Hell freezes over: Lady Gaga performs at White House staff inaugural ball

Twitter is abuzz with photos of Lady Gaga performing at tonight’s inaugural ball for White House staff. Yes, you read that correctly. Lady Gaga is being allowed to perform at an official White House function. It was a private event, which kept the press from going gaga over the musical entertainment. In other news, Hell’s first outdoor skating rink will have its grand opening next week.

What is the world coming to?

And finally, the crowning indignity:

No, Tony, no! Resist the dark side! You must!

The performance seems to have gone over well with the White House staff, who are solidly in Gaga’s demographic.

If this is any indication, we’re in for a long four years.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    are those eyeballs on that dress?

    • 1SkepticalChick

      I was thinking giant fish eggs.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

        it also looks like those ping pong balls with numbers on them that they use for bingo.

    • NRPax

      It’s the gouged out eyes of the audience members that couldn’t take it anymore.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      The All-Seeing Eyes of Lucifer. He approves, don’ ya know.

  • twinx

    “…which brings the average age up, quite a bit.” But, unfortunately, not the brain average.

  • twinx

    That’s a DUDE, man!

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      remove the “e” and you’ll have it right

      • twinx

        LOL. I’ll settle for both!

  • Cal

    This article is so rude, she looked great and I am sure her performance with Tony was amazing as usual.

  • Cal

    This article is so rude, she looked great and I am sure her performance with Tony was amazing as usual.

  • nc

    Every time you think BHO can’t drag us down any lower, he does.

  • Melissa Scott

    GAGA The GREAT !! I want that green Jacket. Gaga is rocking that outfit. I get to see her live at her BORN THIS WAY BALL CONCERT next month. I am so excited.
    Lady Gaga Offers Counseling Before Each Concert”

  • Guest

    “judge me by those with whom I surround myself”
    Emperor Classless I

  • Lady 12

    What on earth is she wearing?

  • madian_kikyou

    Such an appropriate preview picture. I always knew she thought the world revolved around her. yukyukyuk
    those pics. WHAT is she wearing?! Cotton balls? THAT’S RAAAAAAACIST!

  • J.N. Ashby

    Lady Gaga’s starting to look like a Doctor Who villain.

  • Ziad

    People here dare to think they’re better than Lady Gaga? The shamelessness lmao

  • http://twitter.com/KALKAM71 KALKAM

    Debbie Gibson was hotter…

    • AmandaJeff Day

      Still is.

  • AmandaJeff Day

    One thing is for sure. When America goes full on Hunger Games, she will definitely be an inhabitant of the Capitol. I wonder if Effie Trinket’s look was based on hers?

    • Raye09

      google “panem et circenses” it’s what the media has been doing for a while