Cory Booker wants you to know he attended Yale and ate New Haven pizza: ‘Their good’

Are you ready for Cory Booker’s Ivy League review of New Haven pizza? “Their good.”

Sorry, Mayor Booker. You can’t make an error like that while name-dropping Yale and get away with it on Twitter. The Twitterverse doesn’t work that way.

Heh:

  • peteee363

    come on, he was an affirmative action student, and his grades were a bit low, but he was the right color for the quota. just like our current president, his grades were a bit low, and they needed a foreign born student. (at least he told them he was, or was he?)

    • $24698634

      And you’re perfect too.

      • peteee363

        well, did i name drop a university? did i brag about my grades? no, and no. but if i did, then feel free to call me on braging about my education. which for your information is three years of high school. no, i did not drop out, full diploma in three years, and i never attended any college as a student, but i have taught at one. i was also a disabled veteran at the age of 17, what were you doing when you were 17, i would bet not serving in the millitary? so your point is?

  • therantinggeek

    There/their/they’re, lose/loose, loser/looser…

    Nope, I didn’t attend Yale, either. :)

  • therantinggeek

    There/their/they’re, lose/loose, loser/looser…

    Nope, I didn’t attend Yale, either. :)

  • walterc

    “Their good” and you English is even gooder Mr Booker.

    What a moron.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      He didn’t never have no book learnin!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      He didn’t never have no book learnin!

  • walterc

    “Their good” and you English is even gooder Mr Booker.

    What a moron.

  • EyesWideOpen

    I didn’t go to Yale, but I learned the difference between there/their/they’re…in grade school.

    • $24698634

      And you’re otherwise perfect.

  • EyesWideOpen

    I didn’t go to Yale, but I learned the difference between there/their/they’re…in grade school.

  • TocksNedlog

    Oh, if only he had typed “alot” as well.

  • TocksNedlog

    Oh, if only he had typed “alot” as well.

  • wwbdinct

    No Cory – it goes like this: 1. Modern. 2. Sallys. 3. Pepe’s. That’s how it goes.

  • wwbdinct

    No Cory – it goes like this: 1. Modern. 2. Sallys. 3. Pepe’s. That’s how it goes.

  • NetAlien

    Wouldn’t the Grammar Lady have more correctly stated “Their there, they’re different” — punctuation, changed order, and without superfluous wording…? :)

  • NetAlien

    Wouldn’t the Grammar Lady have more correctly stated “Their there, they’re different” — punctuation, changed order, and without superfluous wording…? :)

  • grais

    I’m thinking he may have gone to Yail.

  • Frank Drebin

    Please, Mr. Mayor, I went to http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

  • Michelle

    Things must be going well in Newark if the mayor has the time to spend a few hours on Twitter having a My Pizza Places Are Better Than Your Pizza Places debate.

    • $23639361

      heh.. yeah, and NYC must be like newark… their (I didn’t go to Yale) guy, mayor bonaparte is always on tv or out somewhere preaching about banning ALL guns?!?!? WTF?? does he ever show up for work at his office???

      • Michelle

        Well, at least their (I didn’t go to Yale either) mayors are where they’re (still didn’t go to Yale) supposed to be. My mayor (I live in Los Angeles) has a few months left on his last term and he spent most of last year on the campaign trail for The One and now spends most of his time in D.C. sniffing around for a cabinet appointment. Meanwhile, my city is (again) on the brink of bankruptcy and quite a few of our city council members are being slapped with criminal charges for corruption.

  • NCRelite

    pizza is just melted cheese and tomato sauce on toast, don’t get too excited

    • peteee363

      here in illinois, we are famous for jailed governors, and corrupt politicians. but we do take our food serious, so pizza here is not as you describe it. if it is, you are not eating the right pizza. we have from super thin crust, to deep dish, and everything in between, pineapples need not apply here. did i mention one governor was just released to a halfway house, and the other one is still breaking big rocks into little rocks. we also love italian beef. and we have two ways to settle an italian beef here, rolaids, or a body in the trunk!