White House beat or Tiger Beat? CNN journa-stalker creeps on Obama; ‘I did not intend to get in this deep’

Oh, the shame. CNN’s Tom Foreman has written a letter to President Obama every day. Every. Day. No word yet if there has been a pillow fight between him and simpering Suzanne Malveaux, who was ready to throw her panties on stage at last year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

That’s right. CNN even highlighted the creeptastic letters as something good. Foremen sadly took pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard, for the last time. Unrequited love, oh how it hurts! His first letter:

Dear Mr. President,

Congratulations! Watching you on that podium today, surrounded by so many hundreds of thousands of Americans, I could not help but feel inspired by the miracle of democracy and the greatness of our nation. I also have a question: Do you have any idea what you’ve gotten yourself into?

I know you are busy today, but call when you can.



Call me! Maybe! It gets creepier from there. He echoes the “call me” suggestion over and over. And as his letter writing obsession winds down to his alleged self-imposed cease time, you can just feel the tears. Reading his letters is totally like reading the tear-stained diary of a teenage Emo chick. Set your iPod to “Everybody Hurts,” break out the cloves for atmosphere and start reading. It will be to your benefit: Giggling is cardio!

Twitter has been buzzing over the creeptastic Foreman for days. Mockery really is the best medicine.

A Twitter account responds. It is unverified; is it the real mooning Tom Foreman?

Please be a parody account. Otherwise, that’s just sad.

Hilarity ensues, as Twitter continues to buzz with the unbelievably creepy news.

At least he didn’t stand outside the White House with a boombox playing “In Your Eyes.”


He completes him!

Don’t give him any ideas. Is another letter writing campaign on the horizon? The alleged Tom Foreman Twitter account swooned over Julie Mason a few months ago.


This Twitter user points out that Foreman isn’t really alone.

And this one puts it all in a hilarious nutshell.

Zing! It’s funny, because it’s true.

Four years in the life of a simpering teen journalist. Thanks for the giggles, at least, Mr. Foreman!

  • Steve_J

    Foreman is just a lonely boy, lonely and blue, he’s alone, alone with nothin’ to do. Except stalk the President by mail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    i wonder if his leg tingled while he was writing each letter.

  • Kristie

    Anyone else expecting to read in his letters… “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”? He’s definitely borderline Silence of the Lambs and should be one of the first names in the universal database!

  • dunst43

    Wow! Sounds like this guy is ready for a psych eval so that he never gets a gun.

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    This is the guy that does CNN’s fact checking after debates. Creepy! (and yeah, really unbiased)

  • BlueGood

    CNN Employees are hopefully BANNED from owning guns……this guy is whacko creepy…..

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Dear Secret Service,

    You can relax and go back to your coke and hookers. Mr. Foreman will never do anything more than weep over a picture of POTUS while watching one of the Twilight movies and cutting on himself.**

    **although you should pr’olly check to see if he owns a gun…because of the crazy

  • wwbdinct

    Ok – the left has now officially reached People’s Temple status. Somewhere in the depths of hell Jim Jones is smiling.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Also, Twitchy Team? Please search the intertubes and attempt to find one tweener girl whose written Justin Beiber a letter every day for the last four years.

    $20 bucks says you can’t find one.

    Under most states stalking laws Mr. Foreman would be doing 5-10.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    he probably asked some really doozy questions in his letters too. “Mr. President, what’s your golf handicap?” “Mr. President, is Eminem coming to the inaugural” “Mr. President, why won’t you write back? is it because of my lazy eye?”

    • lainer51

      HA HA HA HA

  • George Washington Mclintock

    I’m having trouble believing this is a real story. I’m not calling into question the veracity of the site, it’s just my brain can’t process a grown man stalking a politician, much less a reporter. THe hell? I mean, what the hell man?

    • RightThinking1

      Welcome to the New Normal

    • http://www.facebook.com/miguel.gonzalez.75641 Miguel Gonzalez

      Well we do have one that gets a tingle up his leg(by his own admission), so those so-called journalists are out there.

  • RightThinking1

    Should have gotten THIS guy to write a budget, it would have been done 4 years ago…

  • RightThinking1

    Yet another reason for Bo to fear pots of boiling water…


    This Tom guy is a freakin’ psycho. Fits in with CNN.

  • Frank Drebin

    “Call if you’re around and want to go for a bike ride or something.”


    S.W.A.K. ♥

  • J.N. Ashby

    What a mo…


    Wow!!! What a headcase. For the first time, I’m curious about the the radical left trolls are going to say about this.

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      they will say nothing of course. They probably envy him and his imaginary relationship.

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        Q: Tom Foreman, Matt Yglesias, Andrea Mitchell…which of you worships king Barry Soetoro more?

        A: CAT FIGHT!!!!!!

      • rinodino

        Nothing weird about it, unless you think someone on your side doesn’t write to Palin and Rush every day, it’s almost a giving that it happens

  • DrSamHerman

    They are probably registered at Macy’s.

  • Ty Pryor

    What are the odds than any of those letters asked him about Benghazi? 1000000000000 to 1?

  • Emily B

    I feel a #loveletterstoObama hashtag coming on…..

  • Garth Haycock

    And progressives say there is no liberal bias in the media.

  • BushDidIt

    Letter# 515

    Dear His Holiness, Lord Obama,

    How are you? I am good. What are you doing today?

    I am just sitting around in my speedos with your inaugural photo,a bottle of Jergen’s,some Kleenex,a gallon of Ben & Jerry’s,and a bottle of phenobarbitol,listening to our song, “Goodbye Horses” by Q Lazzarus.I have been waiting by the phone for approximately 96 hours now for your call.

    Well,my nipple clamps are chafing,so I gotta go.

    Call me,Hot Stuff.

    Tom Foreman


  • anjullyn

    Saddest of all of this….he continues to be called a “journalist.”