Shudder: Any guesses what’s on the #BobMenendeziPod playlist?

Oh boy. Or, oh girl, as the case may be.

A Dominican prostitute alleges that Sen. Bob Menendez “likes the youngest and newest girls.” The Daily Caller reports that another prostitute says the New Jersey Democrat hired her when she was just 16 years old.

All part of the vast right-wing blog conspiracy, natch.

While some in the media have attempted to press Menendez for answers, many seem remarkably incurious about allegations against a senator with a (D) after his name. Leave it to the Twitterverse to do the heavy lifting … by sifting through what we can only imagine might be Menendez’s iPod playlist.

Don’t give Menendez any ideas!

  • independentjones

    Stray Cats — (She’s) Sexy and 17

  • journogal

    Into the Night – Benny Mardone; I believe this song is about an older man in love with (or lusting after) a younger woman (or girl).

  • independentjones

    Muddy Waters — Good Morning Little Schoolgirl

  • nc

    You’re Sixteen, You’re Beautiful and You’re Mine – Johnny Burnette
    (pardon me while I gag)

  • no_more_deceit

    “too young to date” – d day

  • $30423294

    The story line has advanced, she has become a problem. Cue Donny Osmond:

    Go Away, Little Girl.

    • BlueGood

      “I’m Having Your Baby” ~~ Paul Anka…snort…

    • BlueGood

      “I’m Having Your Baby” ~~ Paul Anka…snort…

  • $8245944

    Nasty old perv–or just your typical leftist.

  • FFlintstone

    The soundtrack from The Little Mermaid?

  • Wing_attack_Plan_R

    Janis Ian – “At Seventeen” http://youtu.be/VMUz2TNMvL0

  • CatHerder

    Baby, Baby, Don’t Get Hooked on Me-Mac Davis

  • Frank Drebin

    Never gonna stop, give it up.

    Such a dirty mind.
    Always get it up for the touch

    of the younger kind.

    My my my i yi woo!!
    M M M My Sharona

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdnqEyToqg

  • Steve_J

    “Get outta my dreams, get into my car” Billy Ocean
    “Hands of small children” Marilyn Manson
    “Odd Toddlers” Tyler, the Creator
    “One less lonely girl” Justin Bieber

  • Frank Drebin

    I bet your mama was a tent show queen
    Had all the boyfriends at sweet sixteen
    I’m no schoolboy but I know what I like
    You shoulda heard me just around midnight

    Brown sugar
    How come you taste so good, baby?
    Brown sugar
    Just like a young girl should, yeah

  • Frank Drebin

    I bet your mama was a tent show queen
    Had all the boyfriends at sweet sixteen
    I’m no schoolboy but I know what I like
    You shoulda heard me just around midnight

    Brown sugar
    How come you taste so good, baby?
    Brown sugar
    Just like a young girl should, yeah

  • Jack Deth

    #BobMenendeziPod: “Milkshake Mademoiselle”: Jerry lee Lewis, The Killer.

    #BobMenendeziPod: “Sweet Cream Ladies. Forward March.”: The Box Tops

    #BobMenendeziPod: “Dyna~Mo Hum”: Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

  • Jack Deth

    #BobMenendeziPod: “Milkshake Mademoiselle”: Jerry lee Lewis, The Killer.

    #BobMenendeziPod: “Sweet Cream Ladies. Forward March.”: The Box Tops

    #BobMenendeziPod: “Dyna~Mo Hum”: Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

  • 1azuce

    The Crests “16 Candles”.

  • 1azuce

    The Crests “16 Candles”.

  • peteee363

    nobody mentioned jerry lee lewis, but then he didn’t marry his cousin. but anything by chuck berry. and any movies by woody allen!

  • peteee363

    nobody mentioned jerry lee lewis, but then he didn’t marry his cousin. but anything by chuck berry. and any movies by woody allen!

  • tredglx

    Van Morrison: Cypress Avenue
    Rolling Stones: Stray Cat Blues
    Motorhead: Jailbait
    The Police: Don’t Stand So Close To Me
    KISS: Christine Sixteen
    Van Halen: Hot For Teacher
    Deana Carter: Strawberry Wine

    I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all I can think of at the moment.

    • independentjones

      Well done!

      Also, Motorhead — (Teenage, Backstage,) Sex and Outrage

      • tredglx

        Ah, nuts. Forgot those.

  • tredglx

    Van Morrison: Cypress Avenue
    Rolling Stones: Stray Cat Blues
    Motorhead: Jailbait
    The Police: Don’t Stand So Close To Me
    KISS: Christine Sixteen
    Van Halen: Hot For Teacher
    Deana Carter: Strawberry Wine

    I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all I can think of at the moment.

  • NRPax

    Vain-“Laws Against Love.”

  • NRPax

    Vain-“Laws Against Love.”

  • Conrad2010

    He’s just a gigolo and everywhere he goes.
    All the kiddies call him daddy.

  • rennyangel2

    Jailhouse Rock (Elvis), for Menendez I hope.

  • RightThinking1

    Into The Night
    “She’s just 16 years old, leave her alone, they say…”

    Sam Cooke: She Was Only Sixteen

    Abba: Dancing Queen

    Bo Bice, Vehicle: “Hey, well, I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan,
    Won’t you hop inside my car?
    I got pictures, got candy,
    I’m a lovable man…”

  • Evil Otto

    “Little Girls” by Oingo Boingo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

  • Bob Edwards

    hey little girl is your daddy home-Springsteen

  • Bob Edwards

    she was only sixteen only sixteen and im a democrat that doesnt want to know-dr hook

  • twinx

    “I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind…. MY SHARONA”!!!!!

  • Elke E. Wilhelm

    That’s why Democrats are so liberal. Liberal with morals and with our laws. If they’re not busy trying to get women to scrape something out of their uteruses then they’re trying to nail one – no matter what the age. And that folks is just about all that Democrats care about women. Oh, and getting their vote too. And the dumb ones give their votes to them!!

  • Elke E. Wilhelm

    That’s why Democrats are so liberal. Liberal with morals and with our laws. If they’re not busy trying to get women to scrape something out of their uteruses then they’re trying to nail one – no matter what the age. And that folks is just about all that Democrats care about women. Oh, and getting their vote too. And the dumb ones give their votes to them!!

  • Mark

    And they call it Puppy Love….

  • michael s

    the entire ted nugent catalogue

  • michael s

    the entire ted nugent catalogue

  • Junie3

    Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

  • http://twitter.com/gimmeabreak27 Frank Magistro

    How about, “She was only 16”, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.

  • Phil McMorrow

    Sixteen Candles (the Crests)

  • aliwilcox

    Don’t Stand So Close to Me

  • disappearing moderate

    “She’s too cute to be a minute over seventeen”- Rolling Stones

  • disappearing moderate

    “She’s too cute to be a minute over seventeen”- Rolling Stones

  • Tyr65

    Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

  • Tony Paulinsky

    Bob “to catch a predator” Menendez…Bobby’s Girl (I want to be Bobby’s girl) – 1962 – Marcie Blane

  • NixTyranny

    #BobMenendeziPod “You’ve Never Been This Far Before” (Conway Twitty)

  • carbo

    Steve Lawrence’s “Go Away Little Girl” comes to mind. I bet he is wishing that she (they) had.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1538376219 Stacey Holmdahl

    Don’t Stand So Close To Me…In Public. The Police, Zenyatta Mondatta, remake by Senator Bob Menendez

  • Junie3

    Do he have a daughter that used to appear on Fox news some? A snippy little lib, I think her name was Alicia Menendez.

  • RightThinking1

    Jethro Tull, ‘Aqualung’- “Sitting on a park bench — eyeing little girls with bad intent…”