Tony Bennett in DC to hawk gun control, leaves his brain in San Francisco

As Twitchy reported, comedian Chris Rock was in D.C. this morning to Demand a Plan to End Gun Violence. He wound up not saying much of anything. Fortunately, crooner and fellow freelance gun control expert Tony Bennett was there to pick up the intellectual slack:

Keep weapons of war off our streets!

Thanks, we’re sure, in no small part to celebrity sanity-mongers like Tony.

Bless his heart.

  • Ben Bollman

    As he says this with his armed bodyguard on standby….

    • TocksNedlog

      The bodyguard is for his hairpiece.

  • Maxx

    Strangely enough, his bodyguard WASN’T left in San Francisco. Go figure.

  • tjcuzns

    Which happens first. Celebrity or brain rot.

    • TocksNedlog

      It seems that these days The Devil demands more than just one’s soul in exchange for fame & fortune.

      “But the price you pay to nowhere has increased a dollar more.” — from ‘Celebration Day’ by Led Zeppelin


    He never had a brain to leave anywhere.

  • TocksNedlog

    “High on a hill” indeed.

  • Marcy Cook

    Forgot to take his meds?????

  • Lord Foggybottom

    I demand a plan to end liberal stupidity.

  • RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    @ItsTonyBennett is still alive??

  • daeghrefn

    An old white guy and a black guy. OK, they have the bases covered.

  • $29561723

    that’s just precious

  • $27789750

    Sad old man singing 40’s,50s tunes to bored seniors who don’t like them anyway. Have had to sit through him on a bus tour, and if they weren’t being fed while listening to him, the seniors would head for the bar. LOL

  • walterc

    I have a plan for reducing gun violence, it involves gun safety training at every level through 12 grade beginning in kindergarten.

  • Colonel_Bat_Guano

    I will NEVER understand why anyone, repeat anyone, listens to or cares what any of these celebrity morons have to say. He can sing, BFD, why does his opinion matter?

  • donald

    Uhhh… one of the first orders of business for the Nazis was to completely disarm the populace. Made it that much easier to heard up the parts that they wanted to kill. Stalin and Mao used the same tactic. Tony might want to consult some history books.

  • edward cropper

    ck my blog for a Bennett confession

  • poljunkie♪

    Tony, stick to singing.