ARE thirsty for new ideas after four years of Obama’s stale promises and no actual governing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tucker-Latham/100003799320251 Tucker Latham

    “because the ones they have aren’t working.”

    If by “working” they mean “allowed past the Senate.” Seriously, what noxious stupidity