Man, do NOT louse up the dry cleaning of a distinguished White House correspondent.—
(@jimgeraghty) February 11, 2013
Major Garrett is upset about something. Like, really upset. We caught him lobbing F-bombs at someone about “shirty business.” Now, he claims the profanity-laced tweet was the product of a slow pre-State-of-the-Union Monday, but he still hasn’t clarified what he meant by “shirty business.” Thankfully, Twitterers are all over it:
The day will come when I will misfire a DM and it will be shirty business indeed.—
Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013
The First Rule of Shirty Business is you do not talk about Shirty Business.—
Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 11, 2013
“Shirty Business” is an underrated EPMD album.—
(@daveweigel) February 11, 2013
Right now, I imagine Garrett just gave a certain dealer in shirty business an extra Godfather smack. "And *that* is for the Tweet!"—
Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) February 11, 2013
Ain’t that the truth!
Better luck tomorrow, Major.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Major Garrett’s shirty business is also inspiring future cinematic masterpieces:
Thank you, Major, from the bottoms of our shirty hearts.
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