(@StateDept) February 04, 2013
The State Department is continuing its trend of total incompetence!
That’s right, new Secretary of State John Kerry will be tweeting using “JK.” But, to be fair, his confirmation hearing was a lovefest-filled joke. So, it stands to reason that all of his tweets will be signed “JK.” You see, JK means “just kidding” in Internet-speak.
Twitter users gasp for breath.
Keep the mock-tastic tweets coming, Twitter. And speaking of “witty jests,” Kerry arrived at the State Department this morning.
Of course, he was late.
Way to start off your tenure, Secretary of State Kerry. Ah, if only the State Department would come out and say, “That whole Secretary of State Kerry thing? JK!”
Update: The mockery just keeps getting better and better.