50 mental midgets who think Ann Coulter refused to board plane with black pilot

Yes, Shelly, it’s a joke. Which you would have known had you read the Daily Currant’s “About” page:

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Unfortunately, many Twitter users didn’t get the memo. Here are fifty of them:

https://twitter.com/laur_ce/status/297159648056840194

https://twitter.com/KrissyAlways/status/297159612036161536

https://twitter.com/heybuddy1/status/297158751146893312

https://twitter.com/ITSCARA2YOU/status/297158076010733568

https://twitter.com/DJTrap/status/297157354787598339

https://twitter.com/CantStandRob/status/297157042181918720

https://twitter.com/baddieShe/status/297156992269705216

https://twitter.com/Mz_C_Roc_/status/297156572717654017

https://twitter.com/_CallMeDom_/status/297156215551717376

https://twitter.com/jwillztaughtyou/status/297156053160837120

https://twitter.com/PursuitOfArete/status/297154416807653376

https://twitter.com/_deidraaa/status/297154264231444480

https://twitter.com/YourStarrAngel/status/297147967327072256

https://twitter.com/masterduo/status/297124056593997824

https://twitter.com/Irish_Jeff/status/297122478449381376

https://twitter.com/marian0121/status/297114580516225024

https://twitter.com/RichardCrandle/status/297092325627273216

https://twitter.com/LaurieHaverkamp/status/297088394243231744

Correction: We accidentally included a tweet from @belmoreart whose RT was intended to make conservative friends aware of this story. We apologize!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Lots of anger and hatred in Leftyville.

    In other words, it’s Thursday.

    • TocksNedlog

      IOW, any day that ends in “y”.

    • V the K

      Anger, ignorance, stupidity.. it’s what the left is made of.

    • Horatio Cornwallis

      Check out literallyunbelievable.org to see people
      (mostly conservative) overreacting like this to stories from The Onion. There
      are stupid & gullible people on both sides.

      • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

        Weak.

    • Horatio Cornwallis

      Check out literallyunbelievable.org to see people
      (mostly conservative) overreacting like this to stories from The Onion. There
      are stupid & gullible people on both sides.

  • Steve_J

    Just by reading the tweets the racists can be easily identified. So can the L.I.V’s.

  • Michelle

    MSM has made mental slaves of them all. Each and everyone of them has their minds in chains placed by the MSM and they don’t even know it.

  • http://twitter.com/joeshamus Joe Shamus

    …in case anyone has any trouble understanding how the Democrats make a living off race baiting.

  • The Left Is Evil

    Stupidity needs no comment…Right?–>> @LaurieHaverkamp What a bunch of idiots….

  • Lynda Grlffin

    Just proves the media KNOWS they can print ANYTHING and the Brain Dead Just Believe it without questioning the source or the content…. Boycott lamestream media. Liberals are the Most racist hateful people and can’t stand it that Christians have always accepted people for who they are but do question their morals and values which most in Leftyville no longer have either!

    • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

      And would “accepting people for whom they are” also apply to Rick Warren and his Christian flock in the southern baptist congress who only recently accepted blacks as people, and who still do not accept the lesbian/gay community? I guess it takes a Canuck to point out that your Christian right is not so moral, or Christian. When in doubt, ask “What would Jesus do? In this case, the answer is that this entire post is out of line. Yea, you’re a real Christian. In your dreams.

      • Loretta Westin

        ^ CBC un-edumacated.

        • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

          It’s quite entertaining to see the U.S. left and right at loggerheads. And, as one who has no religion, to see the ‘”Christian’s” act as disciples of Beelzebub.

          • TocksNedlog

            And it’s equally entertaining to see “one who has no religion” acting like a hate-filled troll.
            Oh wait, not “entertaining”. What’s that other word . . .

          • Jeff Coil

            It is amazing how you people with “no religion” use small samples to represent the larger whole. Any scientist will tell you that is just plain stupid. But pure hate is what I have come to expect from you leftist. Hate and ignorance.

          • Corey Dennison

            And, as one who has no religion, to see the ‘”Christian’s” act as disciples of Beelzebub
            .
            The butt-hurt is strong in this one.

          • V the K

            And it’s interesting to see a smug, condescending lefty who thinks plural words are made with apostrophes.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

            Wait, wait, lemme try!

            It’s intriguing to perceive a group I do not identify with engaging in activities I neither understand nor experience, therefore they are clearly a giant bunch of douchebags. (Did I spell douchebag right?)

          • V the K

            Well-done. Leftists hate and fear that which they do not understand.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            You must be absolutely thrilled with the Mohammedans, then.

          • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

            Salaam al leikum.

      • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

        I see your deflector shields are up and functioning well…way to dodge the topic at hand.

      • TocksNedlog

        What year was it that the Southern Baptist Congress “accepted blacks as people”?

        Oh, and while we’re at it, What is the Southern Baptist “Congress”, anyway?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

      now, when you say always, are you counting the days of human chattel?

  • Georgine Kratzer

    THEY(LIBERALS) ARE THE TRUE RACISTS LETS BE HONEST

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Albert-Dailey/1645539954 Albert Dailey

    WHAT DUMBASSES

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Albert-Dailey/1645539954 Albert Dailey

    TRUE STORY, some of these people believe that a natural born citizen is one born VAGINALLY

    • Victoria

      That’s classic!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

      VAGINA. You’re right, it looks better in all caps.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      I’ve seen that, and I’m pretty sure that’s a spoof. Let’s not fall into the same trap they did.

      /Although I do admit, it’s hard to tell sometimes a real lefty from someone trying to spoof one!

  • Margo Channing

    I love dummies.

  • chuck146

    AFTER HAVING A TWITTER ACCOUNT CLOSED FOR SUPPOSEDLY A BAD REMARK I MADE, I READ ALL OF THIS, AND WONDER WHAT KIND OF FREAKY PEOPLE DECIDE WHO CAN AND CAN’T COMMENT ON TWITTER.

    • TocksNedlog

      Perhaps it wasn’t what you said, but HOW you said it?

  • peteee363

    i am guessing ann is owed fifty apologies? not from me though, i still resent her pimping romney, i don’t even look at her website anymore. she is not a racist, or homophobe, she loves the log cabin republicans, and attends thier events. but i am not sure about her loyalty to the conservative movement?

  • Pablo

    They seem to be confusing Ann Coulter with Tim Jacob Wise. https://twitter.com/AndrewBreitbart/status/170289944647049219

  • FFlintstone

    The sad part is that some of those 50 idiots will never know the truth. They’ll go the rest of their life thinking Coulter won’t fly with black pilots. They’ll tell their friends this story. Their friends will think its true. It’ll become a giant game of telephone.

    There’s a YouTube thread of top 10 horrible things Rush Limbaugh said. 8-10 of them are either false or taken out of context. This is the only way the left can try to persuade people. Facts are rarely on their side, so they smear.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

      It’s so sad that people will never know how nice Ann Coulter really is.

  • patrick quinn

    Have you ever seen so many stupid people in one place at one time….Jaysus …please go to a different school…I’m Beggin’ ya’…

    • patrick quinn

      actually only one of them read the article and he told two people, and they told two people…and…

    • Jd1367

      “Have you ever seen so many stupid people in one place at one time” — Yes, Obama’s inauguration

      • peteee363

        sorry, i missed you post, great minds, huh?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

        I think Paul Ryan was in the viewing stand, just fyi….

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Touche`, sir.

    • peteee363

      didn’t you watch the obama inauguration? quite a few were spotted there.

      • Smokey Behr

        800k people, and only 7 missed work.

        • TocksNedlog

          I don’t think any of them miss it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vanessahampton.wolford Vanessa Hampton Wolford

    And the stupid shall inherit your wealth.

  • Kevin Roe

    So ignorant!! The idiots who believed the story, that is.

  • mhojai

    it’s no wonder that the jugeared marxist clown got re-elected…it’s what msm and academia have been working for all these years…a constituency of total gullible morons

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

    This Canadian has heard Ann Coulter speak on a few occasions. Though the story is fake, it’s too close to what one could expect of Ann Coulter, so I would not call those fifty people stupid. Ignorant perhaps for acting without checking their facts. Stupidity is thinking they are dumb for ascribing an action to Ann Coulter that could reasonably be expected of Ann.

    • peteee363

      canada, isn’t that where it is against the law to be politically incorrect?

    • Smokey Behr

      STFU and go back to waiting 6 months for that operation, or forever for that cancer treatment. Hockey sucks, Labatts sucks, and Tim Horton’s sucks.

      • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

        Oh, reallyl? Like those 50 other idiots you should have checked your facts from a reliable source. My BFF had a heart valve replacement within a week of diagnosis. My mother in law had cancer treatment just as fast. However, if covered, you would have to wait for your penile implant as that is an elective surgery. All free of course (paid through our taxes).

        • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

          My BFF had a heart valve replacement within a week of diagnosis. My mother in law had cancer treatment just as fast.
          .
          You’re bragging about that? Huh. Well, down here, that sort of timeline is EXPECTED to be met, every time. I guess that’s what you guys get for having lowered standards–>you’re proud of what we consider to be normal. By the way, our elective surgeries are that fast as well.

          • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

            Actually, the best healthcare, as many Americans have discovered is in communist Cuba where they have a lower infant mortality rate than the U.S. I’ve met some, while on a stopover in Toronto to remain undetected, on route to get top quality fast discounted healthcare in Cuba . And my rich N.Y. jewish friends, go to Mexico City for high end discounted cosmetic surgery. Who’d a thunk? .

          • Jeff Coil

            If Cuba had the best healthcare, why did Castro go to Spain? You really believe those lies in “Sicko”? How stupid can you get? “Discounted cosmetic surgery” in Mexico? ROTFLMAO. Also, if Cuba is so great, why are thousands of Cubans risking their very lives to reach Florida? You are such a joke.
            Reminds me of a well-documented news report here not too long ago. Some Canadian parents were desperate to get their sick infant medical treatment in the US because the Canadian health system REFUSED LIFE SAVING MEDICAL TREATMENT. So tell me, how does that make your health care better?
            Rant all you want, troll. We know the truth.

          • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

            They have a lower infant mortality soley due to what they count as a ‘live birth.’ In America, we count EVERY baby that comes out of their mother alive. Other places like Cuba, not so much. But the fact that YOU think Cuba is so great shows how ill-informed you are:
            .
            http://cubadata.blogspot.com/2010/03/cubas-healthcare-horror.html
            .
            Yeah, gotta get me some of this healtchcare:
            .
            http://frontpagemag.com/2010/humberto-fontova/cuba%e2%80%99s-healthcare-horror/

          • peteee363

            if they would use the same standards for reporting in cuba, and the rest of the world, as we do here in the usa, you would see we are tops in the world. most countries do not report infants who die very young, so this lack of reporting the young births skews the statistics. also, in cuba the “great healthcare” is not for the regular citizens, but only the ruling class. the regular citizens are given asprin, and told to lump it.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            Oh man, you’re in the good Canayjun pharmaceuticals again, aren’t you? Who was it, the Newfie Premier who came to the States for heart surgery he couldn’t get at home? And since you are so steeped in profound ignorance, let me enlighten you further — First, if you know the term “Potemkin village,” that will clue you in as to the truth about Cuba’s health care. Second, the US has a different calculus for infant mortality than the rest of the world. I won’t burden you with the details, since you are obviously so smart you can look them up for verification as easily as I can, but the bottom line is that we count extremely prematures as live births, whether the baby lives or not. Most other places don’t record it as a birth until the baby can be counted as surviving. So there are many, many infant deaths which don’t even get recorded; that is why our infant mortality spikes higher.

            I’d say nice try, but I thought all that was well known by all but the most deliberately ignorant leftard trolls and the simply stupid.

        • mrbadhabit

          my aunt waited 14 weeks and 2 strokes for an Angioplast.. till my uncle loaded her up in the car and Drove her to Seattle, where she was on the operating table withing 4 hours… try telling HER a lifelong born Canadian that Your healthcare is worth a Fuck.. id Love to see her beat your ass to a pulp for such nonsense

        • TocksNedlog

          By all means, feel free to never cross the border seeking treatment.

          • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

            See my post about Cuba and Mexico. Trust me, if my coverage should fail me, and I doubt it will, I’m en route to Havana, again.

          • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

            See my post about the horros of Cuban ‘health’ care.
            .
            Why do libs believe every piece of communist propoganda they read about?
            .
            Now, do you care to get back on the topic?

          • TocksNedlog

            You’ve been to Havana before, comrade?

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Fake but accurate, eh?

      • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

        True, clever lefty ‘baiting’ exposes those who didn’t research. BTW, our health care system ( at least Ontario’s) is doing just fine. Actually for a government run system it has garnered accolades, contrary to what American’s think is possible from a government run system.

        • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

          Yeah, you guys have a great health system, as long as we exist as your backstop. Plus, for some strange reason, your government leaders love coming here for care. Wonder why that is….
          .
          But don’t take my word for it, here are a couple of Canadians with a hidden camera showing the ineptitude of your system:
          http://hotair.com/archives/2009/07/14/video-crowders-magnum-opus-on-canadacare/
          .
          But how’s about we get back on topic: Liberal morons (and some Canadians) fell for a totally fake story, and some of you still want to think that the spirit of the story may be true, based on your own biases and preconceived notions..
          .
          You know, a highly-praised, award-winnning ‘journalist’ pushed the same line of thinking when he foisted a fake document on the American people during a heated Presidential campaign, and fell back on your ‘fake but accurate’ line of defense. He was promptly FIRED by his company.
          .
          “Fake but accurate.” I wish you guys knew how insane you sound when you pop off like that.

        • TocksNedlog

          So, now The Daily Currant was ‘baiting leftys’?

          Ya know, shooting fish in a barrel does not require the use of any bait.

        • Netmilsmom

          Then why is our Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit stuffed with Canadians from Ontario? Kim Jong Il is loved by the North Koreans.

    • TocksNedlog

      She “could reasonably be expected” to be a racist?

      Puck you!

      • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

        What our Canadian guest, Mr Diggins, is exhibiting is a classic case of projection. It quickly occurs to him to think this way, so he attributes that same line of thought to Ms. Coulter.
        .
        As a group, American lefties enagage in projection more than any other I’ve ever seen.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Oh, how precious! Another “It’s phony, but it SOUNDS like something we’d like to believe, so we’ll call it true.” Like the billshirt about Chrysler and Chinese Jeeps.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

    By the way, congratulations of your re-election of Obama as President. All of Canada was behind him (as are most of the free world) but alas, we could not vote.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Canada was behind him (as are most of the free world) but alas, we could not vote” That’s only because you (and apparently the rest of the free world) don’t have to live with the consequenses of electing that jug-eared moron a second time, and you all are more than happy to see us sink down to your level.
      .
      But the larger point is: in the end, no one here cares what you think about our electoral process. I’d say you should start looking after the thistles in your own backyard (failing national health syatem, thought police, etc) before you look over the fence into our back yard.
      .
      By the way, care to get back on the topic at hand?

    • YeahWeWill

      Speaking of mental midgets, nice profile pic “Brad” bahahaha yeah that works.

    • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

      You can have him………Ya want a bow on his head, all pretty like.

    • Michelle

      All of Canada, eh? I’ve got about 20 family members up there who would disagree with ya. You Canadians who think you speak for everyone really crack the rest of us up.

  • Smokey Behr

    Daily Currant Troll Level: OVER 9000!!!!!!

  • SanDiegoMerchantServices

    There’s 50 of Obama’s best voters

    • TocksNedlog

      And every single one of them complained when the payroll tax returned to its old level.

  • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

    Ah, these must be all the edumucated liberals I heard about.

  • TocksNedlog

    Emotion is everything; truth is secondary.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

      I can’t tell if you’re being liberal or conservative. Please clarify.

      • TocksNedlog

        Cute

  • http://ownthenarrative.com/user/29 Sarge_87

    What Richard fails to include in his cherry picked statistics about the Cuban healthcare system is the abortion rate is 1 in 3, which skews the so-called infant mortality rate as fetuses are ordered aborted by the government if they show any sign of abnormalities. This tactic all but insures there will be no dragging down of their system by chronic and handicapped children.

    Also, the first rate facilities are reserved for medical tourism — not the Cuban people, who are treated like cattle in second rate facilities that resemble 60’s war triage wards. Only the rich and those of means get healthcare. The poor in those countries get little care if any. Oh, and good luck getting an ambulance for emergencies as most are in a state of disrepair or out of gas because those luxuries of spare parts and gasoline are reserved for the military.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      That’s the thing about Commies / Soclialist / Lefties: they all love their eugenics!

      • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

        Soclialist? Appears there’s enough butt-hurt to go around. BTW. It’s flattering that you think I’m a leftie. Actually, a Liberal: a member of the middle ground Canadian political party that mixes Reaganomics with a social conscience.

    • http://www.facebook.com/richard.diggins.98 Richard Diggins

      Kudos to you for a thoughtful and fairly accurate reply. I chose Cuba because the mere mention of that country raises American ire: not a good choice. However, several studies still put 49 other countries ahead of the States in addressing infant mortality rates and Canada is 10 places ahead of you in spite of our poor treatment for first nations people.
      One thing that we do agree on is that there are places where only the rich and those of means get healthcare. That’s why I like my Ontario universal health care system. Yes, it needs improvement but I’ve never met an Ontarian who’d replace it because it provides equal access for all to healthcare. It may not be America’s choice, that’s yours to decide. What I resent is the opponents of Canada’s universal healthcare maligning it based on no real first hand experience. Having said that, healthcare is provincially managed so it may not be the same in all provinces.

  • Jeff Coil

    Do these people EVER check their facts before making threats?

    • mike_in_kosovo

      If they checked facts, they wouldn’t be liberals.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

        Is that a fact? (*suspicious face*)

    • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

      No.

  • Daniel Lewis

    Obama delegates

  • $129448

    Can any of these idiots read? This is what elected the psycho leftist loony for another 4 years. The majority of these tweets are from angry, dumb black people, this is frightening….where are all the unicorns & Rainbows Prez Obama????

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

      I know! Why would angry, dumb black people think conservatives are racist?!?

      • $129448

        are you trying to say that the posts aren’t from angry dumb black people??? Don’t forget racism works both ways.

    • Guest

      Love it. I have little doubt that over half of American is populated with idiots!

    • dochunter

      Love it. More than half of America is populated with idiots.

  • $129448

    you think these morons know how dumb they are?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503592672 April Harrison

      You should tell them!!!!!!!

  • Jeanette Victoria

    Obama voters

  • JINNASH

    I wonder how many of these suckers voted for O?

  • BlueStateRepub

    Just in case anyone was still wondering how Obama got elected twice.

    • dochunter

      Little doubt in my mind. We’re populated with idiots.

  • NCRelite

    Fake or not the story did what it was intended to do, slander Ann Coulter

  • NCRelite

    Fake or not the story did what it was intended to do, slander Ann Coulter

  • Botzilla

    This is the reason Obama was reelected…sad but true.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Oh, the good ol Daily Cu(rre)nt. He’s stirred up trouble around here before, in person, no less.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Q: What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

    A: A pilot! What are you? Racist?!??

  • $129448

    seriously, people are still reading this & haven’t figured it out?? Dirk Diggler, really???? God Help us all.

  • Lawrence J. Patti

    Screw this! So what if it isn’t true? We know the real truth about Ann Coulter’s racism and McCarthyism enough. I wouldn’t care what any of you con-tards think!