#DHSTips if you see a shooter in your office, throw the tape dispenser at him and shout "grenade!" It will buy you a precious second or two—
Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) January 31, 2013
Earlier this week, the Department of Homeland Security released an instructional video on what to do if “confronted with an active shooter situation.” Suggestions include hiding and defending yourself with scissors. No, really:
Oh, puh-leeze. Cue the mockfest:
Fool-proof advice. Thanks, guys.