Eight people came up to me at an LA market today, urging me to continue with gun control campaign. The @NRA does NOT speak for America.—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 27, 2013
Twitter users gasp for breath. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but Piers Morgan really abuses the privilege.
Piers Morgan met 8 people picking over the arugula and they all decided that guns are icky. And the arugula was wilted. So there.—
Rachel (@esqcapades) January 27, 2013
Boom! Of course, lapdogs in the media ignored that.
The “Straw Men Eight!” Oh, that’s perfect.
Go out and mingle with the “unwashed masses“? That’s far too icky!
And a hashtag enters the hilarious mix.
Keep it coming, Twitter! If you can somehow manage to carry on after learning about all eight people who allegedly support Musket Morgan. Of course, they may have only encouraged him in order to point and snicker at him. That seems most likely.