Zing! Piers Morgan whines and Herman Cain responds: ‘Bless your heart’; Update: Hilarity continues

Oh, yes. He did. Herman Cain blasted Musket Morgan with the best insult ever: Bless your heart! Taking a page from Romney’s book? Remember, he slammed Obama with the ultimate “oh, snap” during the campaign. That was called racist, natch.

What caused Piers Morgan’s stompy foot whine about “mocking?” This also awesome tweet:

And, Piers, take a look in the mirror, sweetie.

As when Romney let loose with the awesome southern slam, Twitter users are swooning.

Love it.

What will come next?

Keep on keeping on, Herman Cain! And isn’t Piers just precious?

Update: Herman Cain is full of win.

Lame, Piers. Herman, for the win!


#BlessObamasHeart: Following Romney’s ‘bless his heart’ lead, citizens zing Southern style

Zing! Romney on Obama: ‘Bless his heart’; Update: No, it’s not racist

  • Bob Smooper

    Herman Caine is a disgrace and only cares about himself.

    • Rabid

      Aww, poor Marky..are they picking on your sweetie, Musket again??

      • Bob Smooper

        I have actually fired a gun before even though I think they should be banned. I had a gun as a child that fired potatoes. You put the end in a potato and it sucked out a piece and you could shoot it.

        I am a gun toting son of a gun!!

        • Joe W.

          Well, you’re a “son of a ‘something'”, Zero…but Twitchy would remove my post if I stated it. Just use your imagination…..

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            Good Lord, let’s just stop encouraging the pathetic little racist halfwit.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            You rank him too high, sir…he’s at best an eighth-wit.

        • b_truit

          I wonder about dudes who are all anti gun..icky guns!

        • texaswc

          Fired A gun before….wow…I’m impressed….Banning guns from those that own them legally and responsibly does absolutely nothing to stop the criminal or mentally ill from getting them, should they really want one…once you realize and understand that, maybe you will see the light…..though probably not, but one can hope anyway….

          • $7610427

            Mark resides in England…they’ve already lost their “light”…

          • texaswc

            THAT explains it….LOL

          • $36544368

            That’s right…the police in England, when going after a criminal, run after them and yell, “STOP, or I’ll yell ‘stop’ again”…LOL!

        • TocksNedlog

          His dad was a pistil.

          [Spelling is intentional. Think about it . . .]

          • WisconsinPatriot

            A male sex organ(plant) used to deposit pollen on the backs of insects????? So if I follow……sonny boy is a …….wait for it……FRUIT!

          • TocksNedlog

            The pistil is a plant’s female sex organ.

          • Grandma HeadInjury

            A precious little flower indeed!

          • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

            LIKE X !,000,000! Jawamax 8<{D} ZING!!

          • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

            His dad was a Pistil and raised a Blooming idiot.

          • lainer51

            GOT IT

        • Lady 12

          I thought you said on another thread that you were a vet. Backpedaling, are we?

          • Bob Smooper

            Well I said I was a vet from World War 1 and the Gulf War so I may have been not quite telling the truth.

          • $36544368

            Typical liberal…I’m surprised you don’t get your pants caught in the sprocket chain with all the backpedaling you do.

          • lainer51

            imagine that? A lib that “may have been not quite telling the truth”….. actually it should be “may not have been………………….but, I digress.

          • KansasGirl


        • aliwilcox

          That’s cute.

        • DaProf

          Listen, spud, you don’t understand the American way. You do know that when the British tried to take our arms that it started the Revolutionary War, don’t you? It wasn’t just taxes…it was disarming the populace that triggered the “shot heard around the world.”

          And as a result, the US became the world’s greatest innovator, rivaling the early Chinese.

          Maybe you were absent that day in class or something?

          • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

            you sucked a spud out of a tube?
            you go girl.

          • texaswc

            I think he was more than just absent that day, haha .. and I am a proud American whose ancestor, a Major, fought at the North Bridge at the beginning of the Revolutionary War (the place of the “shot heard round the world”)…I will always believe as he did, as did our founders…Brits, other than those I know and associate with, have totally forgotten what happen back then..it was a black eye for them…and rightly so…

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          Ever shoot a Semi-Automatic S-K? Or any Shotgun? How about a Bolt-Action Springfield M-1901/1903? Or any revolvers (.357, .38, .44, .45, etc.) I admit, I couldn’t hit the side of a barn, but I do practice my Gun Safety every time. Jawamax 8<{D} Bless your Heart, Mark!

          • texaswc

            Naw, he only shoots potato guns, LOL

          • Bob Smooper

            I fired a black widow catapult once! I am tough!

        • KansasGirl

          Wow, I’m shaking.

        • $36544368

          Uh, I don’t think so…unfortunately, what I’d like to post would not get past the moderator…so we’ll just leave it at that.

        • Rabid

          So have I. I qualified as a Sharpshooter in the Army .

        • GTFOBigGovt

          Like Morgan, your neverending desire to limit AMERICANS’ rights to be as pathetic as yours in the UK is so pitiful. But we understand. You were raised shooting potato guns [once] FFS.

          Protip: Watch several episodes of our History channel’s show Pawn Stars. One of the best shows on AMERICAN television depicting and talking about the amazing history of our brave, innovative, determined, inspirational and patriotic citizens. And not a single smug, condescending ill informed Brit enters the joint. #sorryboutyourlife.

          Who are YOUR heros? LOL PFFFT Churchill? Who decided it was OK to suspend the Greek constitution after the war and silence FREE SPEECH, resulting in the pro Soviet majority see-sawing back and forth with pro growth capitalists for 70 years thereafer and resulting in what they have today? A socialist disaster! I have cousins in Greece who are revered medical doctors also TEACHING in the university and they all come HERE for medical treatment when necessary.

          If you had knowledge of history you’d know that the very “evil rich Americans” that Liberals love to hate created the entire foundation for the growth of Western Civilization and defeat of evil in the last century, no shade.

        • tredglx

          I know girls that are more manly than you, MarkyMark.

        • lainer51

          You were a child? I thought trolls just were hatched and lived under bridges.
          Bless your potato-shootin’ heart.

    • GaryTheBrave

      You can’t even get his name right! Sheesh!!

      • Mark James


      • louisiana_mom

        Bless his heart.

      • $7610427

        That’s because Mark is a Brit! I’m sure he was confusing Herman Cain with the British Caine…as in, Sir Michael Caine…

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          Who is Sir My Cocaine?

        • ozconservative

          I can understand the confusion when Sir MIchael makes quotes like this:

          The Government has taken tax up to 50 per cent and
          if it goes to 51 I will be back in America. They have reached their
          limit with me and that’s what will happen to a lot of people. You know
          how much they made out of that high taxation all those years ago?
          Nothing. But they sent a mass of incredible brains to America. We’ve got
          3.5 million layabouts laying about on benefits,
          and I’m 76, getting up at 6 am to go to work to keep them. Let’s get
          everybody back to work so we can save a couple of billion and cut tax,
          not keep sticking it on.

          You’re saying to poor people, ‘let’s tax those rich
          gits’ and I understand that. You slice up the cake, give everyone a
          chance, but don’t destroy the people that are making the bloody cake! I
          really believe about taking care of people, I don’t mind paying tax.
          It’s how the government spends my tax that I detest, really detest,
          because I see the waste. More money than all our income tax is spent on
          benefits. Now you tell me there is nothing wrong with that system.

          • wwbdinct

            Wow! When did he say this? Do you have a link to it? Poor Sir Michael – knowing that he has to pay for lazy slobs like Mark Cooper to troll on US sites all day long.

          • ozconservative

            Yep from lefty wikipedia no less http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Caine.

            It also says that before he served in Korea he was attracted to communism, but after he served he found it loathsome.

            And he makes a movie like “Harry Brown”.


            Nice to see another great Hollywood actor who isn’t a libtard freak.

      • $36544368

        GaryTheBrave? GaryTheLame. Dude, if you’re going to insult someone, at least get their name right…/smh

        • CherDash

          Mark Cooper spelled Herman Cain’s name wrong.

          • $36544368

            Oh geez, I’m the one who’s lame…you are right…my bad…my intention was to reply to Mark Cooper…thanks for pointing out my error, CherDash. Next time, I’ll drink decaf when I’m reading and posting (lol). Oh…and let that be a lesson to liberals…I don’t have any problem saying I’m wrong and apologizing…I could have deleted my post, but I’m a stand-up girl, and I made a mistake. So I own it, and apologize for it. I’m really sorry, Gary!

      • lainer51


    • https://www.facebook.com/jon.a.hartz jonhartz

      What the hell is up with your blob of a profile picture? Is this a representation of your thought processes?

      • Red Fred

        Must be afraid to use a real pic of himself, due to his ridiculous comments.

        • WisconsinPatriot

          Mr. Cooper is a liberal focus group. The pic is about what they do when the weed runs out.

    • TocksNedlog

      You appear to be confusing your black presidential candidates, luv.


      Mr cooper you are a trashy RACIST but you are an insane liberal, so fits you perfect.

    • super duper freak


    • $7610427

      Mark Cooper, another liberal Brit, has your back Musket Morgan…isn’t that cute…

    • Terrence Jeffrey Johnson

      Oh please, Girl.

    • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

      Talking points from the British left?

    • aliwilcox

      Why Mark, bless your little heart–don’t go talking about things you know nothing about.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      Care to qualify that statement with the reasons that led to that conclusion, or is invective the extent of your rhetorical arsenal?

    • DaProf

      God love ya, Markie, but Piers is a desperate, bitter little man, bless his heart.
      Doing everything he can to try to get ratings.

      And yeah, the listenership probably beats the pants off the viewership.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Bless your heart, Mark! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • lainer51

      Markie Mark Cooper is a disgrace and only cares about himself

      • Bob Smooper

        That’s uncalled for. I put 10 pence in a donation box for abandoned dogs today.

        • lainer51

          do those poor dogs live under the bridge with you?

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      Herman Caine?! i really liked his performance in Batman Begins!! his mutiny was also pretty good.

  • Shawn

    Hey Marky Mark, go find your funky bunch of Liberals

  • Semper Fi

    Haha I’ll bet they still haven’t pulled Ted Nugent’s fist out of Morgan’s ass yet. I thought Piers was actually going to cry.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Surgery may be required!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I thought it wasTed’s Cowboy Boots! Nah, he wouldn’t want to get ’em dirty….. ZING!! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Bob Smooper

      Lol Nugent owned Morgan

      • V the K

        It is just so awesome that the figurehead for the Anti-2nd movement is a blithering English twit.

    • walterc

      But you gotta admit, after the Nuge schooled him, musket Morgan had good time on the shooting range, I could see the adrenalin rush through my monitor. I think Piers is a future gun owner as soon as he can figure out how to not look like a hypocrite.

  • TocksNedlog

    There he goes again.

  • aPLWBinAK

    Muskets Morgan is just trying to attract attention to himself because even Rue Paul is drawing more viewers than he is…….just ignore him and he’ll eventually go away.

  • BeyondPolls

    Herman Cain <33333333333333333333333333333

  • $7610427

    Attention Twitchy…Mark Cooper is a fraud! He is a Brit posing as an American.

    • Rabid

      You’re a little late on the scoop…we already know :)

      • $7610427

        Nope…not late. Have known for a long time. I call him out every chance I get just to make sure that EVERYONE knows he’s a foreign troll and has no business sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong…just like Morgan.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Jonathan Hunt said “I don’t want to go back to Europe” on Fox News… Thank YOU! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      Not a fraud – he’s a troll posing as a troll…

  • Maxx

    I watched Piers last night but thought I had stumbled on ESPN because Ted was using Morgan for second base.

    • http://twitter.com/PhilJackson1942 Phil Jackson

      Ted wears pants, Piers wears panties.

  • peteee363

    why must herman go on piers’ show, why can’t piers go to herman? oh, i forgot, piers needs ratings.

  • rinodino

    Bless your heart has got to be the corniest old school dumb snap back of all time, it’s like you conservatives are stuck back in the 50s, segregation, and red scare communism and socialism…. Oh wait!!!

    • JeannieJ

      And bless your heart too, Sunshine.

      • rinodino

        Oh snap! Zing! Straight beatdown!!! How am I ever going to recover from such a diss? My whole life is shamed after that snap back. Please no more 😉

        • WisconsinPatriot

          If you stop saying stupid things, your sweet little heart may not be blessed quite so often.

        • JeannieJ

          I’m shocked, rinodino…why would you think someone offering a blessing would be a beatdown, a diss or a snapback? I mean, I appreciate the smiley and all, but sometimes, “Bless his heart” means “What a stupid ass…there’s really nothing I can say to entirely encompass the whole of his stupidity, so I’m going to use this term that’s code for “F-off, asshat”, and sometimes it’s just a nice comment. Evidently, you thought you merited the former, rather than the latter. Interesting. :)

          • rinodino

            No not really, either way it was lame, like if I called you a goofball, sure it can mean a lot of
            Different things, but at the end of the day calling you a goofball is just not very original or funny… sort of like bless your heart

          • JeannieJ

            Sunshine, “bless your heart” is probably the nicest thing you’ll get with some of your comments lol. I suggest you just smile and call me a goofball. It’s okay, I was kind of being a goofball. :)

          • rinodino

            Lol fair enough

          • $36544368

            What would you prefer we call you? An ill-informed liberal? Talk about being stuck in the 50s….’lame’ was used in the 70s quite often…are you perhaps stuck there?

        • $36544368

          If we promise ‘no more’, will you go away?

    • http://twitter.com/PhilJackson1942 Phil Jackson

      Bless your little ol’ pea pickin’ heart.

      • rinodino

        Another smack down!!! Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy got nothing on you guys

        • 3seven77

          Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy got nothing.
          Fixed it for you.

    • WisconsinPatriot


    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Democrats are still stuck in the 60s, the 1860s of their plantations and later the Klan. Them black folks best be stayin on the plantation!

      Herman Cain scares you because he can think for himself.

      • rinodino

        Cain is a cool dude just not a good presidential candidate and obviously you guys didn’t think so either

    • aliwilcox

      Oh Rinodino, bless your heart.

    • Thevelvetkitten

      Manners in the south ain’t ole school…even if we are telling you off…Don’t worry you Dems have continued slavery into modern day times( after all slavery as well as Jim Crow laws… are the Democratic legend)..with urban ghettos,record welfare and cheap modern slave labor of immigrants….

    • Guest

      BTW, are you racist? To talk about a black man in such a manner as you do…Yea,by your rules..you are a RACIST!!!

      • rinodino

        Herman Cain is black?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

          Did you view the early debates, rinodino?

          • rinodino

            Yes I did, btw I have no problem with Cain saying what he did, I just find it funny that you righties are falling all over yourself like Cain said something that was actually really that funny…. There are some good piers jokes this ain’t one of them

          • Silenttype78

            You didn’t find it humorous when Cain told Morgan he’d gladly debate him on his radio show so the exchange would play out in front of an audience?

            Well,bless your heart.

        • $36544368

          rinodino is a liberal?

          • rinodino

            Republican in name only democrat in name only..don’t forget it

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      Those that are commenting “racist” are mocking the left and their confusion regarding racial attacks and legitimate critique.

      • the great kazoo

        Yeah really. If everything is racist, then nothing is racist. Those people have even lost credibility with minorities.

    • $36544368

      It’s better than us saying ‘go to hell’, isn’t it? In fact, a liberal (had an Obama sticker on her car) said that to me this week because I made a negative comment about her precious Justin Bieber (and Lord knows why an adult goes all melt-stain over him anyway)…my response to her telling me to ‘go to hell’? I told her to ‘run her own errands’…LOL! Shuts ’em up every time!

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      damn dude. who the fuck are you and who wrote your oh so fresh material?

  • gekkobear

    Jim Treacher @jtLOL
    @piersmorgan Yes, @THEHermanCain has a radio show. And much like your TV show, nobody watches it.

  • pinkelephant22

    I never realized “bless your heart” was so odd to some people. It’s very similar to what I hear northern people say, including Joe Biden, of “God love ya”

    • lainer51

      or my favorite Joe Biden quote ” stand up and take a bow, Chuck” — unfortunately Chuck is in a wheechair.

    • SFCPat

      I also use “Bless your pointed little head” alot. Funny but no one knows I’m insulting them unless they are from the South!

  • aliwilcox

    I love ‘Bless your heart”–I said it to a democrat once and I thought her head would explode like an Austin Powers fembot! I suggest that conservatives take a hold of that phrase and use it in response to every troll on this and other conservative sites for the next week. Maybe we’ll be able to cut down on the liberal population as they lose their minds.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      One of the South’s best contributions to society, in my opinion, is the sheer awesomeness of “bless your heart”. :)

      • $36544368

        I say it all the time…and did before it was the cool thing to do 😉 In fact, when I was just learning to talk many years ago, I’d say it like this – ‘bessy heart’…seriously! We use this phrase in my family all the time…with the variation of ‘bless his/her pea-pickin’ heart’ coming in a close second. Oh, and if the kids are really crazy and noisy and having a good time, we also say, ‘that kid is like a f@rt in a hot skillet’.

        • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

          You are allowed to say fart, it isn’t a curse word.

          • $36544368

            I know, but I was trying to ‘stay classy’ :-)

          • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

            lol fair enough

  • http://twitter.com/TruPundit BristolGOP Backup

    Piers Morgan gets more pub on Twitchy than he gets on CNN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Mars/1021563074 Justin Mars

    Piers Morgan loses every gun debate but still thinks he is winning the argument. His view on winning must be the same as Charlie Sheen’s.

  • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

    If Cain does go and chitty chat with PePe La Pew I recommend a hazmat suit………….nasty creature that La Pew is, never know what he’s carrying.

    • lainer51

      Pepe Le Pew…. HA!!!!!!!!!

  • maybetoday777

    The only thing Piers Morgan preaches and the rest of the news mafia is apartheid (minority ruling majority). Thats all they have. This is what they do on EVERY issue and show. Pay attention.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    ZING! On Cain’s Radio Show, so they’ll at least have an audience! AND MUSKET MORGAN IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Piers doing more milking then at the Wisconsin state fair.

  • RonP

    Love Herman Cain.

  • stephaniejane81

    I forget the whole “Oh snap” thing with Romney–can someone explain to me what that was about?

  • http://www.TakeOurMediaBack.COM/ Take Our Media Back

    A few thousand tweets, Suzanna Gratia-Hupp, Ted Nugent, Hermain Cain …. poor lost Musket Morgan demanding more and more day after day looks more like a sadomasichistic public-oral-flogging nymphomaniac than someone just desperately clinging to celebrity.

    • Pablo

      Yes, he’s determined to bully his way to success, despite being pummeled by just about everyone.

  • WBee1 Proud Navy Wife

    A beautiful take down Herman Cain Sir….and you didn`t have to ram your fists in his doughy face to do it..

    • RightThinking1

      Piers Morgan: “I smacked his fist with my face…”

  • VerminMcCann

    I’m going to tweet “Oooh! Good one, Mr. Keyboard warrior” in response to as many of Piers’ tweets as possible until it gets boring.

  • RightThinking1

    “I’ll debate you, but only on my radio show! That way at least we will have an audience!”


  • Randy C. Lindsey

    Uncle Ted whipped Piers like a yard dog….what a limey twit.

  • GTFOBigGovt

    SO. Now that Morgan is a Constitutional scholar has he announced a series of shows about Obama’s secret plan to kill Americans? *tap, tap, tap*

    I’m SURE he’ll think it’s a perfect counterpoint to the Liberals’ solid point of view that we NEVER have to worry about tyranny, right?

  • Silenttype78

    I love you Herman Cain!!!!!!!

  • blueniner

    LOL, Sarah Palin issued a few “Bless his hearts”, many were GOP establishment hack RINOS, she once called Bill Maher the “Little Fella”, “wham” taste her nightstick Maher..LOL

  • Bob Smooper

    Read. Maaaaaa. Lips.

    Naannnn Naaaannn Naaaannn.

    My plan for solving the countries problems is 9 9 9!

    I’m Herman Cain and this is maaa plan!

  • Guest

    Piers Morgan chooses these straw man arguments in order to be relevant in the public eye. It’s so obvious! Pick a hot bed subject. One that really stirs up the emotions and then simply pick a side and stick fervently to it. He could have picked mental health, but it wouldn’t get people to watch his fake show. Every time someone goes on their to, “debate”, him they give him power. STOP IT! Let his show languish in it’s mediocrity.

  • William Shores

    Piers Morgan chooses these straw man arguments in order to be relevant in the public eye. It’s so obvious! Pick a hot bed subject. One that really stirs up the emotions and then simply pick a side and stick fervently to it. He could have picked mental health, but it wouldn’t get people to watch his fake show. Every time someone goes on there to, “debate”, him they give him power. STOP IT! Let his show languish in it’s mediocrity.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      None of us conservatives actually watch his show, we only watch clip of what other people post on YouTube which gives Piers Morgan no money or ratings.

  • smitty195

    Nugent owned him for sure, however, I’m absolutely certain that Morgan does not believe so. Morgan is extremely arrogant and self-righteous, and Nugent was spot-on when he said that Morgan will NEVER get it and that all of this sails goes right over his head.

  • anjullyn

    How I wish Mr. Cain had won the nomination. I would have LOVED to see him debate Oblamer. O would have gone down in flames.

  • Edwina

    Why debate someone with no ratings and is not a U.S. citizen. He needs to leave our country which he obviously dislikes except for his paycheck from CNN.

  • BeeKaaay

    Piers Maogan is a crybaby. “waaaaaaaaaah, someone has a different opinion”

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    I thought “bless your heart” was something you said when you didn’t have anything nice to say about the person…it would fit, in this case! You GO, Herman!

    • SFCPat

      Lissa – “Bless your heart” is the oldest form of a cut down in the South. Fighting words to some, last word ALWAYS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-L-Stokes-Stanford/699686011 Michelle L. Stokes-Stanford

    Hahahahaha! Go Mr. Cain! Kill them with politeness…..as we see, the libs can’t take it!

  • PegLeg1069

    If that we’re an MMA fight, I’d score it 30-25 for Cain!!

  • Jim

    To quote Taye Diggs in the movie Go: “Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy now?”

  • dralfredbellows

    Why would Cain go on Morgan’s show? No one watches it. What service would that provide?

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Haha, Mr. Cain cleaned Musket Morgan’s clock!

  • rinodino

    Much better you have at least reached the 80s , good job!!!