Marco Rubio’s Reclaim America PAC offering the Rubio-branded water bottle

Poland Spring finally got around to capitalizing on the company’s unexpected television exposure during Sen. Marco Rubio’s SOTU response last night, but Rubio’s PAC, Reclaim America, wasn’t going to let the opportunity get away.

If you donate $25 or more today, we’ll send you a Marco Rubio water bottle.

Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you … he hydrates you too.

Nope. Fortunately, the Rubio water bottle is made of shatterproof material, so drop it all you want. Order now!

  • Spatial Awareness

    Check and Mate! ~_^

  • $7610427

    Gettin’ one!

    • Elaine

      Got one. Thanks, you crazy libs. :)

  • TugboatPhil

    C’mon now, The next item HAS to be a Marco polo shirt!

  • Tangchung

    I like this by kingofthehill:

  • Maxx

    One man has a water bottle, the other a WHINE cellar.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Forget water.

    I’m surprised Senator Rubio wasn’t on camera licking his butt like Ron White’s dog, “Sluggo”.

    After Barry’s SOTU Rubio (like the rest of American producers and business men/women) was just tryin’ to get the taste out of his mouth.

    • Heather_A

      I admit it, #iHollered.