‘He low key grabbed that booty’: Obama’s hands roam during dance with FLOTUS; Swooning ensues

What would it take for the fawning Left to have even more blind respect for The Lightbringer? Evidently, “fondling” the first lady during their dance at the inaugural ball:

Just imagine the cries of “ZOMG sexism!!1111!” if it had been Mitt and Ann Romney up on that stage.

The most hilarious part? This has to be the tamest butt-grab ever.

But that didn’t stop admirers of Michelle and Barack Obama from swooning over the kinda-sorta-yeah-not-really-presidential grope.

Because really, isn’t that what love is all about?

  • Bob Smooper

    I love you Barack :)

    • TocksNedlog

      Aww, nothing sweeter than a man-crush from across the pond. #BritDownLow

      • lainer51

        it does warm one’s heart, doesn’t it?
        The only thing missing is Barry in his Mom jeans and bicycle helmet..

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          Well, Larry Sinclair is missing too.

    • grais

      Do you think he reads Twitchy?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        I can imagine the Secret Service reads his fan boy letters, so there’s that.

      • Grumpa Grumpus

        Only if they put it on TOTUS….

    • Helena Starke

      GAG !!!!!!!

    • NachoCheese (D)

      Ahhh a member of the cult of personality.

      What flavor is the collective’s kool aid today?

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      he can’t hear you, chumpstain!

    • $5326605

      He love you long time. You bring vaseline.

  • grais

    His hands sure look little.

    • TocksNedlog

      A friend of mine back in the day,
      Had this thing that he’d aways say,
      When any thick chick came our way:
      “Damn, that girl’s got a whole hell of a lotta ass!”

    • Cindi Taylor

      Maybe he wants to save the rest of it for the next four years. lots of ground to cover!

      • Cindi Taylor

        Impossible to take all that in in one swift move!

    • $5326605

      And her butt huge.

  • TocksNedlog

    It’s a habit of his to grab people in the wallet.


    Why is there no class anymore? And it’s all on display through the internet.

    • $21367552

      I agree, so much vile classless hate in the comment section of pretty much any Twitchy article.

      • Teresa Davis McCormick

        yes but dear we are commenting on something that was on a news show so we are making classless comments about a classless story. Can you understand now? I guess we should say OH HOW CUTE! ASS Grabbing!?

      • Silenttype78

        You know what? It is just SCARY that you Obama-Zombies are so infatuated with him that you do not see anything wrong with…..well… I guess anything that he does.

        It’s been interesting to watch you Jim Jones types come out of the wood work to defend a man that has reaffirmed all of the things you claimed to have been so against when Bush did them.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        And you wallowing in the middle of it, dickanon. Have you booed a United States Senator lately, while the eyes of the world were watching what was once not a partisan head-stomping victory orgy?

  • Danny Wheeler

    Till next time, stay classy.

  • Ronald

    Much ado about nothing.

  • NachoCheese (D)

    The use of the hashtag “#hood” in conjunction with a reference to the President of the United States is not something to be proud of.

    Welcome to the fall of Rome.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    As gigantic as her ass is, I imagine it was hard to miss it. Everybody in the room either had their hands in their pockets, or they were on Michelle’s ass. I think a taxi driver passing by outside even had his hand on Michelle’s ass. We’ll eventually get the bill to have the doorways widened in the White House if she doesn’t stop feeding it so much.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      No kidding, looks like her ass needs a Planned Parenthood visit for a free late-term abortion.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Hey, dickanon, is that low class tacky enough for you?

    • $5326605

      Beep beep beep – LOOK OUT!! She’s backing up!!

  • Joseph Phillips

    Amazing the lack of class this guy has – at least he knows his base.

  • GaryTheBrave

    That kind of slow dance is what they do in jr. high school. Mr an’ Mrs Obama, ya’s ain’t in skool no mo’.

    • Junie3

      Progressives, libs, marxist whatever you want to call them never mature past age 17. None act like adults, watch them.

  • Silenttype78

    Well,his inappropriate ass grabbing ,and Michelle’s total lack of manners while eating (hunched over plate with elbow on the table) show their total lack of sophistication. I think it is pretty hard to argue that these people are worthy of the House they occupy.

    Of course, lib-progs reject manners. They view them as tools of the “white establishment”.

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    In the pic, it looks to me that his just resting his hands on the booty bump, not really grabbing. He has to rest those arms ya know, finger pointing after 4 years gives them a real work out.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Obama with a hand on M.’s booty, thinking of Harry Reid the entire time. What…he’s the one who likes old white guys.

  • Agent_Zeero

    Reggie Love is probably saying: “That’s how he used to do me”

  • conservativemomma

    They were definitely trying too hard yesterday. Apparently it works for their base.

  • http://twitter.com/opus_6 soccer mom

    The times Obama is caught checking women out it is always looking at their @$$. I wonder why that is? #buttboy

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Can’t imagine, I’d figure him for a catcher more than a pitcher.

      • GaryTheBrave

        He played football in high school. Started as a tight end and finished as a wide receiver.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Grabbed it? How the hell could he miss it?

    • http://twitter.com/bruce47w Bruce Warner

      I’m surprised that he could even get his arms around her rather large girth to grab her butt.

    • $5326605

      On the very rare occasions Barry has sex with the Mooch the Secret Service straps a board to his backside first. They are afraid he will fall in and never be seen again.

  • kssturgis62

    So the Sheep now are excited over his hands on her butt. So now we know what excites his followers, anything and everything to only do with SEX. From Free Birth control to this.

  • Junie3

    Soon his adoring cult members will be bending over while he grabs thier asses.

  • Spiegels

    WHO CARES?! I’m sick of focusing on stuff like this.

    • lainer51

      then don’t

    • $5326605

      Stop looking at the Mooch’s ass.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Nice dance moves. Haven’t seen a slow dance like that since middle school.

  • $27789750

    It was calculated just as everything else he does.

  • wyatt81

    The blind obedience, fawning, excuse making, drooling, and worshipful attitudes of O’s supporters is terrifying. The dumbing down and culture corruption of the last 40 years has taken solid root in his mind numbed and brown shirted worshippers.


      My favorite talking point from the “O” cult….That they are “above” religion; and they say this while worshiping him.

  • Sharpshooter

    As big as that ass is, how could he NOT grab it, its all over the place!

    • GaryTheBrave

      Maybe he’s trying to rein it in before it hurts somebody.

  • ceemack

    Stay classy, Barry.

  • scubaski00

    LOL…we can just call him “ASSMAN” as in the classic Seinfeld episode!! It’s fits him literally and figuratively!! :)

  • lainer51

    How could he miss it?

  • Smeethow

    It was just a, for the camera moment, nothing else.

  • BeeKaaay

    He has to pretend he loves her. Then he goes back to looking at himself in the mirror, his true love.

    • $5326605

      And waiting for Sloe Joe to put his kneepads on.

  • Mapache

    Me thinks he protests too much…..typical high profile demonstration of faux sexual interest…..now where’s my Reggie!

  • Cindi Taylor

    That is one large ass, for not wanting large asses at the WH. I guess she has a lot of “room” to talk!

  • Cindi Taylor

    He’s probably thinking, “Does this ass make my hands look small?”

  • $5326605

    With that humongous ass, how do you AVOID touching it while dancing? Beep beep beep – LOOK OUT! She’s backing up!!

  • Guest

    He wasn’t grabbing her ass, he was steering it.

    • $23293071

      Well if it isn’t my cowardly contarded little stalker troll.

      You have 10 more comments that need deletion, lets get crackin’, cha-cha.

  • http://twitter.com/kmjacksw KimJW

    Fyi, having a large, shapely butt is an awesome thing for most black women…was sick 2yrs ago and lost 45lbs and my butt. I was very upset abt it…I’ve now regain my big butt and I love it!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/TVJU3Z5RYUJBSIXKGMRNNSEJDQ Mike Johnson

    I just think it’s great to have someone like Moochelle, with and a$$ that wide, telling my kids what they can and cannot eat in school.