Renaissance man José Canseco writes ‘poem’ about ‘b*tch t*ts’

We always suspected he had a sensitive side, but wow. Move over, Shakespeare!

The end? But it felt like he was just getting warmed up!


  • Anti State

    How are they dated in the future?

    •!/sarahbellumd sarahbellumd

      there’s a glitch that timestamps tweets using greenwich mean time. we’re working on that. : )

      • George Washington Mclintock

        That is entirely logical, but completely disappointing.

    • Conpunk

      Your looking at it wrong. 01 is day, then Feb, followed by 13 noting year…

  • Love of Country

    Apparently, Jose Canseco spends a great deal of time over there in the great state of Denial. Perhaps he should just pack up and retire there, already, lol.

  • ceemack

    Who knew the guy was a Vogon?