Happy birthday, you betcha! Birthday wishes pour in for Sarah Palin

Today is Governor Palin’s birthday and best wishes pour in. Of course, Huffington Post had to tweet without offering any, you know, best wishes.

Classy. Almost as classy as WaPo’s Chris Cillizza, who felt the need to slam both Palin and the pope earlier today. And doesn’t HuffPo  know that one must never divulge a lady’s age? Criminy! HuffPo readers are even worse; here is one example:

Wow. How hilarious. Not.

Thankfully, the bitter was outweighed by those who took to Twitter to help Sarah Palin celebrate the big day.

Fight like a girl and look great doing it? You betcha!


And some birthday advice.

It’s great for breakfast the next day, too!

We at Twitchy join in wishing Governor Palin a very happy birthday. All the best, always!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    She still is more competent and experienced than Barry.

    She is a fine, decent person and apparently the MSM and the libs fear her even now, because they don’t pass up an opportunity to trash her.

    But, that’s what they do.

    • michael s

      Who is president her or Pres Obama? I thought so.

      • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

        he never said Palin was president instead of Obama, he said she is more competent.

        • BlueGood

          Ignore the Leftoid Trolls Noah…….Stay on the subject with grace…

          Happy Birthday Sarah…you are a selfless inspiration to conservatives EVERYWHERE!


        • NYLGK Likes Little Boys

          Bless your heart, Dingbat.

      • wwbdinct

        Yea, it’s really too bad for America. Palin would be infinitely more competent than the mess that’s there now.

        • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

          I doubt that.

          • wwbdinct

            EddieBurke! You make me laugh you whack job.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Former Ambassador Chris Stevens wishes it was her.

      • plaingolf

        Awww. Someone not getting enough attention on the Huffington Post?

        • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

          Has this site surpassed Huffpo in total hits ranking?

          • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

            Not even close.

          • Finrod Felagund

            You’re helping us catch up. Thanks!

          • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

            The latest palin thread has a whopping 18 posts and it has been up for over 4 hours now.


          • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

            Said the obsessive troll whose worthless life revolves around a woman it hates…

          • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

            Yet, you’re the dude who can’t stop posting to me.
            At least Obama has kept us safe.

          • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

            No…I just keep checking you into the boards. You stalk Palin threads, I keep smacking you around like the idiot you are.

            Obama kept us safe? really? Well then thank you for continuing every one of Bush’s anti-terrorism policies!

            See how easy it is to smack you around? Keep that hate buring, troll.

          • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

            Palin threads? Um, there are not that many.
            Why are you trolling me? Please, never post to me again.

          • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

            wow, that is an awesome picture. Did you have that photoshopped by the same people that photoshopped the Shotgun into Obama’s hands?

          • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™


          • plaingolf

            Why would I care?

      • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

        Considering that Palin never ran……..

      • journogal

        Palin never ran for President, you know that, right? She was the vice presidential nominee in 2008.
        I guess when you promise lo-in-vo’s the world, it is easy to get re-elected when you have nothing to show for it. It’s going to be a cruel, cruel world when lo-in-vo’s find out the hard way they were dupe. Too bad, the rest of us have to be included.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nancy-Tilotta/1475135633 Nancy Tilotta

        Obama “plays” president..he’s a pretender all the way. No good can come of his plans.

        • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

          I wish we could convince him to resign. Maybe if he were elected Supreme Leader of the imaginary liberal universe?

      • EastValleyConservative

        It’s pretty apparent who the president is. The voters are getting what they asked for. It’s year 5, he owns it, and so does every voter who chose it. Enjoy.

    • V the K

      Look at how the left tore up Mitt Romney, too; for all his flaws as a politician, he was a good and decent man.

      The left hates goodness and decency; all they care about is power. michael s-hole’s comment makes this very clear.

      • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

        Exactly. In 2011, Romney donated 30% of his income ($4,000,000) to charity. Obama? less than 1% and yet it’s Obama that cares for the poor? it’s so a$$ backwards.

        I guess we know who the real ‘one percenter’ is

  • etecs

    We all are very grateful for things you’ve done for us… Sarah……… Have a Very Happy Birthday…

  • V the K

    Somewhere, Tina Fey is shoving cake in her face and desperately hoping someone will pay attention to her.

    • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

      That is kind of sad.

      Did someone do something to the aquifers in Hollywood after 1915?

      I’m starting to wonder….

  • $23629333

    Hope – while she’s been out of the public idea – she has resumed the diet which made her America’s most attractive political figure.

    • AgntOrngVctm

      You think like Obama. Just the other day, he said regarding Sarah’s upcoming birthday: “If my mother had married an Eskimo, I would look just like Sarah Palin’s kids”. Yes, very true Mr. President; but given her fixation on communists, you’d still be a hateful ingrate. Anyway, the adulation is not about Sarah’s physical beauty and physique. lol

  • michael s

    Happy bday to the no 1 woman in Washington. Oh I forgot its not her.

    • idesign2

      I can see you turning green from my house..:)

      • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

        I can see palin watching the FOX NEWS from my house.

        • Finrod Felagund

          It took you eleven hours to finally post here?

          You’re losing whatever touch you had.

        • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

          Aaaannnnddd here’s the obsessive Palin hater.

          • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™


          • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

            Wow…cogent comeback. Dumabass obsessive troll…bringin’ teh awesome.

            Or just being an idiot, as usual. I’m glad you’re wasting your life with obsessive hate. You deserve to have a wasted life.

    • Joe W.

      You are just another deranged hater of all things Palin. What on earth did she ever do to you to make you despise the woman so?? Does a beautiful, morally strong, patriotic, intelligent and courageous female threaten your fragile masculinity THAT much?? I really do feel sorry for you and your sick pals, Mikey. It really must be hell waking up and realizing that you are still you each day. Bless your little heart anyway…..

      • kilthan

        You’re totally misreading his angry snark. He just wishes HE could be such a beautiful, strong, intelligent, and courageous female (he doesn’t believe in such notions as morality or patriotism). Its the gender opposite of Penis Envy.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The #1 woman in Washington is Valarie Jarratt. President Obama is scared shiiteless of her.

      • DanStlMo

        Obama would be the #2 woman in Washington.

    • journogal

      Wow, she really bothers you, doesn’t she? You realize she can not do anything to you. She’s a private citizen. Yet, I bet you have no problem with what the current administration has done and is continuing to do. I guess as long as those gubiment checks keep cashing (for the time being), you have no problem rolling over like a dog for your government betters.

    • NYLGK Likes Little Boys

      Wow, someone is angry. Midol should help, sport.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Aaaannnnddd another idiot troll shows up to show his a$$.

  • Kristy Patullo

    Happy Birthday to the beautiful Sarah Palin!!! She is sublime.

  • rippersnort

    The best Birthday wishes for you Sarah. The best to you and yours too.

  • Steve_J

    @johnsaidstuff: Her age, your IQ.

  • peteee363

    i think i will add this date to my calendar’s from now on. yes, i also include ben franklin, ronals reagan, the hungarian revolution, and disco demolition as noted dates. this year will be clocks, so i will need to also include a famous person each month related to clocks/time.

  • Founders1791

    Sarah Palin is a a real life walking Norman Rockwell Painting that lives the life depicted which her detractors simply can’t measure up to, and that realization pains them so much they seek comfort in projecting that hurt onto the most inconsequential detail of “her” life.

    Sarah Palin’s Birthday!born February 11, 1964
    -born in Idaho, Christian, graduated from Midwest College, started as TV Sportscaster, moved west & became Governor

    Ronald Reagan’s Birthday!born February 6, 1911
    – born in Illinois, Christian, graduated from Midwest College, started as Radio Sportscaster, moved west & became Governor

    Governor (06-09),Oil Regulator (03-04), Mayor (96-02), City Council (92-96), Commercial Fisherman (89-06), TV Sportscaster (88-89), Marathoner (3:59:36), Best selling Author(09-12), Congressional King Maker(10-13), and Mother of Five!

    • peteee363

      sarah has a much more impressive resume then obama does.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nancy-Tilotta/1475135633 Nancy Tilotta

        And gorgeous too!!

        • peteee363

          i thought it would be sexist to mention that, but it is obvious. also, she is married, so i can only dream from afar. todd looks like he could beat me up if i even looked cross eyed at her.

          • Founders1791

            That was funny! :)

          • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

            It’s not sexist if it’s true. 😉

            And Todd is one of the luckiest guys in the world as far as I’m concerned.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Happy Birthday, Sarah!

    Still waiting for the Ivy League to give you that honorary degree that you deserve for advancing the status of women!

  • blueniner

    Happy Birthday Sarah Palin, you are an American Treasure!

  • vivian

    hope you have a blessed birthday….you are a wonderful example of Americanism!

  • Jackptg

    There has not been one aspect of Palin’s life and career that has not been chewed over, criticized and lied about by her enemies; she has withstood the slings, barbs, bullets, and arrows that would have fallen a lesser person.

    Soon after Palin entered the national political scene as Arizona Sen. John McCain’s GOP running mate, she was attacked as a diva, a clothes hog, an irresponsible mother and a political mercenary. National broadcasts showed her as being inept and ignorant. At the same time, they dismissed what she achieved as mayor of her hometown, commissioner of the state’s oil and pipeline board and governor of America’s largest state.

    The media hounded her, and her family, on a daily basis, flat out making crap up (like that she, personally, shot wolves from the air). They claimed her baby was not her own; used despicable language to attack her, and her family; sent numerous reporters to Wasilla to dig up dirt on her ; AP reporters “factchecked” her book; accused her of being an accomplice to murder, her email hacked by the son of a Democrat congressman, political operatives filing endless bogus ethic charges designed to bankrupt a working family with a special need toddler and much more.

    Obsessive news hounds scrounged through pages and pages of Palin Emails, looking for damning information that could wipe the outspoken conservative from America’s political scene.

    What they found was the inner workings of an efficient, informed and very involved governor that mounted an unprecedented 80 plus approval rating while in office. Those emails revealed a hard-working, committed public servant. Even the mainstream media has been forced to concede that Palin was a conscientious, transparent, and effective public servant.

    The media , Hollywood and the REP establishment have done everything they can to vilify Sarah Palin and her family but despite a massive effort to destroy her, she is still on her feet and making a difference in the political world.

    By the way, if Obama received half of the bad press that Sarah Palin does, his favorables would be in the low 30’s

    • blueniner

      Right on, I would give you 1000 likes if I could!

  • $3838536

    Happy Birthday to gorgeous, gracious Gov. Sarah Palin, true feminist & great American.

  • PrezCircle

    Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest QUITTER !!!!!!

    • Jackptg

      Do you understand why Sarah Palin resigned?

      Sarah Palin served 32 out of 48 months; the same percentage that Obama served of his Senate term (not including the two-year break he spent campaigning) and accomplished almost everything she set out to do in that time.

      Sarah Palin resigned because she recognized the cost that the frivolous ethics complaints were having on her state , and she saw how much of her staff’s time and her own time were forced to deal with those issues.

      That entire campaign of BS lawsuits was meant to do nothing but hamstring the governor’s office and bankrupt Sarah Palin.

      She saw that if she stayed on as Governor it would continue to cost the state millions of dollars in wasted time and resources to defend against false and maliciously ethics complaints and doom it to gridlock.

      Those frivolous lawsuits had already cost the state of AK close to $2 million; Sarah Palin had over $500,000 dollars in legal fees.
      Sarah Palin knew that for the sake of her state, her country, her family, and her political voice, it would be best if she stepped aside from the governorship.

      In an article Sarah Palin said:

      “I said, ‘Enough. Political adversaries and their political friends in the media will not destroy my State, my administration, nor my family. Enough.’ I knew if I didn’t play their game any longer, they could not win. I would not retreat, I would instead reload, and I would fight for what is right from a different plane.”

      She promised to keep the frivolous anti-Palin law suits away from the Alaskan people and to be more effective on the stump ( supporting candidates , fundraising, etc)
      Sarah Palin was truthful on both accounts!


      Sarah Palin was facing over 500k in legal bills and a locked out legislature. Had she stayed, I can only imagine the total amount of complaints that would of been filed and the additional legal fees.

      After the 2008 election Sarah Palin helped lead Republicans to the greatest congressional victory in several generations during the 2010 election;she has endorsed 73 candidates for the US House of Representatives and Senate; state governors and attorney generals. Her success rate is at 69%.
      18 out of 20 targets in her Take Back the 20 campaign ; this is a 90% success rate!

      Sarah Palin also had a very strong hand in the party’s few successes during this election . Sarah Palin campaigned for constitutional conservatives llike Ted Cruz, Deb Fischer, Jeff Flake, Paul Gosar, resulting in 5 conservatives being elected to the Senate and 32 conservatives to the House.

      • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

        I didn’t know all that, thanks for the post.

        p.s. I think we knew, you were talking about Sarah Palin, after about the 3rd “Sarah Palin” :p

    • AgntOrngVctm

      Duh. That’s so original. Too bad it’s been covered so many times. Where’ve you been?

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Aaaaannnndd here come the hateful dummies.

  • Maxx

    At the risk of being accused of “being a typical man” by some liberal feminist, hell, I’ll forge ahead anyway.

    Sarah, you look damn fine for 49. Todd ain’t no dummy. 😉

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Hard to disagree with that statement! =)

  • mike

    Happy day to you Sara, Your my heroine . Just keep being you cuz your AWESOME!

  • http://twitter.com/Hckromer Howard C. Kromer

    Happy Birthday Gov., from all us in the Weather Capitol of the world, Punxsutawney, Pa.


    Happy Birthday

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nancy-Tilotta/1475135633 Nancy Tilotta

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SARAH PALIN. Wonderful, classy, great LADY. Highly intelligent, smart, SINCERE AMERICAN PATRIOT. What great President you would be. We can wait a few more years for you!!! Love you.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6YMEYFCV2MVO2RIRDZ54WUSG6A Marianne

    Happy birthday to…
    …Sarah Barracuda
    …The Sarahcuda
    …Sarah America
    …The Guv

    …The Arctic Fox
    …The Queen of the Frozen Tundra
    …The Alaskan Goddess
    …The Good Witch of the North
    …The 45th President of the United States

  • Gallatin

    Happy Birthday Sarah!

  • nc

    Happy Birthday, Gov! You make our world a better place.

  • EastValleyConservative

    I’m still wondering how so many people become enraged over someone whose policies never affected them, cannot point to anything solid when calling her stupid, foam at the mouth and rage when she makes a statement, yet call you a racist for questioning and demanding that the POTUS do his job, follow the Constitution, and stop inserting himself in situations that do not call for his intervention. I was faced with one of these LIVs raging on Sarah Palin’s FB page who was screaming that she was making the Chris Kyle thing about her and questioning the president. I told her I was happy for her that she had the right to express herself, but that I got the warm fuzzies at having the equal right to tell her what an idiot she is and to get over it.

  • kim

    Happy Birthday Sarah. God Bless

  • CoolChange80

    I made the list. I hope Sarah Palin saw it

  • mheathman

    I hope she runs in 2016 and won’t drop out half way through. Christie/Rubio 2016!

    • http://hrh40.wordpress.com hrh40

      What a great ticket you have there.

      Sharia Law/Amnesty 2016!

      That’s a winner! /sarc

  • CharterOakie

    Happy Birthday (+1) to SarahAmerica!
    Lead on, fearless peerless patriot lady! We’re with you. Millions of us.

  • Finrod Felagund

    You call that a job? I’ve had web access from every job I’ve worked since 1995.