These are not the jobs you're looking for. #FirstLineOfSOTU
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TrustFund Baby w/o 1 (@TallJohnSilver) February 11, 2013How will President Obama begin what’s sure to be his strongest, most powerful State of the Union address yet? Conservatives have some ideas:
Remember to show your Obamacare waiver to the valet if you need parking validation #FirstLineOfSOTU—
just another mo (@JustAnotherMo) February 11, 2013
Ask not what Michelle will do for you, ask what you will do for Michelle
#FirstLineOfSOTU—
(@GayPatriot) February 11, 2013
"Uh. Somebody. Uh. Forgot to. Uh. Turn on. Uh. The tele. Uh. Teleprompter." #FirstLineOfSOTU—
Redonda McNeil (@dondalynn) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU The following speech is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to freedom, Constitutional or otherwise, is purely coincidental.—
Right In Academia (@RightInAcademia) February 11, 2013
Please hold your applause until the end of my 3rd term. #FirstLineOfSOTU—
The Demorats (@TheDemorat) February 11, 2013
I cannot, just cannot believe how bad Bush did in my first term. #FirstLineOfSOTU—
Kirt Forsythe (@ForsytheKirt) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU Pull!—
Barbara McMahon (@southsalem) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU "Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your yokes!"—
Hugo Hackenbush (R) (@MangyLover) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU "Tonight I'm going to tell you what really happened in Benghazi. No, no! Just kidding! Just kidding. Calm down, Hillary.—
Drone Bait (@BigRMV) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU From each according to his ability, to each according to his need…—
The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU "Four dead score and seven hours go by, our ambassador brought forth on my contempt a new shame, conceived by Hillary…"—
Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU Soros you watching? Oh crap, the mic is on.—
Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) February 11, 2013
#FirstLineOfSOTU It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Who am I kidding!! It was just the worst of times!—
R (@rlwood1) February 11, 2013
I'm the king of the world! #FirstLineOfSOTU—
just another mo (@JustAnotherMo) February 11, 2013
Brace yourselves.