If your dog has gay sex, is he gay? Slate is on it!

There’s a reason the #SlatePitches hashtag resurfaces every so often.

BOOM!

  • http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/photos/birds-of-prey-photos/ One_Flyingbird

    Duh……… Dogs Are Dogs, Granddaughtger and I Looked As Daisy Humped Jazz and Cody Humped Daisy, All 3 Fixed…. To Granddaughter “Now There’s a Daisy Chain”……… ..:)

  • nc

    For Pete’s Sake, my spayed chihuahua humps her blanket – can’t tell its gender. What does that make her? (A: A dog.)

    • TracyJean

      My oldest dog will hump anything he can grab – furniture, my leg, my female dog. He’s been fixed for 12 1/2 years. Agreed that all that makes the dog is a dog.

    • TracyJean

      My oldest dog will hump anything he can grab – furniture, my leg, my female dog. He’s been fixed for 12 1/2 years. Agreed that all that makes the dog is a dog.

  • coreopsis has set in

    I’m sorry, all I can think of is that old South Park episode:
    http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s01e04-big-gay-als-big-gay-boat-ride

    Clairvoyant pre-mockery.

  • wwbdinct

    Hah hah. Good one @redsteeze!

  • CatHerder

    Dunno if I would have had the marbles to accuse a pit bull of being gay. I hear they’re real touchy about that kind of thing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

      Now that gave me a good laugh for the day. Thanks.

  • peteee363

    if my dog was gay, i would send him to hollywood, he would fit right in.

  • peteee363

    if my dog was gay, i would send him to hollywood, he would fit right in.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    If a nation is being taxed and spent into oblivion by an intrusive overlarge nanny-state government, and the populace can still find itself distracted by SQUIRREL – does that make us as dumb as a bunch of dogs that will hump anything?

  • Love of Country

    I have to imagine only gay liberals (as opposed to the general population and Log Cabin Republicans) would want gay dogs …. Lord knows they’re the only ones who are always trying to convince us that homosexuality runs rampant in the animal world. I don’t believe it, but then again, I couldn’t care less …. a real non sequitur in my book, lol.

  • Lady 12

    What is Slate, and why is he/she/it wasting time on something as irrelevant and frankly unimportant as this?

  • http://www.unifiedpatriots.com/ JadedByPolitics

    There aren’t gay dogs there are male dogs that would hump anything in its direct sight, smell line, PERIOD! you know whats gay? thinking everything else is gay!

  • http://www.unifiedpatriots.com/ JadedByPolitics

    There aren’t gay dogs there are male dogs that would hump anything in its direct sight, smell line, PERIOD! you know whats gay? thinking everything else is gay!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    My female dog actually humps my male cat. What the heck do you call that?

    • madian_kikyou

      species confused.