Let’s not get it on: John Boehner looking for ‘a little foreplay’

Bow-chicka-please-no.

Reeeeeally awkward.

Shudder.

Rep. Boehner, we’ve only got one thing to say to you:

Hell no.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    How about a little do your goddamned job and stop screwing over the American people first?

  • Lady 12

    Desk, meet forehead.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    EW.