Conservatives offer up #ObamacareForDummies

obamacare for dummies

Let’s face it : Health care policy isn’t simple.  President Obama’s new health care law, more than 2,700 pages long, is especially bewildering.

Fortunately, conservative Twitter users took time out today to explain Obamacare to those of us who aren’t health economists.

So without further ado, here’s #ObamacareForDummies:

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    G9899, window 3…B11,006, window 1.

  • freeinaz

    What, you are not a member of the union….back of the line for you.

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    >:^( F*cking Leftofascists

  • CatHerder

    Yeah, life is worth what your assessor says it’s worth, citizen. How many years of tax revenue are you going to generate? Umm hmm. Who did you vote for last election? I see…well then, take this work order slip and we’ll be in touch. Be well!

    • kim

      Housewife? Elderly? Disabled? Buy your own damned aspirins and shut up.

      • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

        But we “care” about you!

  • Jim Denney

    Registered Democrats have exclusive access to the online version, which includes a final chapter; Voting after Death.

    • Catchance

      …with a forward from Dr. Kevorkian.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Unfortunately we all lost, including you.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    New Weekly Directives:

    1. Elderly patients (50 & older) will be given pain pills in lieu of surgeries.
    2. Pain pills will be rationed.
    3. Coming soon – Criteria for being an Elderly Patient will be readjusted downward.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    New Weekly Directives:

    1. Elderly patients (50 & older) will be given pain pills in lieu of surgeries.
    2. Pain pills will be rationed.
    3. Coming soon – Criteria for being an Elderly Patient will be readjusted downward.

  • FFlintstone

    Everyone has to endure their fair share of pain. Suck it up.

  • FFlintstone

    Everyone has to endure their fair share of pain. Suck it up.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    In regards to smokers an the obese finally being “taken care of,” new high risk categories are as follows:

    Parachutists, Hang Gliders, Rock Climbers, Skateboarders, People owning ladders, People who walk,….

    • journogal

      People who drive, people who grill, people take showers, people with fireplaces…

      • $36544368

        People who breathe…

      • $36544368

        People who breathe…

      • GW

        Well, that excludes OWS types.

    • journogal

      People who drive, people who grill, people take showers, people with fireplaces…

    • kim

      yes, please oh please, charge the smokers and fat people 3 times the amount of ‘normal’ perople. But be fair! those with STDS, alcohol or dug addictions will get discounts

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    In regards to smokers an the obese finally being “taken care of,” new high risk categories are as follows:

    Parachutists, Hang Gliders, Rock Climbers, Skateboarders, People owning ladders, People who walk,….

  • Catchance

    #ObamaCareForDummies: Medicare will not cover your mammogram, but it will pay for free birth control.

    • $36544368

      LOL! How many women over 65 do you know who need birth control!

      • Catchance

        Exactly!

      • Catchance

        Exactly!

      • kim

        I’ve heard it can be eaten in place of a can of cat food

    • $36544368

      LOL! How many women over 65 do you know who need birth control!

  • Catchance

    #ObamaCareForDummies: Medicare will not cover your mammogram, but it will pay for free birth control.

  • Steve_J

    #ObamaCareForDummies: Only dummies were for Obamacare.

  • Steve_J

    #ObamaCareForDummies: Only dummies were for Obamacare.

  • Frank Drebin

    To offset the long Doctor office wait, your hours required to be at work will be reduced from 40 per week to 28.

  • Frank Drebin

    To offset the long Doctor office wait, your hours required to be at work will be reduced from 40 per week to 28.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #ObamacareForDummies You can wait 6 months for a cancer screening while we dole out contraceptives for anyone who just walks up and asks.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #ObamacareForDummies You can wait 6 months for a cancer screening while we dole out contraceptives for anyone who just walks up and asks.

  • Jack Deth

    #ObamacareForDummies: “We control the Vertical. We control the Horizontal.”

    #ObamacareForDummies: “This is a stick up!”

    #ObamacareForDummies: “All your money belongs to us!”

  • nc

    Don’t think. It’ll go down easier that way.
    #ObamacareForDummies

  • Maxx

    They should of just stopped the book title after “Obama…..

    …for Dummies.”

  • kim

    Obamacare.. no longer one foot for you, one foot for me(doctor)
    now it is both feet for Barry

  • michael s

    Obamacare dummies Governor Jan Brewer Governor Brian Sandoval Governor Susanna Martinez Governor Rick Snyder Governor Jack Dalrymple and the newest Obamacare dummies Governor john Kasich. They know who won. Now they want to be on the winning team. I love it.

  • BeeKaaay

    #ObamacareForDummies: Religious freedom denied.

  • Ty Mcwilliams

    Funny and depressing.

  • notenoughtime

    If the have not figured out Obamacare yet, reading is certainly not one of their strong points. There is no help for the hopeless.