From his cold, dead feet: Piers Morgan reveals his love for Jimmy Choo shoes

Thank you, Ed Henry. We thought we might be the only ones amused seeing the White House press corps (and plenty of others in the media) turn into fashion writers for the night, but the Fox News correspondent got a chuckle too. Mark “Just the Facts” Knoller of CBS News managed to maintain his journalistic objectivity while keeping the public informed.

Can we get a fact check, please?

Thank you, Piers Morgan, for confirming this important breaking news.

But Piers, why do Americans think they NEED Jimmy Choos? The founders certainly weren’t thinking of Jimmy Choos when they wrote the Constitution.

  • EOD

    The only question I have is can Piers Morgan use said Choos Shoes to walk back to England?

    • George Washington Mclintock

      And, a point to your sir!

  • Stupid Republic

    And the latter day Howard Beale babbles some more nonsense.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Dress by Wu, shoes by Choo. Are the Obama’s trying to personally repay our Chinese benefactors/overlords?

  • TocksNedlog

    At $600-$800 a pair for Choo’s men’s shoes, I would much rather buy a gun and some ammo, thank you.

    • aliwilcox

      Why do you assume he’s buying men’s shoes? I enjoy the thought of him mincing around in 6″ stilettos.