#sotu140 or #SOTUinLessThan140? Obama’s State of the Union in 140 characters or less

Indeed! There is no need for the long, drawn-out political theater known as President Obama State of the Union address. 140 characters is all you need!

We don’t think she wants to retweet any of these.

Zing! Did we say all you need is 140 characters? Well, these enterprising souls are summing things up in less than that. Enter, #SOTUinLessThan140.

Bingo!

That could be a problem. Or, a benefit, depending upon how you look at it.

Oh, dear!

Keep them coming, Twitter! Show the president how it’s done, Twitter style.

 

  • MarcoAurelius

    Specious Oratory To U by Scoundrel Of The Union

  • SineWaveII

    Walk in. Thank the people in the room. Shout-out to this years guests.
    Load 2009 SOTU on teleprompter.
    Read speech. Mention guns
    Good night.
    Walk out.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Tax Richey, punish Whitey, screw GIs, pay friends, green pork, reward Islam.

    • Cool_Arrow

      Announce support of Muslim CIA Chief.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Is “green pork” from Green Eggs and Ham?

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        It might be. I was thinking of the C Rations we used to eat.

        • Secede

          The ham and lima beans one ??? UUUGGGHHHH.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Is “green pork” from Green Eggs and Ham?

  • DavidS

    Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the
    collective

    • Rabid

      Assimilate this….(Obama)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    I, I, I, I, I, um, I, I, I, uh, I, I, I, I er, um, I, I, I

    • disqus_eric

      Rinse. Repeat.

  • Canadian in USA

    Me, me, me, me, me.

    Me too.

    • disqus_eric

      Matrix!

      • Canadian in USA

        Yes! :)

  • susan schneider

    Drones will be everywhere in 5 Mins.

    • Rabid

      They’re already here…they’re called Liberals.

  • disqus_eric

    It’s all Bush’s fault.

  • Rabid

    In fifteen days I will be leaving the Oval Office (pause for effect) To become the next Pope!

    • Elaine

      Thought for sure you would say to go on another vaca.

    • Elaine

      Thought for sure you would say to go on another vaca.

    • http://spiffywolf.net/ Siffy

      Please Lord let him have a ‘Johnson Moment’

      • SpinMeNot

        Well, he has made it known that he wants to be more flexible for Vladimir …

        Oh, sorry, wrong Johnson — my bad.

  • http://twitter.com/mklo096 Adi

    Let me be clear: I can do what I want.

  • http://twitter.com/mklo096 Adi

    Let me be clear: I can do what I want.

  • http://twitter.com/Bill_Reeves_II Bill Reeves

    He will probably just announce that he will be the next Pope.

  • http://twitter.com/Bill_Reeves_II Bill Reeves

    He will probably just announce that he will be the next Pope.

  • $30423294

    Did I mention I killed Bin Laden?

  • $30423294

    Did I mention I killed Bin Laden?

  • GaryTheBrave

    “I hereby resign as President. All hail President Biden!”

    A guy can dream, can’t he?

    • SpinMeNot

      I can’t believe I’m about to say this …

      I’d rather have BHO than Uncle Joe — the President has the decency to not ask the wife of an elected representative to “spread ’em”.

      • SpinMeNot

        Holy Crap, did I just refer to BHO as the President … wow, I need to call the doctor tomorrow and get my pain meds changed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      President Biden?!! no, no, no, not even as a joke, dude.

  • GaryTheBrave

    “I hereby resign as President. All hail President Biden!”

    A guy can dream, can’t he?

  • CR

    Hey America. I got you your free birth control. Hope you are ready for four years of getting scr*wed a lot. Don’t worry, I’ll leave an Obamaphone and some food stamps on the nightstand on my way to the golf course in Hawaii!

  • Joseph Phillips

    How many times will he say: previous administration, inherited, unprecedented, sacrifice, I, children, and the word winning?

    • redrooster8

      Don’t forget infrastructure

  • redrooster8

    You’re either for me, or against me. We are divided by race, class, geography, all thanks to me. OBL dead, ignore North Korea/Iran, under control just like Benghazi

  • SpinMeNot

    Anyone else here old enough to recall JFK’s first SOTU?
    How about Ford’s last SOTU in ’75?

    JFK went on and on about how bad things were, when they weren’t.
    Ford talked about how bad things were, and they were.

    BHO will talk about himself, and how good things are, and how much more “investment” we need.

    SOTU address is covered in the Constitution. It is supposed to be a delineation of the economic, financial, political and military status of the nation. What we will get is an hour of insults and promises. Neither of which will reflect reality.

    Go to the CBO and IRS websites, get the numbers. You can confiscate all the money made by everyone in this country that makes over $100K a year, and you’d have $80B or so left over to pay down the debt — oh wait, nvm, baseline budgeting — the automatic increases for next year will eat that up in about a week.

  • SpinMeNot

    “I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up”

    #NapoleanComplex #SOTUinLessThan140

  • nc

    Fair shake, fair share, more investment, more revenue, cleaning up the mess I inherited, other side needs to compromise, we can’t cut our way to prosperity, IT’S NOT WHO WE ARE.

    Update: He actually said five out of these eight phrases in one 30 second moment near the beginning. I don’t know about the rest, I switched to Long Island Medium, a much better choice to watch.

  • Adela Wagner

    “Sorry I’m a little late, I was up at Big Bear earlier and tore my cape, had to stop off and have it fixed”.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Just shut up and bend over!!

  • http://ITSPEOPLE.com/ Tantalus XVI

    Hayden’s was the best: I’ll touch it up a bit. The previous administration left quite a mess for me to clean up. Wait, what? I was the last administration? well fine let’s ban guns

  • Tommy Joe

    Obama: “I will turn water into wine.”
    Rubio: “Nope, still tastes like water to me.”