Mock-tastic: Kerry arrives at State Dept. as Secretary of State; Will tweet using ‘JK’

The State Department is continuing its trend of total incompetence!

That’s right, new Secretary of State John Kerry will be tweeting using “JK.” But, to be fair, his confirmation hearing was a lovefest-filled joke. So, it stands to reason that all of his tweets will be signed “JK.” You see, JK means “just kidding” in Internet-speak.

Twitter users gasp for breath.

Keep the mock-tastic tweets coming, Twitter. And speaking of “witty jests,” Kerry arrived at the State Department this morning.

Of course, he was late.


Way to start off your tenure, Secretary of State Kerry. Ah, if only the State Department would come out and say, “That whole Secretary of State Kerry thing? JK!”

Update: The mockery just keeps getting better and better.

  • BeyondPolls

    Just kidding.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    He originally planned to sign it OMG (Old Male Gigolo), but Te-re-za forbade it.

  • Jack Deth

    John Kerry’s “JK”= Jer Koff?

    • lainer51

      HA!!!!!!!! now THAT is funny, sorry I didn’t think of it.

  • Stone Bryson

    LOL Kerry is like a Muppet version of VP Biden – this could fun, so long as it does not end up tragic. Truth be told, however, he should be signing as ‘JH’… wait, he didn’t take his wife’s last name when marrying her? Astonishing…

  • John LaRosa

    Correction: The office is now known as “Secretariat” of State. #HeyBuddyWhyTheLongFace j/k

  • therantinggeek

    Hmm. So, any tweets from Sec of State Kerry will be signed as “JK”, and likewise from the Asst Sec of State as “LOL”?

    …Yeah, do we see the problem here?

  • Michelle

    Now we’ve got Body Odor and Just Kidding – oh the fun!

    • Calcat36

      Don’t forge Bite Me! Nobody messes with Bite Me…

  • Pat Loudoun

    “Peace in our time.”


  • auh2064

    It could be worse. His initials could be “LOL.”

  • Calcat36

    I served in Vietnam. And Cambodia. Seared into my mind. -JK

  • louisiana_mom

    When asked for a comment, Hillary responded, “What difference does it make?”

  • louisiana_mom

    When asked for a comment, Hillary responded, “What difference does it make?”

  • dcnj

    “I got 4 Purple Hearts”


  • dcnj

    ” I have way to much hair ”