Rubio is primitive, says Chris Matthews as he shouts at the top of his lungs, spraying spittle throughout the studio.—
Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) February 13, 2013
That special tingle Matthews felt in his thigh a few years back? It seems to have taken up permanent residence in his brain. Viewers who thought progressive of pallor Chris couldn’t outdo his “are there any African Americans living in Big Bear?” line were treated to another gem after Marco Rubio’s State of the Union response:
Inquiring minds want to know.
Perish the thought.
That’s different, though. See, liberals can’t be racist. They wouldn’t stand for it. And we’re sure they’ll give Matthews a well-deserved tongue lashing any minute now.
On second thought, a tongue bath is far more likely.