Amendments are hard! Nancy Pelosi: Totally support the right to bear arms in the First Amendment

We guess Nancy Pelosi never bothered to read The Constitution to find out what’s in it. Like to her fellow gun-grabber Piers Morgan, amendment thingies are hard!

Evidently, yes, she did. During a dismal performance on “Fox News Sunday,” Nancy Pelosi confused the First and Second Amendments.


Dear Nancy Pelosi: When trying to stomp on The Constitution and infringe upon the right to bear arms, at least have the common courtesy to learn which amendment you seek to quash.

  • Louise Uznanski

    Maybe Nancy & Co. have plans for the 1st Amendment, too. Quick. Get her a teleprompter.

  • almarquardt

    Who is stupider: The bumbler in Congress, or the people who voted for her?

    • DaleVM14W

      The “Bay area” has a lot of fault lines, all we need to do is pump the sea water into them. That would take care of a lot of her “constituents”, or better known as degenerates.

      • LightSabre

        I’m for a bomb in the San Andreas Fault.

        • $36544368

          Thanks…I live 10 miles from there! Man…you wanna take out the liberals, but don’t forget there are a few of us on your side having to live here right now too :-(

          • HalleysFifth

            CA ship sinking fast! Libs/parasites filling the hull – flowing over the bulkheads! Pro-Constitution/pro-liberty/pro-USA, save yourselves! (Always welcome in AZ.)

        • lainer51


    • TocksNedlog

      It’s a tie.

    • lainer51

      That’s easy – the 2nd one!!!!!!!!!

  • disqus_khtYNxakzX

    I think the right to bear arms is also a 1st Amendment right. It’s an extension of my self-expression…against tyranny.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Madame Queen Nance is used to saying anything that rattles around in the empty cavern that is her mind and the MSM humors her.

    Biden, Reid and Nance have the combined IQ of Herr Olbermann’s cat.

  • CatHerder

    C’mon guys, you know she’s like, totally down with the right to keep and bear free speech!

  • Guest

    Between Joe Biden and Nancy Pelsoi, I can’t see where democrats could get off on freaking out that *Sarah Palin* was stupid.

    • Corey Dennison

      Too true. One of my favorite barbs to my lefty co-workers whenever Joe Biden says/does something incredibly stupid has been: “You told me that if I voted for John McCain, we’d end up with an idiot for a Vice President…and you were right!”

      Needless to say, they hear that line a LOT thanks to good old MENSA Joe.

    • Elaine

      And this is exactly why Obama wants Nancy back as speaker. She’s an ignorant, delusional, senile old lady and he can have ‘his way with her’ so to speak.

    • Rulz

      Palin is highly intelligent in many ways.

      So are Herman Cain and Rick Perry.

  • spot_the_dog

    The right of “assault magazines” (and those shoulder things that go up) to peaceably assemble shall not be infringed!

  • TugboatPhil

    O…M…G! I’m beginning to wonder if maybe Guam WILL tip over!!

    • RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

      Aaahahahahahhahahah! XD

  • Mapache

    You have to read the Constitution to know what’s in it!

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Can’t you just imagine the late Nancy Pelosi as a member of the 1st Constitutional Convention? “Hey, lets just ratify the constitution so we can find out what’s in it!”

      Brain-dead zombie.

  • Shears

    Recall this isn’t the first time she didn’t know the proper amendment.
    Remember “Is it the 11th Amendment…or the 14th…I’m not sure, whatever I’m with the Constitution.”
    Hope you folks in California are proud.

    • Kingofthehill

      Its not everyone in CA… its hard to vote them out when they are getting all the illegal alien votes and yes in CA they are voting and its disgusting. They have destroyed that georgous state… I wish some country would attack CA lol..

      • $36544368

        Hey…wait for me to leave! I’m in CA and I am NOT a liberal!

        • Kingofthehill

          Im in CA rigth now (santa clarita)… but ive been in the process of moving to Utah in June. These new gun laws are insane, CA is rated 50 out of 50 in business friendly states, the new prop 30 passing increasing the taxes is ridiclous.. overall this state is a total disaster.

          • $36544368

            About about 55 – 60 miles south of you…Long Beach area. You’re right…California used to be THE place to live…now it’s THE place to leave!

          • $36544368

            About about 55 – 60 miles south of you…Long Beach area. You’re right…California used to be THE place to live…now it’s THE place to leave!

        • JustLikeAnimals

          EVERYONE in Confusafornia is a liberal. You just haven’t been fully assimilated and your re-education isn’t completed yet. Your time is coming.

          • $36544368

            LOL…I got my shots…I’ve lived in uber-liberal CA for 52 years…I’m immune…believe me :-)

  • RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    HEY! I support the right to bear arms with and in conjunction to ALL our US Amendments! >:^)

  • ClinkinKY

    Cool, we now have two amendments affirming our right to defend ourselves against a tyrannical (or ignorant…Nancy Pelosi) government:)

  • DaleVM14W

    Is it any surprise that her “district” hasn’t had a good shaking up since 1903? Don’t you think that they are long overdue for a 9.9?

  • Jillane Kent

    To be fair, it has been a very long time since she attended the ratification as a young girl.

    • Guest

      That’s the one Joe Biden live-tweeted as he watched it on TV?

      • dmacleo

        come on, making fun of a foolish statement is one thing but hyperbole like that does not help.
        you know twitter was involved, it wasn’t invented yet.
        biden used MySpace.
        get it right :)

        • FGCU_James

          MySpace lawl

          You sure it wasn’t Friendster?

          • Rabid


  • Matt

    Man, I hop the San Andreas Fault goes and sucks SF, LA, and Oakland into the pacific forever.

    • Underwater

      At least the people in California are consistent. Most of them are dependent on the government so that’s who they vote for. What confuses me is how states in the north-east, who have very little government dependence, vote for a pro-dependence government. Us here in California should send some of these “dependents” to states like Connecticut and Maine and New Hampshire. Once these “dependents” start sucking up their local resources we’ll see how happy they are voting for the Obama types.

      • Roto

        RE: ” What confuses me is how states in the north-east, who have very little government dependence, vote for a pro-dependence government….” Where do you think the majority of Govt. workers live? See ~1M in MD, VA, & D.C.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    All that Botox has gone to her brain. This POS needs to resign while she can still sign her name. She’s fading fast. Between her and that dumbass of a brain-trust Harry Reid, the Marxocrats are in deep s^%t.

  • Kabong30

    Clearly she’s one that doesn’t give a damn about any of the Constitution. She was one of the folks in Congress talking about putting limits on the First back when she was lucid enough to remember what it was. It was her and Schumer I believe.

  • Plep

    Maybe she thought the right to bare arms was some kind of fashion statement included in free speech.

    • Steve_J

      Being from San Francisco she probably thinks it means the right to bare arms, legs, and everything in between.

      • HARP2

        But not after Labor day I think.

        • poljunkie♪

          ….and certainly never with white shoes.

          • $36544368

            …or a white purse.

  • HARP2

    One can only hope she leaves her brain to science. Even those guys need a good laugh once in a while.

  • $27789750

    Much as I dis-respect this woman…that was simply an old lady mistake in the same genre as calling your kids by their sibling’s names. She has this tendency to drift these days and, if you pay attention, it’s getting worse.

    • Vennoye

      Sorry, I am the same age as Nancy (sans botox) and I certainly know the difference between the first and second amendment!!

      • $27789750

        Yes, but old age affects each person differently. Nancy worries more about effect than accuracy. Again, not defending her, but even she knows the difference if she cared enough to think about what she says. She figures she can get away with anything.

        • lainer51

          nice try – she is a moron, pure and simple!!

    • Corey Dennison

      You may be right (and I think you are), but for a person in a position of power like her, that’s unacceptable.

    • poljunkie♪

      Wow. Think of the fun the media would be having if President Bush made the same little error.

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Is that supposed to make it better? Srsly?

    • Joseph Phillips

      If this old coot is too old to operate, she needs to quit her job. Her senility affects my life.

    • beebop1952

      Then she needs to RESIGN. You all thought that RR was a doddering old fool. Nancy PROVES that she is!

    • lainer51

      I am PAYING that old bat to get things right because all those goons in Congress work for ME! I don’t care if she calls her husband George Clooney, when it comes to making decisions that affect my life, get your freakin facts straight, you fossil you… and it’s “disrespect”

    • AdoEdem

      Problem is that she’s *always* been stupid. It’s just the mask is slipping now. Rear Admiral Grace Hopper was sharper at 80 than Pelosi was at 20.

  • TocksNedlog

    Is it any wonder that this was spewed out of a head that is LITERALLY filled with poison?

  • Bui van vat

    Well, the First Amendment does protect the right to shoot…your mouth off!

  • Matt Headrick

    The left believes the constitution is arbitrary anyway so to assume they have any real concept of its content is a mistake in the first place

  • Maxx

    Give the gal a break….it’s easy to confuse your amendments when your face is stretched like a condom over a medicine ball.

    • yahneverknow

      That made me make the “blech” face.

  • KC

    WOW! Pelosi is dumber than a box of rocks! Sorry about the insult rocks!

  • ceemack

    Nanzi Pelosi is a 13-watt CFL in a 100-watt incandescent world.

    Even when she’s warmed up, she’s nowhere near bright enough.

    • Guest

      Great analogy – like a CFL, Ms Pelosi is both dim and toxic.

      • nc


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  • spot_the_dog

    OMG you guys. First Amendment, Second Amendment, Fourth Amendment, Eighteenth Amendment … WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!


    • $36544368

      I’m sure Hillary knows what the 19th Amendment is though!

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      It makes this difference:

      A person who is elected to Federal political office (in her case a Rep.), is expected to abide by the rules of the Constitution, not just in their everyday life, but most especially in their work (in her case as lawmaker). Consequently, a conscientious person would, after a short time, know these things by heart, and would know each amendment like others would know the names of their children.

      In her case, we are still remembering the sheer …lunacy of saying about a bill, that “we need to pass it, to find out what’s in it”…

      I don’t know about you, but I’d like congresspeople to actually have a functioning brain. Yes, even those I vehemently disagree with.

      • Ronin

        While you’re completely correct, the previous poster was very obviously mocking these dopes “in charge”.

        • spot_the_dog

          Quite so. Thank you.

      • JustLikeAnimals

        I agree. Everyone of them, including this imbecilic President, took an oath to support and defend the Constitution. By that measure alone one could probably justify impeachable charges of fraudulently taking office with the purpose of evading the obligations and responsibilities taken in that oath.

    • yahneverknow

      Valley Girl
      Hair Flip
      Snapping Gum


      • spot_the_dog

        Sorry for that 😉

  • Maxx

    This might be the first week in four years where the most ignorant statement out of Washington, DC didn’t come from “Gaffe-O-Matic” Biden, the gift that keeps on giving.

  • RblDiver

    I don’t think it was a misstatement. She supports the first amendment’s right to bear arms. The first amendment has no such right. Ergo, neither do you!

  • Joseph Phillips

    And people wonder why California is going to hell.

    • Michelle

      Many of us here in CA don’t wonder at all, we know very well why. Only about half the state is Liberal (true story – the rest are Independents or Republicans), but those Liberals have the millions of illegal aliens on their side, and they DO vote. The Liberals and illegal aliens are destroying my home and I hate them for it.

      • Joseph Phillips

        Right you are, Michelle. Sad too – such a beautiful state… good luck to you out there.

  • Edwina

    I am a 70+ senior and even I know the 2nd amendment pertains to gun control and 1st applies to freedom of speech. Maybe I should run for congress. That is a very big LOL! I would have used my 2nd amendment rights by now and be in the slammer. Probably tells us why she didn’t read the Obama (affordable) care act. She can’t read. God bless us all.

    • poljunkie♪

      “gun control ?” Oy!


  • Roto

    Weeee doggies… So ole Nancy is showin off her book learnin again, huh? That one almost beats her record of, “I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels…”

  • Raye09

    Good grief this is depressing

  • Adela Wagner

    “What difference does it make”?…”We’re out to squash ’em ALL”, this is what ol Nance is saying to any lib drawing her attention to what she said.

  • poljunkie♪

    You just can’t make these things up!

    Nancy!!! Stop drinking so early in the morning! You’re embarrassing yourself.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    I’m sure glad Demonrats are The Smart People!

  • BigTBoom

    She’s creating a fog of controversy over just how ignorant of our Constitution she really is since she apparently hasn’t read the bill (of rights) to know what’s in it.

  • Noah Lee

    if the democrats do win back the majority in the house, i hope Boehner gives back the speaker’s gavel by ramming it up Pelosi’s ass!

  • bydesign001

    Reblogged this on PUMABydesign001's Blog and commented:
    Pelosi aka the Botox Queen really needs to read the U. S. Constitution to find out what’s in it.

  • RightThinking1

    Huh. Next thing you know, Rachel Maddow will be claiming that there is no such thing as The Preamble To The Constitution…, oh,…wait

  • Kingofthehill

    I guess she didn’t read the pocket constitution i mailed her about a month ago. Pretty disgusting that her goal right now is to gain the majority because “I feel the country runs better with the democrats ideals”… well you nutjob, we feel otherwise and every gun owner who cares about his rights to protection is going to vote against every anti gun rep that has to run in 2014.

    • lainer51

      she can’t read!

  • BeeKaaay

    She’s a leftwingwacko, so she must hate both the first and second amendments.

  • Bill Reeves

    When asked how she could make such a silly mistake, she plead the Sixth.

  • Conservative First

    To Pelosi’s defense, she believes the founding fathers had to pass the constitution before they could find out what’s in it.

  • Sheerie Knoll

    I forget~Was she not one, of many, who complained about reading the Constitution on the floor at the beginning of this session?

  • Ronin

    Can she be removed for incompetence already?!

  • Ben Bollman

    This ladies and gentlemen is a veteran policy maker and part of the “intellectual elite” and doesn’t know what the average 5th grader does.

  • jb

    What is scary is this: her own peers just re-appointed her minority leader in the House.

  • lainer51

    you can’t fix idiotic, moronic, older-than-dirt OR STUPID!

    • Jim Denney

      Not even with a boatload of cosmetic surgery … that old bat has more plastic in her than a Government Motors electric car (pre-fire of course).

  • Marge Monahan Burney

    ‘Dumb and Dumber’ starring Biden and Pelosi.

  • Weeper of the House

    Maybe Twitchy should watch the interview rather than relying on tweets from twits.

  • leebob

    She is still stoned out from the 60s.

  • yojo

    She’s right in her mind! You can talk about your guns all you want. Just can’t actually own one.

  • yojo

    She’s right in her mind! You can talk about your guns all you want. Just can’t actually own one.

  • fivebyfive

    She’s a nutjob! stuttering and flailing for words

  • Michael Ferrin

    Don’t know if anyone else noticed, but I’m pretty sure that during one of her tortured talking-point recitations, she called Chris Wallace “Bill.”

  • Michael Rice

    Her inability to understand the Constitution is most likely Bush’s fault, too.

  • Karl H

    What is shooting down one more amendment?

    The patriot act did away with the 4th amendment and parts of the 5th.

    The first amendment seems to never apply to individuals unless they are extreme far let wack jobs,

    Drone strikes took care of what was left of the 5th and rendered the 8th meaningless.

    And since the socialists took over the Democrat party and deeply infiltrated the Republican party the 10th is just for show.

    Face it If you are younger than 100 then the American you grew up in was just the warm corpse of America. no need to actually know the text of a meaningless document, And yet as long as the people re-elect politicians then the document is totally worthless. It is worth less than the paper it was written on.

  • Lee Thomas Walker

    Liberals so misuse and exaggerate the First Amendment that the term just comes out automatically.

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  • precursor

    I just read her twitter feed. Nancy Pelosi is an f’in fruitcake.

  • John Doe

    Civilian leaders cannot usually hope to challenge their militaries by means of force, and thus must guard against any potential usurpation of powers through a combination of policies, laws, and the inculcation of the values of civilian control in their armed services. The presence of a distinct civilian police force, militia, or other paramilitary group may mitigate to an extent the disproportionate strength that a country’s military possesses; civilian gun ownership has also been justified on the grounds that it prevents potential abuses of power by authorities (military or otherwise). Opponents of gun control have cited the need for a balance of power in order to enforce the civilian control of the military.

  • John Doe

    Theres your answer

  • John Doe

    She really said that she supports the 2nd beause it’s nessesary for the 1st.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Ah, the late Nancy Pelosi making an ass out of herself again. What a brain-dead zombie.