The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) February 11, 2013OK, so that just happened.
Umm… RT @MajorCBS: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
Jeff Emanuel (@jeffemanuel) February 11, 2013
Whoa RT @MajorCBS The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
Benjamin Armbruster (@benjaminja) February 11, 2013
Say what? RT @MajorCBS The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
LMH (@laurenmarie10) February 11, 2013
There must be a story behind this… RT @MajorCBS: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) February 11, 2013
….hey….sup? RT @MajorCBS: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013
Oopsie RT @MajorCBS: The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
(@jdonels) February 11, 2013
Careful there, Major.
SOMEONE meant for that to be a DM.—
RB (@RBPundit) February 11, 2013
Sounds about right. Garrett has already deleted the tweet. Unfortunately for him — and fortunately for everyone else — Twitchy is forever.
<- dying to know who @MajorCBS was DM'ing.—
RB (@RBPundit) February 11, 2013
Inquiring minds wanna know.
@MajorCBS this made me want to apologize, and I have no idea what might be going on.—
Travis Fain (@TravisFain) February 11, 2013
@MajorCBS you have been hacked…or you are about to be fired.—
(@morettiphd) February 11, 2013
Tip: NEVER FUCK WITH A NEWS ANCHOR! RT @MajorCBS The fuck I am. That is shirty business what you did. Fix it. I'm not fucking kidding.—
William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) February 11, 2013
That’s good advice.
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Update:
Here’s Major’s explanation for the … outburst:
Monday before SOTU is always slow. Pity. I was speaking to @JOSreports. He knows why. I hear S#%* is REALLY hitting the fan in Damascus.—
Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) February 11, 2013
For the record, here’s what National Journal White House Correspondent Jim O’Sullivan was up to on this slow Monday:
Someone, @MajorCBS, left a thing of Cover Girl on the WH press men's room sink—
Jim O'Sullivan (@JOSreports) February 11, 2013
Confirmed: makeup contraband in WH men's room does NOT belong to @MajorCBS. Will investigate further—
Jim O'Sullivan (@JOSreports) February 11, 2013
Alrighty then.
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Update:
Shirt happens: Twitterers try to make sense of Major Garrett’s shirty business