Lady parts engage in feminist love fest, conservatives set the record straight

Liberal feminists are patting each other on the back for persevering despite being forced to live in an oppressive patriarchal society:

Ask and you shall receive, Melissa. #TellAFeministThankYou is now trending nationally:

And producing gems like these:

Barf. Sorry, but how has canonizing women like Sandra Fluke furthered women’s cause? Since when did promoting a culture of lady parts and government dependency warrant gratitude? The answer is never, and conservatives are injecting much-needed doses of reality into the feminist faux narrative:

That is what radical feminism hath wrought — and it’s nothing to celebrate.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #TellAFeministThankYou for taking the pro-life AND pro-woman movement started Susan B. Anthony and her comrades and turning it into self-degrading whinefest.

  • kayakingfatso

    #TellAFeministThankYou for ruining the true meaning of the word *feminist*, just like that dope in the white house ruined the word *change*.

    • grais

      I think he did some major damage to the word “hope,” too.

      • kayakingfatso

        Yes, you are correct, but I rarely use that word, so it doesn’t bother me quite as much. 😉

      • kayakingfatso

        Yes, you are correct, but I rarely use that word, so it doesn’t bother me quite as much. 😉

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Wow that Melissa McEwan sounds like quite the catch. I better call mom, tell her I “found the one”
    -……the one she warned me about.

    • wwbdinct

      I can pretty much state with confidence that NO ONE is harrassing her. Wishful thinking on her part.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      You think she’s uses that same pic/avatar on the Craiglist “Please, I’m begging you” threads?

      Good grief.

    • twinx

      LMAO

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Also on the list of The Ones Mom WARNED Me About-Madea Benjamin and Lena Dunham

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Speaking on behalf of cats, we would like to distance ourselves from the coming accusation that we will be willingly employed when no human has proven able to tolerate her.

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Speaking on behalf of cats, we would like to distance ourselves from the coming accusation that we will be willingly employed when no human has proven able to tolerate her.

  • 5n4k33y35

    Feminism is only a foolish ideology, radical or not. Feminists have pretensions of academic credibility, but it is only a degenerate ideology which attacks the host civilization in the manner of a parasitic infection.

  • FreedomFighter

    Wasn’t it the republican party that made it possible for women to vote??

    • nickshaw

      And weren’t republicans the ones who pressed to allow equal rights and the vote for black folk too?
      Liberals, it’s a wonder they can tie their shoes without daily instruction (oddly, the instructions change every day!)

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        And the NRA cut it’s teeth on the “Bull Conner” southern Democrats & the KKK (same,same) in fighting for blacks to own guns to defend their lives, homes, and families.

      • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

        And wasn’t it 22 Republicans who voted AGAINST the Violence Against Women Act? And isn’t it always a Republican judge who blames the victim in rape cases? Stop quoting the actions of the PAST. What are YOU doing NOW to ensure equal and fair treatment of women?

        • nickshaw

          I’m really tempted to say “Blow me, douche!” by I’m too refined to sink to that depth.
          Sometimes.

        • nickshaw

          I’m really tempted to say “Blow me, douche!” by I’m too refined to sink to that depth.
          Sometimes.

        • AimToMisbehave

          Why don’t you tell us all what the VAWA actually does. Or is it just a bunch of useless feel-good nonsense with a nice-sounding label slapped on it? Perhaps this, with a good bit of federal spending money holes included as such?
          Perhaps you can also identify which states and localities in the country don’t already make it illegal to commit violence against women. Last question, why do women need to be singled out in specific laws that make criminal violence illegal?

          • nickshaw

            Aren’t all liberal social policies merely feel good legislation with a nice sounding label, ATM, that don’t really accomplish anything?

          • nickshaw

            Aren’t all liberal social policies merely feel good legislation with a nice sounding label, ATM, that don’t really accomplish anything?

        • AimToMisbehave

          Seriously, I want to know where all these laws exist, and then have a clause at the end stating “If a woman is the victim, then forget everything you just read because we’re totally cool with violence against women.” Please educate and inform all of us on where these exceptions exist in the United States. They actually do exist in other countries (notably the Middle East), but I guess you don’t care very much about non-American women being treated like crap.

        • AimToMisbehave

          Seriously, I want to know where all these laws exist, and then have a clause at the end stating “If a woman is the victim, then forget everything you just read because we’re totally cool with violence against women.” Please educate and inform all of us on where these exceptions exist in the United States. They actually do exist in other countries (notably the Middle East), but I guess you don’t care very much about non-American women being treated like crap.

        • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

          hmmm a certain former illinois senator voted against sealing the records of rape victims and making them private in 1999. guess who it was? rhymes with “jarac ofama”

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #TellAFeministThankYou – For working to prevent our wives and daughters from having the choice of a firearm to protect them while walking to their car after a late shift at work.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Dear Angry Vaginas,

    How’s Cindy Sheehan doing?

    What?

    You lost her phone number? She grew a penis?

    Or is it like all your minute to minute hypocrisy, she just lost her usefulness?

  • wwbdinct

    #TellAFeministThankYou for making women look like all they are good for is sex! Wasn’t that one of their major gripes to begin with?

  • CatHerder

    I think she said ‘contemptuous’ when she meant ‘contemptible’.

  • JINNASH

    Soooooo….dressing up like lady parts helps take a stand against violence. Sorry but that is too stupid to even comment. Got a better idea ladies…date men who believe in personal responsibility and decent behavior. They are the ones less likely to be abusive, dead beats, losers, etc.! Now if you are REALLY afraid, then date the beta male hipster super wiennie types who let you walk all over them!!!

    • NCRelite

      Unfortunately my sister is dating one of these beta males. They fight all the time, he is very insecure and angry, he is anti-capitalist anti-religion anti-consumerist, has a kid out of wedlock, somehow he is a good person though –because he has warm fuzzy feelings about stuff

      • JINNASH

        Here is an idea that might work.

        1) Tell your sister that she is the woman and not him. She needs a complementor not a competitor
        2) The she is worthy of a decent man, not a little boy.
        3) Real men try to solve problem. Empathy just gets two people saying the same things over and over again.
        4) Do warm fuzzy feeling solve problem? Ask her that.
        5) Just because she can control a guy doesn’t mean he’ll love her.

    • NCRelite

      Unfortunately my sister is dating one of these beta males. They fight all the time, he is very insecure and angry, he is anti-capitalist anti-religion anti-consumerist, has a kid out of wedlock, somehow he is a good person though –because he has warm fuzzy feelings about stuff

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Of course, all they really have are the beta-male hipsters. Men who believe in personal responsibility have no interest in women who dress and act like giant walking ladyparts… We’ll look elsewhere if necessary.

  • nickshaw

    #TellAFeministThankYou for naming us all Julia. ‘Cause we’re so easily confused.

  • V the K

    @MelissaMcEwan Shaddap and make me a sammitch

    • detroit19

      :)

  • NCRelite

    I would consider my wife a real feminist… she is a happily married wife (at least that’s what she says!), is looking forward to motherhood and being a stay-at-home, is conservative, got her docterate at age 25, got a full ride scholarship playing tennis, can hammer a nail better than I can plus she is quite handy, is as competetive as all get out, and is the most badass chick I know! /salute

    • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

      …..That doesn’t make her a feminist. Being a Feminist mean you ACTIVELY work towards the equal political, social, and economic treatment of women. What is she doing to ensure that future generations of women are treated fairly?

      • Brian Roastbeef

        Sarah Palin self-identifies as a feminist. She is very politically and socially active, and promotes female candidates aggressively to the point that it could be argued she has an unfair gender bias. Are you thanking Sarah Palin today?

        • nickshaw

          Of course Sasha isn’t, Brian.
          She would then be considered a hypocrite by her “sistahs” and we all know liberals and feminazis are not hypocrites!

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            “Sistahs”? Way to be racist.
            By the way, I’m white.

          • nickshaw

            Did I say you were black?

            Besides, you’re much too whiny and full of victimhood to be black.
            By the way, next time you become mayor of a town, governor of a state or selected to run as vice president why don’t you come back and tell us of your accomplishments, m’kay?
            Palin managed to do all of those things without asking what we were “doing for her now to promote equality and fair treatment” (paraphrasing, of course).

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            LOL Palin was “TOKEN WOMAN” chosen to make McCain seem modern.

            And yes, you did. When you chose tho imply I was illiterate.
            Whether I’m white or black is something you’ll never know. I can be whatever color I want on the internet. I can even make up a name for myself. :)

          • nickshaw

            What is it with liberals that they can read anything into a statement and still come out sounding like an idiot?
            Did I imply you were illiterate? No more than I implied you were black.
            And you want to know something else? I don’t give a crap what color you are or anybody is. My opinion of them is based entirely on what they have to say or their actions. Their character, as someone said.
            And you don’t have much to speak of.
            From what I can tell, only liberals care what color anyone is.
            Of course there are racists on both sides of the game but, you guys have made racism into an art form!

            And yes, you can be any color you want on the internet or even make up a name, it still doesn’t mask that you are a whiny douche.
            I guess Palin was a token woman mayor and a token woman governor too, right?

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            LOL Palin was “TOKEN WOMAN” chosen to make McCain seem modern.

            And yes, you did. When you chose tho imply I was illiterate.
            Whether I’m white or black is something you’ll never know. I can be whatever color I want on the internet. I can even make up a name for myself. :)

          • nickshaw

            Did I say you were black?

            Besides, you’re much too whiny and full of victimhood to be black.
            By the way, next time you become mayor of a town, governor of a state or selected to run as vice president why don’t you come back and tell us of your accomplishments, m’kay?
            Palin managed to do all of those things without asking what we were “doing for her now to promote equality and fair treatment” (paraphrasing, of course).

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            “Sistahs”? Way to be racist.
            By the way, I’m white.

        • nickshaw

          Of course Sasha isn’t, Brian.
          She would then be considered a hypocrite by her “sistahs” and we all know liberals and feminazis are not hypocrites!

        • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

          Sarah Palin can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. She is not feminist. Doubt she actually knows what the word means.

          • Brian Roastbeef

            Glad to see that you have proven to be as hypocritical as could be predicted.

            That said, I do agree that Palin shouldn’t self-identify as feminist. Despite her effort to succeed in her own career, raise a family, and promote conservative women, she has nothing to do with the destructive, anti-family, pro-abortion efforts that has construed the feminist movement of the last four decades.

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            Lol, hypocritical? Nah, just truthful. Palin wants to be considered a feminist so misguided women will swallow her anti-women beliefs.

            Feminists are not destructive, we are not “anti-family”, we are not all pro-choice. We differ in opinion in some issues, but we overcome that because we realize women SHOULD BE FREE TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS.

          • Brian Roastbeef

            If you truly believe that, then wouldn’t you say an educated woman freely choosing to live a private life at home raising her family is then exemplifying feminism?

            Because you started this little pissing contest by clearly and directly declaring that HBninjaX’s wife wasn’t feminist for that very reason. There you announced that her life didn’t count because she wasn’t advocating for women. Then you announce that Palin doesn’t count because she doesn’t believe as you declare… though women should be free to make up their own minds.

            So which is it? Hypocritical, or just talking out your ass?

          • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

            they are free to make their own decisions. so stop caterwauling.

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            Lol, hypocritical? Nah, just truthful. Palin wants to be considered a feminist so misguided women will swallow her anti-women beliefs.

            Feminists are not destructive, we are not “anti-family”, we are not all pro-choice. We differ in opinion in some issues, but we overcome that because we realize women SHOULD BE FREE TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS.

          • Brian Roastbeef

            Glad to see that you have proven to be as hypocritical as could be predicted.

            That said, I do agree that Palin shouldn’t self-identify as feminist. Despite her effort to succeed in her own career, raise a family, and promote conservative women, she has nothing to do with the destructive, anti-family, pro-abortion efforts that has construed the feminist movement of the last four decades.

          • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

            ah so when we call you out on your hypocrisy you insist that palin cant be a feminist because you say so. you definetly won that argument with your reasoned thinking.

        • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

          Sarah Palin can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. She is not feminist. Doubt she actually knows what the word means.

      • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

        ok. what the fuck has fluke done that has either?

      • EffeminateIvyLeagueFob

        “What is she doing to ensure that future generations of women are treated fairly?”

        What do feminists do to make sure that future generations of men are treated fairly? Why is it that leftists,like feminists,support restrictions on what business can do in order to protect the environment but no feminist supports restrictions on what feminism can do to our social environment?

        Being a feminist,by the way, does not mean “you ACTIVELY work towards the equal political, social, and economic treatment of women.”

        It means that you work towards undermining societal cohesion actively and work towards grabbing up all the goodies that you get from destabilizing a society and give them only to women.

        Men don’t have the right to an abortion. Men can’t get out of being a parent whenever they want,but women can. Feminists support that arrangement. If they wanted women to be treated equally to men, they would strip the right to have an abortion from women,or give men something comparable. They’ve done neither.

        They might want all women to be equal to the highest-earning,highest-status men that are there,hey, that’s what us low-status men without the prestige of a Trump or Bill Gates want for OURSELVES,but it isn’t fair to just take it via the government. You have to work for it. There isn’t any oppressive patriarchy standing between you and that. Just life, and the circumstances of your birth.

        Any way you want to slice it, feminism does NOT stand for equality between the sexes. Their documented ACTIONS say it clearly enough. Whenever history has been on the right side of gender issues,feminism has consciously chosen the other side.

        Early feminists firebombed buildings to make a political point. To this day, women still receive more lenient prison sentences than men across the board. Would 100 years of constant effort have been enough to solve that problem? You bet. But feminism isn’t interested in equality among the sexes. In practice,none of us would be. None of us would like it.

        I’m for equality before the law,and I say let people sort out the rest amongst themselves.

        I’m not a feminist, and I BLAME,not thank, feminists-for a nearly 50% single mother household rate in our country that studies have proven,time and time again, to contribute to:

        70% of homeless and runaway children
        3/4 of child sexual predation and violent offenses against children
        greater incidences of drug addiction
        greater incidences of prostitution
        higher rates of HPV and genital herpes amongst the general population
        60-70% of our prisons’ violent offender population

        and last, but not least, higher incidences of RAPE and sexual assault against WOMEN and GIRLS.

        We could have had a peaceful resolution to the issues surrounding sex in this country 60 years ago without the influence of feminism.Now the waters have been muddied to a point that we’ll NEVER solve these problems peacefully. Thank feminism for that.

  • NCRelite

    I would consider my wife a real feminist… she is a happily married wife (at least that’s what she says!), is looking forward to motherhood and being a stay-at-home, is conservative, got her docterate at age 25, got a full ride scholarship playing tennis, can hammer a nail better than I can plus she is quite handy, is as competetive as all get out, and is the most badass chick I know! /salute

  • $23639361

    that McEwan “broad” is a great example of why Rush calls them “feminazis”

  • $23639361

    that McEwan “broad” is a great example of why Rush calls them “feminazis”

  • Brian Roastbeef

    #TellaFeministThankYou for employing this pompous and obnoxious trend of refusing to adopt the surname of the beta-males you marry, leaving sad children with overlong hyphenated messes where their family identity should be.

    Seriously, I appreciate that married feminists do this. Makes them easier to identify and avoid..

    • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

      Their “family identity” comes from BOTH sides. The kid didn’t just split off of the man

      • Brian Roastbeef

        So then a good feminist wife should want no part in the family she creates with her husband? Amazing how feminists always up the standards for men to be perfect even to the point of justifying martial infidelity on the part of women, but can’t even care to show the husband the basic respect of taking his name to provide one solid, indivisible family unit.

        But then again the stronger the family, the less the need to rely on the government, huh? Kind of the whole point behind the alliance between Marxism and Feminism over the past forty years.

        • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

          LOL What are you rambling about? That has nothing to do at all with what I just said.

          • Brian Roastbeef

            You really must be vapid if you don’t recognize the connection between the rise of feminism and the systematic destruction of the family.

            Are you ready to walk away from this thread in defeat, or do you wish to level non-sequitur charges of racism against me as well?

          • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

            Feminism doesn’t destroy families. Misogynists do.

          • Brian Roastbeef

            Yeah, whatever. Exhausted your supply of DNC approved ladyparts talking points, did you? Don’t worry, your boss is about to come on TV and hand out a bunch more. Cheers.

          • Brian Roastbeef

            You really must be vapid if you don’t recognize the connection between the rise of feminism and the systematic destruction of the family.

            Are you ready to walk away from this thread in defeat, or do you wish to level non-sequitur charges of racism against me as well?

        • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

          LOL What are you rambling about? That has nothing to do at all with what I just said.

      • Brian Roastbeef

        So then a good feminist wife should want no part in the family she creates with her husband? Amazing how feminists always up the standards for men to be perfect even to the point of justifying martial infidelity on the part of women, but can’t even care to show the husband the basic respect of taking his name to provide one solid, indivisible family unit.

        But then again the stronger the family, the less the need to rely on the government, huh? Kind of the whole point behind the alliance between Marxism and Feminism over the past forty years.

    • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

      Their “family identity” comes from BOTH sides. The kid didn’t just split off of the man

  • Brian Roastbeef

    #TellaFeministThankYou for employing this pompous and obnoxious trend of refusing to adopt the surname of the beta-males you marry, leaving sad children with overlong hyphenated messes where their family identity should be.

    Seriously, I appreciate that married feminists do this. Makes them easier to identify and avoid..

  • http://www.facebook.com/femininemystiquetwra Edita Twra

    #TellAFeministThankYou for creating Femicadism, for making history irrelevant, so that women believe the lie that patriarchy oppresses them, for making women believe that they are nothing unless they act like a man, https://twitter.com/FeminineMystiqu

  • http://www.facebook.com/femininemystiquetwra Edita Twra

    #TellAFeministThankYou for creating Femicadism, for making history irrelevant, so that women believe the lie that patriarchy oppresses them, for making women believe that they are nothing unless they act like a man, https://twitter.com/FeminineMystiqu