Nude Obama on a unicorn … and other stuff of nightmares

https://twitter.com/MenofEtsy/status/286552147099787264

Here at Twitchy, we’re nothing if not connoisseurs of fine art. We’re also givers. That’s why we’ve culled some magnificent paintings of our even more magnificent leader from across the Twitterverse.

Yeah, some of the stuff is actually pretty decent:

https://twitter.com/davidcooperphot/status/288437496688300034

https://twitter.com/JayTee330/status/293467916479918082

Some of it … isn’t:

https://twitter.com/RonKeas/status/287672812863361024

https://twitter.com/singlegirlguide/status/288484947839315968

https://twitter.com/Monelnyc/status/288055027946373120

https://twitter.com/ssalga1/status/292858459777560576

Some of it borders on the downright bizarre:

https://twitter.com/SalientScofield/status/288315281959436289

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/293445415787970563

https://twitter.com/sarosie74/status/293531070207508480

https://twitter.com/hlmalik/status/293852958750289922

And, well, the rest hurtles head-first over the cliff of taste and cruelly sprains the imagination:

https://twitter.com/PainterPancakes/status/293462193503088640

https://twitter.com/thisisjohnbook/status/287822904039731200

Clearly those unicorns know something we don’t. Hopefully Obamacare covers emotional scarring.

https://twitter.com/PainterPancakes/status/292958747326824449

Obama and pancakes

Who wants pancakes?

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Obama couldn’t care less about any of these artists, and would never want to meet them. Ever. And that makes me laugh.

    • $36103485

      ya, that’s funny. LOL

  • Taylor Lake

    The naked Unicorn art dates back to the 2008 campaign. Mercifully, it wasn’t picked up on again in 2012 — I think even his most homo-erotic art-maggot supporters couldn’t work themselves up to that level of enthusiasm again (although I’m sure that Chris Matthews has a few of those paintings hanging in his home…).

    • journogal

      At least a few…

    • alumin

      LOL…especially the naked ones! They send a thrill up his leg!

    • $36103485

      Homo-erotic? that does it for you. Maybe you should be posting on Outweek.com?

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    funny thing is that we were talking im my history of art class today how romans used art as a political propaganda. yet, none of them were represented naked and the teacher said “now arent we fortunate? can you imagine a political figure naked?”
    and now this

  • Txgirlinnh

    Wow that last one is particularly ummmmm interesting? Also, the one with him and a naked FLOTUS will give me nightmares for years to come.

    • journogal

      Did you read there is an upcoming and coming (no pun intended) erotic novel about the first couple?

      • Txgirlinnh

        Lol I saw that yesterday on drudge! I still haven’t been able to keep any food down thanks to the excerpts from the book. Seriously there are just some things you can un-see or un-read-ugh.

        • journogal

          I am not sure what goes through people’s mind…

          • Txgirlinnh

            The cultish obsession libs have with these two is frightening!

          • GaylePutt

            clearly nothing….

      • Emily B

        50 Shades of Lies

      • http://twitter.com/dvle2258 dovie leboeuf

        What she watches while men pleasure him lol tht would be about all it wld be

      • GaylePutt

        Gross… (shuddering)

  • golfmax13

    Hey is it just me or is there a lady’s private part on that last one?

    • journogal

      I am seeing both a male and female…

    • Leon Goudikian

      Those are pancakes.

    • http://twitter.com/zzyzxbaker Zzyzx Road

      I just don’t have the mind of an enlightened artist. Would have never thought to put facial features on the head of a penis. Waaaaay existential.

      • GaylePutt

        ROFLMAO

  • rinodino

    Only Conservatives would be interested in Obama and Michelle O nude art?….. Hmmm, I wonder why?

    • grais

      Are those actually questions?

  • Chip

    coming to HUD housing near you…..

  • grais

    Good Lord…!

  • pinupartist

    My 2 toddler sons create obama portrait sculptures daily in their diapers 😉

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Now that I have gouged BOTH of my eyes out….

    • GaylePutt

      really

  • Jim J

    Forgot this one. http://j.mp/VkIS91

  • Tirebiter

    If I were rich, I’d buy that crap to use for targets.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      If I were rich, I’d buy it as targets for my crap.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBeq0i03bg Booker

    That naked unicorn….urgh.

  • http://twitter.com/lazypadawan lazypadawan

    Destined for Regretsy.com.

  • http://twitter.com/dvle2258 dovie leboeuf

    Who wants any kind of pic of ovomit?? And everyone knows he prefers men instead!! Michelle is to make him appear like a normal american family!!!

    • GaylePutt

      The kids are probably rented. lol

  • Richard Willey

    They should make a painting with the statue of liberty bent over and Obama humping her from behind.

  • JINNASH

    These people are wierd.

  • $129448

    Just a few paintings that will never gain in value