Don’t break my flow, bro: Obama scolds cameraman for ‘always breaking my flow’; Reporters swoon

Don’t break his flow, bro! So, this happened, during a briefing today.

Journalists breathlessly tweeted it.

And some swooning ensued.

Sigh. Michael Hayes is from BuzzFeed.

Others weren’t so enamored.

And, in a nutshell!

Also, please, President Obama. You have never met a camera that you didn’t like. 

  • Bob Smooper

    What a man! He makes ME swoon for real.

    Haha. 15% real unemployment, falling living standards, $5 gas, foreign gaffs… and STILL you lot couldn’t defeat him!

    • TroyGates

      Be careful or you might meet a drone up close.

      • Rabid

        He does…every time he looks in a mirror.

    • journogal

      Kinda hard to defeat someone who promises lo-in-vo (low information voters) that they can live off the taxpayers’ dime. Why work, when you can steal from others. That’s the new America; of course, it won’t last forever and it’s not going to be pretty when it ends. And it will end. Hard. Laugh all you want, buffoon, you’ll be crying soon and wondering what happened.

      • Bob Smooper

        I won’t be crying! It’s about time America was knocked down a notch or two. The future is India and China and cheap labour! we westerners want “living wages” – the slave labourers over there will work for 1 dollar an hour and a free packet of rice on Thursdays.

        The future is India and China!

        • CatHerder

          So, when are you planning to move?

          • Bob Smooper

            I am a loyal subject of her Majesty, The Queen of England.

          • CatHerder

            Then do please take Musket with you when you scurry back.

          • bluewaternavy

            They don’t want him back-except as a punching bag for Jeremy Clarkson

          • Calcat36

            YOU are the queen. And a wart on the arse of humanity.

          • dmacleo

            didn’t have the balls to fix that little “subject of” issue did you?

          • texaswc

            Loyal subject … meaning slave ….. I am neither a subject, nor a slave…and I shall never be… to be you…

          • bluewaternavy

            Funny, my Brit cousins say they are citizens of the UK, not subjects.

        • pajamakat

          Then I guess you will be leaving shortly?

        • TugboatPhil

          Got news for ya, Guvna. When we go down the tubes, you’ll be back in the dark ages with the Moooslem swarm slaughtering all you unarmed lot.

          • bluewaternavy

            Too late, Phil. They’ve already been taken over. Saw my cousins in Surrey a few weeks back. As you cuz put it: “We have a muzzie infestation problem”

        • Angie (D)

          Of course — pathetic jealousy over our superiority. Guess what Limey — no matter what happens, we’ll still always be better than you.

        • bluewaternavy

          spoken like a liberal troll. How much do you get from the dole? Nice council housing, medical care? Nice to get your s**t for free. go get a job and get out of you mother’s cellar.

    • lainer51

      it’s called the dumbing down of America…. not something to be proud of….. Ha Ha – God, try something new.

    • Angie (D)

      Proud of your stupidity. No wonder you think this craptastic pathetic beta male is “smart” — compared to you, he is!
      Keep swooning, parasite – you’re host is dying.

    • Judy B

      The election was stolen, tons of evidence, but Congress lacks the flow to pursue it.

    • Rob

      Doesn’t matter how much you suck at your job when you pay union dues.

  • austin feathers

    Whats with the stars on the carpet of his podium? YUK!!

    • GaryTheBrave

      Those stars represent the 57-plus states in Obama’s America.

      • David


  • SRVDisciple

    Hey-O. I think Saw Palmetto will help with your flow problem.

  • Joe W.

    Gotta keep that flow of horse crap flowing from that purple lipped mouth, eh Kaptain KickAss??

  • CatHerder

    Is it that time of the month again?

    • bluewaternavy

      *snort* I was wondering if the cameraman had kick Barry in the bladder. Yours in much better!

    • $129448

      Had the same thought, he is such a girl

  • Michael P (@PizSez)

    “Aw! You threw off my groove!”

    “I’m sorry sir, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove.”

    • AMSilver

      Now Valerie Jarrett’s just got to get sufficiently fed up with him that she turns him into a llama. That would totally make my day.

  • BeevaloBill

    BHO must think the White House press room is like playing in a PGA tournament – “No Cameras During the Swing Please!”

  • Justin Mars

    Obama has thrown off the countries groove

  • Brett McMicken

    well, it is a pain to have the teleprompter go back to where he left off.

  • Maxx

    Speaking of “flow,” with four years of drooling behind them, it’s a wonder the White House Press doesn’t enter the briefing room wearing a pair of hip waders.

    • David

      And wearing adult diapers . . .

  • TugboatPhil

    Camera “man?” What a sexist pig!!

  • Maxx

    Look at that photo of all those smiling, starry-eyed faces. They remind me of a small child, resting on grand pa’s knee as he tells stories of the Pacific ’round ’41. “Gee, Grand Pa Obama, THEN what happened?”

  • notenoughtime

    How much lower can we go?! Better to be blissfully ignorant of what is happening around us than worrying about what we cannot change!

  • Everybodys All American

    When the debt holders say no more to our debt that will break your flow…got it homey.

  • michael s

    Time to have people removed Mr President. Should’ve started with Joe Wilson.

    • lainer51

      I would start with Bubba, the pedophile, but “you people” LOVE pedophiles.

    • Noah Lee

      yeah, how dare Joe Wilson call a liar a liar.

  • GaryTheBrave

    As much as I despise the “mam” he does have somewhat of a point. Digital cameras make false noise. They can be set to be nearly completely silent. As for flash the room can be set up for proper color temperature and studio lights can be positioned so there would not be a need for a flash.

  • lainer51

    Next he will be ordering – “off with their heads”… . The Emperor is alive and well.

  • Angie (D)

    “Breaking my flow” = “loose my place on the teleprompter.”

  • don e lee

    You broke my flow 4 yrs. ago Ass-Hat.

  • Marty Luther

    FYI: Flomax (tamsulosin) belongs to a group of drugs called alpha-adrenergic blockers. Flomax relaxes the muscles in the prostate and bladder neck, making it easier to urinate. Flomax is used to improve urination in men.

  • Brown Bear Mike

    Paging Sir Elton John … Sir Elton John, please pick up the white courtesy phone for a message.

  • hbnolikeee

    Is he peeing while he speaks?

    • David


  • gracepmc

    So, that’s why Obama didn’t take any questions from his pal pack — breakin’ the flow and all.

  • super duper freak


  • Brett McMicken


  • Moonbeam

    I thought he was cute. Loved his smile.

    • David

      Obozo kind of looks like Diana Ross when he crinkles up his nose like that.

  • David

    When the boy-king speaks, let there be silence . . .

  • Edward L.Mitchell Sr.

    when petulant POTUS speaks everyone should bow down!the manchild should not be interrupted!

  • $129448

    Someone stick a tampon in his mouth to stop his flow

  • Mapache

    I wish somebdoy would break his “flo,” damn it up and stop it from raining down on the rest of us.

  • Edward L.Mitchell Sr.

    when petulant POTUS speaks everyone is suppose 2 bow!the manchild don’t like to be interrupted!

  • BeeKaaay

    interesting comment by a PRESENTdent who is breaking wind, the law, the constitution, people’s futures, and any chances of any non-Marxists of getting ahead.

  • Patrick Dennehy

    Weak flow? Barry, you might wanna get your prostate checked, don’t worry it won’t be that bad, you’re a giant a$$hole!

  • lillymckim

    Obamas a pompous obnoxious arrogant little boy

  • Moonbeam

    I think it was quite sweet and he has a great sense of humor an rapport with people. He’s cool!