Eight people came up to me at an LA market today, urging me to continue with gun control campaign. The @NRA does NOT speak for America.
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Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 27, 2013Isn’t he just precious? Eight people told him! Why, that’s almost as many people as attend Sandra Fluke rallies. Case. Closed.
Twitter users gasp for breath. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but Piers Morgan really abuses the privilege.
EIGHT whole people came up to pat you on the back, @piersmorgan? In Los Angeles? Wow. That really is a comprehensive slice of America!—
ZoeyCat (@zoeythegreat) January 28, 2013
Piers Morgan met 8 people picking over the arugula and they all decided that guns are icky. And the arugula was wilted. So there.—
Rachel (@esqcapades) January 27, 2013
.@piersmorgan 8 whole people! Zomg that's so many people!!—
Andrew Staroska (@OHCONSERVATISM) January 27, 2013
And you do? MT @piersmorgan: Eight people came up, urging me to continue with gun control campaign. The @NRA does NOT speak for America.—
Gregoré (@greg_zemaitis) January 27, 2013
@piersmorgan @nra this may be you're dumbest tweet yet! Eight people? Look at the shelves of gun stores they are empty! America wants guns!—
Mike Fitzgerald (@Fitz152) January 27, 2013
Yes, look at the shelves, Piers. And what about that increase in NRA membership that you helped spark, Musket? Bless your heart.
200 ppl pointed and said "Look its that idiot Piers Morgan." MT @piersmorgan
Eight people came up to me at an LA market today, urging me to—
Orangeblossom Cotton (@BeverlyHobbit) January 27, 2013
@piersmorgan @NRA Eight whole people? Wow, game over. Throw in the towel NRA. Piers has an army of 8. In the LA area no less!—
Ben (@BenK84) January 27, 2013
Eight people came up to me and told me you're a douchebag @piersmorgan. Eight. #mandate—
Ben Howe (@BenHowe) January 27, 2013
I call bullshit. RT @RileyRebel129 @piersmorgan Eight people came to me at an LA market today, urging me to continue gun control campaign.—
Keith Burgin (@KeithBurgin) January 27, 2013
If 8 people had tried to invade your house you wouldn't be asking why someone needs a 10 round magazine. @piersmorgan—
Jim J (@anthropocon) January 27, 2013
@anthropocon @piersmorgan @NRA receives millions new membs in just mnths& piers talks to 8 ppl that agree with him & now knws what USA wants—
Dan Raunig (@Danjoe55) January 27, 2013
@piersmorgan @NRA and 8 Californians and a #Brit speak for #Americans? Try again Piers. #NotHardly #2A—
Sylvan Rodriguez (@sylvanrodriguez) January 27, 2013
@piersmorgan 500,000 people were at the March for Life, but I don't see "Planned Parenthood doesn't speak for America" from you. @nra—
Leah (@gopfirecracker) January 27, 2013
Boom! Of course, lapdogs in the media ignored that.
@piersmorgan @NRA Funny thing Piers is you do not speak for me. The "Straw Men Eight" do not speak for me. "The Constitution does.—
Kellie Gilmore (@KellieCGilmore) January 28, 2013
The “Straw Men Eight!” Oh, that’s perfect.
@piersmorgan @nra Wow Piers! 8 whole people in L.A. huh? I bet you could have said 28 in San Fran or Oregon! Try shopping in middle America!—
Chris Dollarton (@CDollarton) January 27, 2013
Go out and mingle with the “unwashed masses“? That’s far too icky!
“@piersmorgan: Eight people came up to me at an LA market today, urging me to continue with gun control campaign. " Piers Morgan is an idiot—
Justin Whitley (@JWhitty5) January 27, 2013
Yes. Google search has already established that one.
@CnservativePunk @piersmorgan One day, 8 people told me I should be president. I don't know how I didn't get on the ballot w/that majority.—
SuperChick (@lembas_n_coffee) January 27, 2013
And a hashtag enters the hilarious mix.
#8PeopleToldMe another awesome hashtag compliments of @piersmorgan the #WhineyWanker of London—
Kurtis Marsh (D) (@kurtismarsh) January 27, 2013
#8PeopleToldMe that Te'o's girlfriend was real. So it must be true.—
SuperChick (@lembas_n_coffee) January 27, 2013
#8PeopleToldMe that criminals will follow laws, therefore I shall postulate on the effectiveness of gun laws.—
SuperChick (@lembas_n_coffee) January 27, 2013
#8PeopleToldMe it's not ok to hate, unless the person being hated is a conservative. then hate away. #2MinutesHate—
James Riley, Jr. (@jamesrileyjr) January 28, 2013
Keep it coming, Twitter! If you can somehow manage to carry on after learning about all eight people who allegedly support Musket Morgan. Of course, they may have only encouraged him in order to point and snicker at him. That seems most likely.
