Photo: Model Chrissy Teigen is in danger zone, has balls in her face

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/298967149005901825

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/298959329090998272

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/298975610821287936

Not only does Twitchy bring you the view from Chrissy Teigen’s courtside seat; we’re so meta, we bring you other people tweeting about Teigen tweeting.

https://twitter.com/SleaterDude/status/298968921841754112

https://twitter.com/sharkdawgy/status/298968907551752192

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Almost soft porn.

    • $36544368

      Only if the balls were a little low on air…lol

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Guys the title of your article sounds like a pr0n film.

  • Krazy Kent

    Well….I’m lost….
    Was she able to ID the balls in question?

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Ironically, the pejorative used against the Tea Party comes to mind…

  • pabarge

    She can tell by the way the balls smell.

  • rinodino

    Wow that woman is gorgeous!!!

    • Patrick Dennehy

      That she is and hopelessly vapid. Personally, I like intelligent, caring, beautiful, hard working women. Who would be a wonderful wife and mother to my children. No atheist democrat progressive liberals need apply.

      • rinodino

        Oookayeee….. I’m happy for you…. enjoy life with your wife under the next 12 -16 years of liberal presidents 😉

        • journogal

          Enjoy losing your freedoms, increasing unemployment, continuing devaluation of the dollar and rising cost of consumer goods under liberal presidents :) But at least, everything will be fair, right? And your life will suddenly make sense.

    • Elena0412

      You must be looking for maxim.com, this is twitchy.

  • http://twitter.com/TruPundit BristolGOP Backup

    Okay, I clicked on this. Malkin win 1 Internetz.

  • $129448

    OMG, OMG, Omg, please shut up

  • Matthew Morris

    I thought the article was referring to those ‘cheekbones’

  • Maxx

    Apparently she’s ecstatic that balls belonging to men other than John Legend, are in her face. John, we call that a “warning shot across the bow.”

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      • Guest

        I was just testing some things out