Schumer started his remarks early. He has three minutes left per the schedule, and it looks like he plans to use it.
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Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) January 21, 2013
And that he did. Senator Schumer, as we all know, has never met a camera he doesn’t like.
This is doubtless the highlight of Sen. Schumer's career right here—
Russell Berman (@russellberman) January 21, 2013
He also apparently loves the sound of his own voice. And domes.
Shorter @ChuckSchumer "Look at that fucking dome..LOOK AT IT!" #Inaug2013—
S.M (@redsteeze) January 21, 2013
Unfortunately, Schumer didn’t go for the shorter thing during his endless Inauguration remarks.
.Schumer begs the Nation: Finish our half-finished domes! End despair, anxiety with finished domes! #inauguration—
Neil W. McCabe (@NeilWMcCabe) January 21, 2013
After Schumer, I will need no more lofty thoughts today. #inaug2013 #imgood—
(@ErikWemple) January 21, 2013
Great speech by President Schumer—
southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 21, 2013
Constitutionally, 3 more minutes talking & he's technically the president. RT @rkref: Schumer will not give up the mic—
Brendan Loy (@brendanloy) January 21, 2013
Chuck Schumer has never met a microphone or camera he didn't fall in love with.—
Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) January 21, 2013
#ObamaAccomplishments Allowed Chuck U Schumer to speak at his inauguration—
Maggie Thornton (@maggiesnotebook) January 21, 2013
Schumer clearly thought this was a newsless Sunday in Manhattan.—
Jim Roberts (@nytjim) January 21, 2013
Curious, did Schumer have this gig before he agreed to vote for Hagel?—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 21, 2013
Forgive the cynicism re Schumer, who we all know is above such quid pro quo. It's just that he's such an inspiring speaker.—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 21, 2013
Heh. And a protip for future event planners.
Chuck Schumer usually speaks at the end of ceremonies to help clear people out faster. #inaguration2013—
Sam Valley (@SamValley) January 21, 2013
Zing!




















