At last: José Canseco chimes in on the future of the Papacy

What  all, indeed.

As Twitchy reported, Pope Benedict XVI will be resigning his post at the end of the month. The news caught a lot of people off-guard, but perhaps no one more so than José Canseco. After wondering aloud about what the Pontiff actually does, Canseco proposed that the Vatican make some changes going forward:

Thanks, José. We’re confident the Holy See will take that under advisement.

  • Bamagirl14

    OMG! What a doofus! What does the Pope do? Is he really serious?!?!?! I cannot believe Canseco doesn’t know about all the appearances and meetings and briefings a Pope attends. Not to mention performing the Mass.

  • Patrick Dennehy

    The Pope should go on the juice, so he can be energetic and strong. Right Jose?

  • $23629333

    Here’s an idea. Have a roundtable discussion of the departing and soon-to-be Popes – and all related matters – and around that table have Piers Morgan, Soledad O’Brien, Michael Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Jose Canseco and Eva Longoria – all good Catholics.

  • Aaron

    I think he has a point. We should round up all the Papal candidates, and make them all perform feats of strength. The winner gets to be Pope.

    Worst-case scenario, we video tape it and at least have the footage needed for Expendables 3: Taking Back the Vatican.

  • kateorjane

    Wow – what a big package of stupid.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      you should see The Iron Sheik’s tweets

  • Maxx

    I’ll tell you what he DOESN’T do. Strike out 175 times in one year whlie batting .240

    • TheOriginalDonald

      IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • descolada9

    And this moron gets paid how much a year??? They are old men because they have spent their lives immersed in study and are assumed to have attained a high degree of wisdom, you doofus. Unlike our current POTUS.

  • Raye09

    WTH was that? Jose please stick to baseball.
    The really scary part is Joe Biden is intellectually on par with Jose.