Left begins ‘Romneyfication’ of rich, anti-science Sen. Marco Rubio

It’s easy to tell how seriously the Left takes the threat of a Marco Rubio presidential candidacy in 2016. Never mind what he said in his response to the president’s state of the union address, and forget what he said about his own life. His opponents would like you to know that he’s practically Mitt Romney.

Class warfare? What class warfare? You didn’t know that Rubio is an out-of-touch rich dude? Get this: according to Buzzfeed, he’s been seen working out at the swanky Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, Fla. Swanky.

Now that we know Rubio’s claim of being middle class is obviously a sham, can we talk about his rejection of science? The president, you see, believes in the “overwhelming judgment of science.” You don’t need more proof than that, do you?

Rubio? He doesn’t even know the government could control the weather if only more Democrats were elected.

No, he’s not building a weather-controlling machine. He just wants to use the one Bush used to create Hurricane Katrina, duh.

Let’s see if some other rich, anti-science conservatives were snowed by Rubio’s act.

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