‘He low key grabbed that booty’: Obama’s hands roam during dance with FLOTUS; Swooning ensues

What would it take for the fawning Left to have even more blind respect for The Lightbringer? Evidently, “fondling” the first lady during their dance at the inaugural ball:

Just imagine the cries of “ZOMG sexism!!1111!” if it had been Mitt and Ann Romney up on that stage.

The most hilarious part? This has to be the tamest butt-grab ever.

But that didn’t stop admirers of Michelle and Barack Obama from swooning over the kinda-sorta-yeah-not-really-presidential grope.

Because really, isn’t that what love is all about?

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