Dave Foley: The Bible is ‘full of left-wing bullshit’ that should make patriots’ ‘blood boil’

Aww. Poor, little David Foley is stompy footing around because people dared to call him out on his earlier gun-grabbing jackassery. The comedian and actor recently said that it is totally fine to politicize on the backs of dead children, but anyone who rushed out to buy guns in a “2nd Amendment frenzy” is a “loathsome human.”

Not surprisingly, freedom lovers with moral compasses called him out.

His response? Sneer at his “frothing” opponents, and slam The Bible and patriotism all in one fell swoop. The trifecta of jackassery.

But, he’s totally not following you, silly plebs. He isn’t following you and doesn’t care what you say, which is why he must sneer in contempt at you.

He then also retweeted these gems.



Jesus isn’t something icky to be hidden when he is the “right kind” of Jesus, right lefties? Even Jesus and faith is to be politicized, to them.

Foley then bragged about how awesome he is; He is quoted constantly, you see!

Yes, how long can pesky ideas like, you know, freedom last?

He did get one thing partially right.

Formerly famous and desperately seeking relevancy.



Ah, yes. Life imitates art. Or should it be art imitates life, in this case?

  • lainer51

    who is this blowhard? Never heard of him. what am I missing?

    • NachoCheese (D)

      Was just about to ask the same question.

      • Catchance

        Yeah, me too.

        • el_polacko

          hysterical…so all of you decided that you had to comment on the tweets of somebody you’ve never heard of because he may have tweeted something that you might not agree with. that’s ‘twitchy’ in a nutshell, isn’t it ?

          • Catchance

            Unlike liberals, who have knee-jerk reactions just because a person is conservative… most of us here will go by what is said, rather than who said it. He was talking crap, and then he said that he used to be famous, but I don’t know who he is. A lot of us don’t know who he is, we just know he doesn’t know his Bible.

            To answer your question above, when Jesus says to render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and render unto God what is God’s, he is not endorsing taxation. At the time, there was an undercurrent of tax revolt because of the unfair taxation by the Romans. The people thought Jesus was going to be a King who would rid them of the Romans and their cruel rule. In this particular scene with Jesus, the Pharisees are, as usual, trying to trap him. So they asked him, “Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar or not?” If He refuses to answer he will lose credibility as a Rabbi with the people; either way they have Him boxed in. Jesus of course knew what they were thinking, so he asked for a coin. They produced a coin with Caesar’s image, and he asked them, “Whose image and inscription is this?” God prohibits false images and demands the worship of God alone, which of course the Pharisees knew. They also knew that everything belongs to God, but the coin depicted Caesar as a god with everything belonging to him, and that they were to give him exclusive allegiance. So when the Pharisees answered Jesus’ counter-question, that it was Caesar, his response to their original question in effect was that God owns everything, and they weren’t to be giving an allegiance to anyone other than God.

          • Garth Haycock

            And your response demonstrates that you fit into that nutshell, doesn’t it?

    • Sara Carter

      He was on that show news radio that was on nbc.

      • http://www.facebook.com/john.gausepohl John Gausepohl

        Along with some other social degenerates, like Andy Dick, and the ultimately vile Kathy Griffin.

        • $23629333

          Considering how polluted the East River is already, would there be much harm done in tossing Kathy Griffin in?

  • ceemack

    Dave, just stop Tweeting. You’re not doing yourself any favors.

    And when, exactly, were you “famous”? Twitchy is the only place I’ve ever heard your name.

  • NachoCheese (D)

    @Mark Cooper,

    Liberalism/Progressivism/Statism/Socialism/Communism/Fascism (whatever name you
    wish to call your strand totalitarian political thought) is a religion of hate.

    It killed more than 100 million people in the 20th century alone. Needless to say that millions were raped prior to their government killing them.

  • descolada9

    I have problems believing this moron has any idea who Jesus was or what his teachings were about. Or that Jesus was probably a member of the ultra-conservative Essene community of Jews when he started his teachings.

  • Guest

    Foley..another little person who mistakenly assumed they had “enduring talent”

    • Ardell Simon

      I looked at his twitter account to see 1. Who is this guy 2. Who would follow him. What I learned…his tweets and whatever little entertainment things he posts about…is boring…I mean really boring!


    Dont worry Mr. Foley, God will have the final word with you. When you die , you will be on your knees answering for all of this bs you are spouting

    • $23629333

      If you saw this guy in “The Kids in the Hall,” you’d swear he was getting lots of practice.



  • GiantClam

    The list of Hollywood morons who’s products I can patronize grows shorter, and shorter, and shorter. I just deleted every episode of News Radio that I had on my hard drive. Thankfully they didn’t cost me a dime to begin with…hehe.

  • GiantClam

    Imagine if a church bell pealed just once for every victim of socialized utopia, “for their own good” – we’d hear the wretched gongs for a thousand years.

    • louisiana_mom

      Or if a church bell rang once for every aborted baby… 5 million and counting…

      • J. Cox

        58 million and counting

        • louisiana_mom

          Thanks for the correction! I really need to start proof reading before I post.

          • detroit19


          • J. Cox

            lol..done the same a million times myself,no worries :)

            On a more somber note,in less than 5 years,the number of abortions in the U.S. will match WWll deaths in Europe…I am sure the libs/progs are proud of that milestone.

      • 3seven77

        55 million babies aborted over 40 years is 1,375,00 per year,
        26,442 per week,
        3,777 per day,
        157 per hour,
        more than 2 every minute.

        There aren’t enough bells…

  • louisiana_mom

    Who is Dave Foley? And why does he think I give 2 cents about his opinion?

    • detroit19

      A has been, and you don’t.

    • el_polacko

      he’s just tweeting his thoughts just like millions of other people. it’s twitchy that’s singling him out for the ‘outrage-of-the-hour’.

      • TocksNedlog

        Yeah, but he’s earned it.

      • Marie

        “Outrage-of-the-hour”? Oh, so we’re not allowed to comment on anything or anyone, ever?

        I could say the same exact thing about all your lefty sites – DailyKos, Huffington Post, Democratic Underground – just a bunch of loser douchebags whining about the “outrage-of-the-hour”

  • http://erickbrockway.com/ Erick Brockway

    Dave Foley, Kids in the Hall. He was funny. Once. Mostly by blinking.

  • Right Wired

    “We should get Dave Foley for this part! ”
    -Said no one ever.

  • Steve_J

    He should know about bullshit since he’s got his head stuck up the bulls butt.

  • V the K

    Still looking for that passage in the Bible where Jesus says, “Support tax increases on other people, then smugly assert that you’re better than everyone else for caring about the poor.” Can someone point that one out to me?

    • jb

      Jesus actually says quite a few things about the “virtuous” rich. Here are 2:

      1. The poor woman who gave out of her need as compared to the rich men who gave out of their extra.
      2. The rich man who asked Jesus how to get to heaven. And Jesus replied leave everything (all your riches) and follow me. And the rich man left dejected.
      The rich lefites only give out of their extra – for their own ego.

      • Lady 12

        Yeah, but that guy was trying to earn his way to Heaven instead of trusting in God’s free gift of grace. Jesus was pointing out that he was sinful and couldn’t get to Heaven on his own. Also, He commended the poor widow for her amazing generosity, but he never said anyone has to give away everything they don’t need to live on. What she did was exceptionally commendable, but in that case Jesus didn’t say that the actions of the wealthier were bad, simply that hers were better.

      • AdoEdem

        You’re partially right. Jesus’ admonishment to the rich man was because he knew that man had placed his possessions in the place where God belongs.

        Of course, today’s leftists are more like that man, with one caveat: they still feel the guilt wanting to hold onto their possessions, so to make the bad guilt go away they want *other* people to be charitable in their place. Still don’t want to give up any of their own, (Foley certainly doesn’t seem to want to, considering that I still haven’t seen anything on him paying child support) but they wrongly assume nagging other people to give in their place totally counts the same as charity.

        • ForTheRepublic

          Sorry to ask, but are you a brony, my good man? If so…*brohoof*

          • AdoEdem

            Why, yes I am! *brohoof*

      • Blake Waymire

        Rich lefties don’t give out of their extra. They don’t give anything. They play at giving with rhetoric and then try to move legislation that makes other people give. And only to the causes that the rich lefties like.

      • V the K

        IOW, Jesus said “Take care of the poor yourselves. Don’t demand that other people give their riches away and then act all smug about it.” So, your examples massively FAIL to answer my challenge.

      • Noelle C Campbell

        Don’t forget it was a rich man who paid for Jesus tomb. And God is no respector of persons. Poor people (from my experience as one who got robbed by my ‘neighbors’) can be just as despicable as rich people.

      • http://www.righthook38.com righthook38

        Jesus’ issue was not with being rich….funny that libs love to use this example. His issue with your 2nd example was the man’s arrogance, thinking his riches would earn him a way into Heaven.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Mars/1021563074 Justin Mars

        The rich lefties and hollywood also announce to the whole world about how much money they give. They only give to people so that others will put them on a pedestal and crown them with praise. They could really care less, they are just a bunch of fake hypocrites.

    • el_polacko

      “render unto caesar the things that are caesar’s”

      • V the K

        1. Jesus didn’t say, “Make other people render their stuff unto Caesar and advocate for welfare programs because the poor really aren’t your personal responsibility.”
        2. Jesus never said “Be smug about it.”

        • Noelle C Campbell

          Jesus also never said Give the poor other people’s money.

      • http://twitter.com/Nevergiveup21cc cleareyesfullheart

        the question is what is caesars? as every country is different the answer to that lies in our original founding documents

        • http://www.facebook.com/john.gausepohl John Gausepohl

          Bullseye and Amen!

      • milootoole

        –but take from the populace with jobs and distribute it to those who do not care to work. Don’t care if it is Caesar’s or Joe Blow’s. Work does not st them free. Free stuff sets them free!! yuck!!!

        • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

          No, they only Believe free stuff sets them free.
          It’s really enslaving them and their children,

    • Judy B

      Don’t know that one, but He did say “the poor you will always have with you” that’s some insight!

    • 2ifbyT

      It’s not there. But that’s OK, because you libs don’t really care about that. You only want others to see how compassionate and caring you are about the poor. Yet, you seek to hide as much of your money as possible form the taxman, fly around the world in your private jets while preaching about global warming, and giving lip service to just about anything else that “seems to be a good idea.”

      And in typical liberal fashion, you point out the speck in someone else’s eye before removing the plank from your own eye. Jesus DID say that.

    • TheRealJohnConnor303

      Jesus’s teachings are all about self-sacrifice and altruism. Putting others’ needs BEFORE your own. Mother Theresa followed that perfectly.
      If we were all Thereseas, then who the hell would be making the food to give away to the starving children?

    • http://www.righthook38.com righthook38

      Or the verse that says “Lie around on your couch all day and let other people to take care of you.”

      • Secede

        ” And Lord God Obama shall provide you with an Obamaphone, EBT cards and disability checks forever hence. Amen”

    • $4119491

      The ONLY reason Jesus told people to support their governments is for the same reason the Old Testament said to, because GOD sets up governments. WHAT THEY THEN DO WITH THAT POWER is up to them and THEY ARE accountable to Him for it. But, He created our government of liberty so, HE also knew and knows we SHOULD be involved in keeping our government following the founders’ GOALS. We may not still use all the same METHODS but, the CONCEPTS have to be maintained.

  • Spookybuscus

    I met Dave Foley and all the cast of The Kids in the Hall in Toronto. Nice guy. Ignorant on gun issues though.

    • disqus_5xxfKXIriT

      I met Dave Foley and all the cast of The Kids in the Hall in Toronto.
      Nice guy. Ignorant though. There. FIFY.

  • wyatt81

    Foley is a legend in his own tiny mind…

  • BeyondPolls

    Left wing what? Defining marriage as between one man and one woman and criminalizing homosexual acts is left wing bulls***?

    • el_polacko

      just to be fair, you know he’s talking about the jesus stuff… ‘love thy neighbor’, ‘turn the other cheek’…that kinda stuff…not the vengeful, hateful god of the old testament.

      • J. Cox

        And I am sure you know it is all 1 book….not something you get to pick and choose from right?Oh,NM..I forgot..you progs only like the bible when you can twist 1 passage to say what you want,and throw the rest away….kind of like your overall view on the world….how fitting.

      • BeyondPolls

        Jesus and Yahweh from the Old Testament are one in the same, but I still don’t understand what that has to do with left-wingers. Jesus supported traditional marriage as well and His apostles condemned homosexuality.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Wow, that’s a new trolling tact. Canadians, what can you say? Me, I say nothing because I don’t give a hoot what they say because they’re Canadian. Troll us when you’re a real country, and not England’s Puerto Rico.

    • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

      Canada, America’s Attic

  • stuckinIL4now

    For there to be left-wing bs in the Bible would mean that lefties would’ve had to go near the Bible and I find it hard to believe that that happened.

  • Axelgreaser

    BY VIRTURE OF NANCY PELOSI’S BIBLICAL ‘REVELATIONS’ (no pun intended), that the holy scriptures harbored the secrets and wisdom of ‘ObamaCare’ centuries before the ‘Golden Orator’ and Community Organizer from Chitcago, Illinois laid it all out for us. She dropped like a ton of bricks one day during the most heated periods of the sturm and drang that surrounded one of America’s new ball and chain laws inflicted by ‘the savior’, at one of her strange ‘lip-smacking’ and ‘blinking’ distractions she calls a press conference, but that I look upon, as an amazing ‘testiment’ (sorry) to the success a really grasping, duplicitous politician unfettered by the old fashioned concept of ‘telling the truth’ can reach in spite of advanced facial tickings and a completely bizarre stream of conciousness when propped up in front of a hot mic.

    But it was Pelosi, as ‘oracle’ and self appointed Pope of North America (in spite of her lust for abortion rights which is STILL at odds with Catholicism) that revealed to a stunned world that Barack Obama, whom we all have suspected might be a ‘God-like’ mortal, (but not THE God who was mugged at the DNC convention in Charlotte, N.C.) If we believe Pelosi’s daffy new ‘transcriptions’ of the Catholic Missal, God just might be a Marxist-Socialist and we’ve been wrong all along. According to Pelosi, God is NOT bi-partisan at the very least. And here recently, thanks to yesterday’s quick ‘presser’, Chris Rock, let all of us whom were skeptical or just ill informed know, that now we need look upon the ‘chosen one’, St. Barack, as our, and here I assume since Obama works for us, Rock was speaking in the ‘figurative’ when he referred to BHO as the ‘boss of us.’ And then Mr. Rock went further suggesting Obama should be considered our ”mystical’ rather than ‘physical’ father. Jamie Foxx has gone even further and divined him as ‘our savior.’ It’s amusing, btw, that two of the biggest ‘potty’ mouths in history were chosen as angel’s from heaven to deliver these news flashes concerning the ‘glorious one.’

    But, I digress. THE BIBLE IS A FACINATING READ. It should, imo, be taken on as ‘great literature.’ In this way, I think more people would tackle a book that is approximately equal to four Gone With The Wind’s two of any James Michener novels, perhaps David Limbaugh’s The Destroyer and 3/4th’s of The Catcher In The Rye (irking liberal’s, and so back in the news) . I must admit, I never tire of the Song of Psalm’s. An easy read, it reminds me of reading little short Haiku’s, or even, following that train of thought, the compact messages of wisdom within fortune cookies, albeit more literate.

    But, I must say, I’ve never looked upon the Bible as ‘bullshitty’ (quoting Mr. Foley). One thing, if the left wants to politicize this masterwork, one thing I have NEVER seen written within any of its pages is that is is alright to sit around on your lazy, shiftless, disrespectiful ass and sap your fellow man of their ‘bountiful wealth’ which is a Marxist-Socialist concept. Jesus always promoted vigorous work ethic (he was a carpenter, just ot catch up the heathen’s within the left end of our political universe) and by God when it came time to murder him, he carried his own Goddam cross without so much as a single whimper!

    Jesus never spoke in ‘bumper sticker-ese’, nor was divisive, or racist, not did he ever say anything so preposterous as ‘LEAN FORWARD’ or rant ‘Fair Share!’ He did, however, offer hope if we have the will to change our lives and follow him. Not follow some fast talking, hip screecher who hangs with rappers and speaks through minios, yes men, ‘stupid actresses’ and possibly the very bottom of the barrel, comics. He offers if if we ‘follow him!’ The emphasis on HIM.

    It’s odd, that at this place in our history as humans inhabiting our temporary home, Earth, it is as acceptible to deride, mock and blaspheme Jesus, as it is to do the same to parents, Judges and those who disagree with us politically and yet we’ll ‘fly a million miles’ to cozy up to other, violent rogue nations who despise us and their noxious, violent religions, to apologize for our ‘flawed nation’ and lie about ‘films’ and to cover up the deaths of patriots to acquiece to despots. Pathetic.

  • CatHerder

    Just guessing, based on no sure knowledge whatsoever, that this alleged person has never read the Bible in it’s entirety?

  • douchie

    Out of all the transvestites on the Kids in the Hall, he seemed to be the most natural.

  • detroit19

    Dave, you are officially an embarrassment to Canada, and I’m an American citizen.. FYI-the Bible is not left or right but rather right and wrong. Reread.

  • disqus_5xxfKXIriT

    Oh, yeah. Dave Foley. The fifth wheel on the Kids in the Hall. Real funny guy-NEVER!

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Obviously, I disagree and I’ll try and stay away from whatever media he’s in.

    And why is that it’s usually “Bibles” “Christians” “Churches”

    NEVER mosques, Muslims, Jews, synagogues, Sikhs

    • aPLWBinAK

      Because the one will pity you if you’re wrong, and the other will cut off your head…..kinda easy to see why Progressives choose carefully who they mock.

  • $23629333

    This guy’s agent must have put him up to this. Remember when the likes of Dick Cavett and Linda Carter – unheard of or from for decades – earned themselves some attention by taking shots at Sarah Palin? This portsider from the great white – and politically pink – north must be desperate for work and/or attention.

    Don’t be surprised if he mentions Palin in a future tweet.

  • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

    Nothing more amusing than God-less people telling the rest of us what Jesus is/isn’t.

    • Joe W.


    • AdoEdem

      My personal favorite is the “hippie Jesus” meme. As if Jesus never overturned moneylender tables or called the a “brood of vipers” or anything.

      For a gaggle of people who proudly proclaim that actual believers don’t really read the Bible, it’s amazing how little they actually remember from the last time they actually opened one way back in 6th Grade Sunday School.

  • Googie Bergdorff

    I always hang on every word when a high-school-educated Canadian and twice divorced loser offers his insights on something.

  • raz0r1

    How about this? I think if every church rang its bell after each child murdered by abortion for one week, people would realize the true size of the problem.

  • el_polacko

    so who is making a big deal out of what this fellow is tweeting ? twitchy.
    and who cares what this fellow thinks about anything ?
    nobody….except for twitchy.
    i know how much people just love to haul out their torches and pitchforks but isn’t this reaching just a wee bit to find the latest ‘outrage’ ??

    • TocksNedlog

      You don’t really get what this site is about, do you?

    • Marie

      This site is largely political in nature, and Dave Foley is somewhat famous (technically, a has-been), so whenever some random douchebag from Hollywood say something political on Twitter, this site – of which exists to chronicle trends on Twitter – will write about it.

      Of course, you’re clearly not bright enough to grasp even the simplest of concepts, so that’s why you’re here, pretending to wonder why Twitchy cares about the opinion of some worthless waste of oxygen from Canada.

      That’s what the left wants – they want us to simply not care about what the worthless liberals say so that there is no rebuttal to whatever they say, so that the idiot masses continue to consume this mindless propaganda without ever hearing the other side.

  • Hep

    My husband wanted us to go see him when he was in our city recently. I’m so glad I said “no.” Twitchy, I’ve got to stop reading you. You’re making it very difficult to watch TV and films due to finding out what these entertainers are really like.

  • AdoEdem

    Yep. Definitely whoring for publicity for an HBO special or something similar. I guess he’s to much of a cheapskate to hire a marketing firm who actually knows that there is, in fact, such a thing as “bad publicity”.

    Gee, for someone who talks an impressive game about “charity”, he sure is one stingy fellow.

  • Agent_Zeero

    I’m sorry….who is Dave Foley, again? Why is Twitchy now commenting on the tweets of unknown twitter users?

  • Maxx

    People who read the bible looking to score poli-points are frankly, missing the point.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    I laugh when someone says “what the Bible is full of” when they’ve never even read it.

  • TheRealJohnConnor303

    The sermon on the mount is most certainly not individualist or humanist. Which, if you were wondering, are the basic principles our country was founded upon.
    How can you pursue your own happiness if you are loving your enemies, who (btw) are busy destroying you?
    I don’t like Dave Foley’s comments about guns, but he has a point about the bible.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    I loved Kids in the Hall. This, not so much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/liberals.needhelp Liberals Needhelp

    He is right………the church bells in Chicago and Washington, D.C. should ring after every gun related death………two cities (district) w/strict gun laws….and pathetically high death rates by guns.
    Please do. I applaud the effort.
    What’s w/ the angst over the Bible sir?
    Yes, it tells us to mix w/ the ungodly, to help the unwashed, to turn the other cheek, to love people as we love ourselves, to donate and provide help…..it also tells us not to steal, not to lie, to honor mom and dad, to not lie w/ another man if you area man, to rest on Sundays, to not curse the Holy Spirit, to not sleep w/anothers wife or husband, to not envy or covet, to not worry about tomorrow…………..that he loved us & had plans for us even before we were born (so that abortion thing sorta doesn’t mix)……..


    Dave, baby; you’re a lost dude. Wise up and for goodness sake, sound intelligent just once.

  • http://twitter.com/samh93 Sam Hunt

    Oh, that David Foley just loves to engage in folly.

  • tredglx

    So, what exactly was a Dave Foley? And why is he so desperately trying to be relevant now?

  • VL123

    It’s always some little leftist foreigner…in this case a Canadian.

  • madian_kikyou

    This guy is an idiot.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Wasn’t Jesus sort of anti-government seeing as how the government kind of had him killed?

  • NanNJ

    I honestly have know idea who Dave Foley is, nor do I want to.

  • Ntr

    Typical celebrity-minded idiot (even though i don’t know who he is). He doesn’t realize people are laughing at him and not “frothing.” That’s what his fellow lefties do. Even worse, applying American political catch phrases to the Bible and Jesus just further shows his idiocy. This actor or whatever he is, is just another gas bubble in the polluted swamp of Hollywood (and the arrogant Hollywood-minded).

    He’s another nothing and we should all have a good laugh at his expense..

  • BeeKaaay

    Let’s see.

    Marriage between a man and woman. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    No murdering, and that includes babies. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    No hating of your neighbor. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    There IS a God and he is not you. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    Honor your mother and father. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    No stealing allowed. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    No lying allowed. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    Homosexuality is morally wrong. Something leftwingwackos are against.
    You have the right to defend yourself with weapons. Something leftwingwackos are against.

    I’m sorry, I’m trying to find the leftwingwacko stuff in the Bible and have trouble finding it.

    • AdoEdem

      Let’s also not forget the one about not coveting the possessions of others. The left considers a covetous nature to be a virtue. (At least on their side)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Mars/1021563074 Justin Mars

    Wow this guy is a moron. I think he is actually canadian. Being canadian and a hollywood elitist is like having a double dose of stupid.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Who is Dave Foley and why is he so insecure?

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    He’s just trying to get noticed. He’s a Canadian who came here to be famous and he’s not really so he’s trying to imitate others. Who gives a sh*t what Canadians think of anything to do with America.

  • Joe

    Everyone cast member from Kids in The Hall have stories about what an asshole he is to work with,