Dear @ChrisRock: The President is not my boss, daddy, master, or ruler. I am an American citizen. No one - no one - rules me except God.
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Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 06, 2013Celebrated gun policy wonk Chris Rock said today that he supports gun control because President Obama is “our boss” and “dad.”
Chris Rock now: The president is our boss and dad. Chris Rock then: George W Bush is a retard.—
Razor (@hale_razor) February 06, 2013
Remember all those times Chris Rock said the president is "our boss" and "our dad" before Obama was elected?—
Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 06, 2013
Hey @chrisrock did you think of George W. Bush as your "dad" or your "boss" and do everything he wanted? I'm guessing not.—
DrewM (@DrewMTips) February 06, 2013
How times change! We’re pretty sure Rock didn’t think Booooooosh was our father, our boss, or as Jamie Foxx called Obama, “our Lord and Savior.”
Apparently no one broke the news to Howard Dean:
Weird. He's my dad. RT @GovHowardDean: Doing research for on my ancestry. Found out that Prez Obama is a cousin via Dunhams—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 06, 2013
Since the White House just loves releasing photographic evidence, pics or it didn’t happen!
.@ChrisRock says Obama's our Daddy, I hope the WH don't produce pics, like they did with him firing a shotgun, just to prove that point.—
(@Rschrim) February 06, 2013
We hope Papa Obama is ready for a country full of teen angst.
Dear @BarackObama, I just found out that you're my daddy. Let me be the first to say that YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! #angst—
Ben Howe (@BenHowe) February 06, 2013
If Obama is my daddy then my mom has a lot of explaining to do, @ChrisRock.—
Ben Howe (@BenHowe) February 06, 2013
Obama can't be my daddy because I look nothing like Trayvon @ChrisRock—
S.M (@redsteeze) February 06, 2013
Barack Obama is not my Daddy. My Dad has a trade and built things.—
Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) February 06, 2013
Surely, if @BarackObama is my daddy, then there'd be child support involved. Instead I'm paying him… What's wrong with this @chrisrock?—
Calvin Hernandez (@C_H813) February 06, 2013
Hey, @ChrisRock, I have two fathers, my earthly dad and my heavenly Father. @BarackObama is neither.—
Ken Shepherd (@KenShepherd) February 06, 2013
@chrisrock I guess failed US History in school. Obama is in service to us, the American people. He is not our daddy. He works for us.—
Melissa (@melissaAdiva) February 06, 2013
The Obamas are NOT my parents Chris Rock. No president is my Dad. Not even the ones I like.—
Eye Desert (@EyeDesertBlog) February 06, 2013
Obama: Chris Rock's daddy, but Julia's sugar daddy.—
Razor (@hale_razor) February 06, 2013
Thanks Chris Rock, but I already have a dad that's not totally incompetent. you can keep the president to yourself—
Max Wiedenhoeft (@mwwiedenhoeft) February 06, 2013
Just reread the Constitution and noticed the often overlooked Article 2, Section 5, "The President is your boss & daddy." Thanks @chrisrock—
Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) February 06, 2013
I have a dad & I love him. I dont need or want another daddy. But thanks anyway @chrisrock—
Redness (@mchastain81) February 06, 2013
This & no other is the root from which a tyrant springs, when he first appears he is a protector. ~Plato
Obama ain't my daddy, @chrisrock—
Cassmaster (@ckdphoto) February 06, 2013
Chris Rock @BarackObama is NOT my daddy. He is MY employee. And, no…that's NOT racist…—
ShellyB (@Shelly_Bl) February 06, 2013
My dad taught me how to get a baseball across home plate so pardon me if I doubt @ChrisRock dubious claim—
S.M (@redsteeze) February 06, 2013
@chrisrock If Obama is my dad, how come I'm the one paying the allowance?—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 06, 2013
@jtLOL @TwitchyTeam you can't be 'dad of the country' when you're wearing #MomJeans @ChrisRock—
Rob Womack (@Rojowo) February 06, 2013
Or can you? Tinseltown can make anything happen. Chris Rock’s “Dreams from my Father”: coming soon.
I can't wait until Chris Rock's next film, "My Daddy Wears Mom Jeans."—
Killian (@killpundit) February 06, 2013
Worst dad ever or worst dad ever?
Hey Chris Rock, if Barack is our daddy, why does he want to kill us with drones & death panels?—
votermom (D) (@votermom) February 06, 2013
@BenHowe hey @BarackObama if Chris Rock is right & you’re my daddy, don’t you tell me that I CAN’T play football!!!—
Chase Proctor (@ChaseProctorXLI) February 06, 2013
And if for no other reason, here’s how we know Chris is off his rocker.
Dear @ChrisRock ..Until he dies, Bill Cosby is Boss & Dad of the country. You're insane.—
S.M (@redsteeze) February 06, 2013
Heh.
