‘Can’t pick a side’: Donald Trump suing Bill ‘Pig’ Maher for reneging on a bet for charity

Donald Trump announced today that he is suing Bill Maher over a reneged public bet.

More from Fox Nation:

Maher vowed on The Tonight Show to give Trump $5 million towards a charity of his choice if he could prove that he was not the “spawn” of an orangutan, which was a spoof on Trump’s 5 million dollar offer to Obama in exchange for his college records.

“He promised me $5 million for charity if I provided certain information,” Trump said. “Well I provided the information. He didn’t pay. So today I sue Bill Maher for $5 million for charity.”

Trump follows up on Twitter.

Bill Maher is quite the cretin, so some welcome this move.

But many seem to be rooting for injuries; Trump is a conservafraud and an attention-seeker.

Is there a method to this madness?

Stay tuned! Hey, Maher forked over a million dollars for President Obama. Will he do it for charity?

  • TocksNedlog

    Maher is the syphilis, right?

  • FFlintstone

    Bill Maher is pure evil. Trump is just an idiot. I’ve got to root for Trump in this situation.

    • Thomas

      I wish I was as big of an idiot as Trump. $$$

  • TocksNedlog

    A liberal giving to charity?
    Don’t hold your breath waiting on this one — you’ll turn blue!

  • Silenttype78

    I agree with Trump on principle .


  • Right Wired

    Liberals are experts at giving away everyone else’s money, but not theirs.

  • SJ’s Dad

    Remember when Pepsi offered a Harrier Jet if you saved up enough Pepsi points?

    . . . well, the guy who “qualified” sued, and while the Judge’s ruling was for the defendant, her ruling was based upon (paraphrasing) no rational thinking person would really expect Pepsi to award a citizen a $23M (at the time) fighter jet for points. . .
    . . . WELLLLLL . . . . given the foundation of the precedent coupled with the overwhelming evidence (actually taking the bait, and going to the trouble of proving he’s not the offspring of orangutan) I think this one is open & shut! Ruling for the Plaintiff in the amount of $5M!!!!!
    Defendant Maher, Bailiff Dusty will escort you out, there’s some paperwork for you to fill out, and a small matter of a check in the amount of $5M!-)
    . . . what’s that, you’re pulling a Judge Schmale’s? . . . Moose, Rocco, help Pig Maher find his checkbook!!!!

    • TheAmishDude

      Pepsi could win because, basically, everybody knew the ad was a joke.

      And so it is here. We all know Maher was being “funny” but he’s getting a bit of his own pompous medicine.

      Trump can afford the legal fees and Maher can’t.

      Moreover, Maher basically has to argue the joke defense. If he in any way tries to discuss the BC itself, he undermines his whole political point of view.

      And I think Trump will not settle for anything less than $5 million. He wants to humiliate Maher. And good for him.

      • BeeKaaay

        Mahitler can afford the legal fees. He had a million dollars to flush down the Marxist hole.

      • SJ’s Dad

        Next time I’ll make sure I flip the “SARCASM ALERT” switch!-)
        (although I thought I laid it on pretty thick there)

  • Maxx

    Maher will release the funds to Trump as soon as he’s done budgeting for his escorts.

  • BeeKaaay

    Trump will win the case.

    I hope he will tell Mahitler to make the check payable to “Catholic Charities” just for poetic justice :)

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Trump may be a moron but sometimes he does stuff that makes you want to root for him. If nothing else it might make Maher think twice before running his mouth but I won’t hold my breath on that one.