Man, do NOT louse up the dry cleaning of a distinguished White House correspondent.
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(@jimgeraghty) February 11, 2013Major Garrett is upset about something. Like, really upset. We caught him lobbing F-bombs at someone about “shirty business.” Now, he claims the profanity-laced tweet was the product of a slow pre-State-of-the-Union Monday, but he still hasn’t clarified what he meant by “shirty business.” Thankfully, Twitterers are all over it:
The day will come when I will misfire a DM and it will be shirty business indeed.—
Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013
The First Rule of Shirty Business is you do not talk about Shirty Business.—
Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 11, 2013
I like to imagine that Major Garrett is yelling at his dry cleaner. #ShirtyBusiness—
Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013
Someone needs to do a #ShirtyBusiness music video set to "Dirty Laundry."—
Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 11, 2013
@daveweigel You've got a shirty business, you didn't build that.—
Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013
I'm giving up swearing on Twitter for Lent. Thanks to @MajorCBS I'll say "shirt" instead of shit!!
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Redness (@mchastain81) February 11, 2013
Know what this tells me? That @MajorCBS don't skirt the #shirtybusiness and get's sh*t done, son.—
Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013
“Shirty Business” is an underrated EPMD album.—
(@daveweigel) February 11, 2013
No honey, that's number two. RT @MushKat
One Is The Shirtiest Number That You'll Ever Do #ShirtyBusiness—
Debbie M. (@mosesmosesmoses) February 11, 2013
I'm not going to take your shirt anymore. I'm done. #ShirtyBusiness—
Rachael (@x_1013_x) February 11, 2013
Tomorrow, BHO will tell us we need to in-vest in #shirtybusiness to sleeve the economy, because he's tacked to #Jibs again.—
Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 11, 2013
Gotta get my shirty business on. #caring—
Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 11, 2013
Right now, I imagine Garrett just gave a certain dealer in shirty business an extra Godfather smack. "And *that* is for the Tweet!"—
Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) February 11, 2013
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. That was some #shirtybusiness.—
DiploMatt (@mdrache) February 11, 2013
I saw #ShirtyBusiness open for James Taylor back in '79.—
Jim J (@anthropocon) February 11, 2013
There's no business like #ShirtyBusiness.—
Ed LaRose (@metaphorsbwithu) February 11, 2013
Ain’t that the truth!
That's a win MT @scotscajun: Shirty just got real.—
Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013
Twitter lost a Pope but was given Shirty Business in return #LordWorksInMysteriousWays—
S.M (@redsteeze) February 11, 2013
Sorry for your rough morning @MajorCBS. Shirt happens. You just have to keep pushing and tell haters to duck off.—
Ben Howe (@BenHowe) February 11, 2013
Better luck tomorrow, Major.
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Update:
It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Major Garrett’s shirty business is also inspiring future cinematic masterpieces:
Shirty Hard #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) February 11, 2013
Mr. Magorium's Shirty Emporium. #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) February 11, 2013
Get Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
LMH (@laurenmarie10) February 11, 2013
Weekend at Shirty's #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Lloyd bin Laden (@lloydbin) February 11, 2013
Shirty Seconds over Tokyo #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Michael J Sandoval (@mjasandoval) February 11, 2013
The Good, The Bad, and The Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
TXN_1st (@Prairie_Patriot) February 11, 2013
The Shirty Dozen
#replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Sassy Pants (@nicoleb977) February 11, 2013
Zero Dark Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Sam Valley (@SamValley) February 11, 2013
Shirty Dancing #replaceamovietitlewithshirty—
Shoebox (@Shoeboxnre) February 11, 2013
Thank you, Major, from the bottoms of our shirty hearts.
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Update:
Check out the new single from Misfit Politics’ Brandon Morse. A real treat for the ear-holes:
@TwitchyTeam "Writin' Shirty" soundcloud.com/brandon-morse/…—
Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013
Heh.
