US Air Force finds ‘awesome photo’ of Chuck Norris ‘while scouring the interwebs’

Whoops! That tweet didn’t last long. Shortly after the official U.S. Air Force Twitter account informed followers that “Chuck Norris did not join the Air Force, the Air Force joined Chuck Norris,” the tweet disappeared.

This tweet remains on the Air Force’s account:

  • Sean

    PC run amok. CIC can follow porn sites on Twitter, but don’t you dare crack a Chuck Norris joke while in uniform.

    • RightThinking1

      My heart aches for the Marines who have to salute that guy as he disembarks from Marine 1.

      • LordElrond09

        As has been famously stated by Damian Lewis portraying Major Winters in Band of Brothers “You salute the rank, not the man”

        • RightThinking1


          Yes, as anyone who has been in the service knows. I understand what you are saying, but in this case ‘rank’ is a double entendre.

          That aside, what a great series Band of Brothers was. Whether or not Winters actually said it, one of my favorite quotes is, “… we’re paratroopers. We’re *supposed* to be surrounded.”

          Which brings to mind another nice one, variously accredited, but most often to Creighton Abrams during the Battle of the Bulge, “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.”

    • BlueGood

      Future pics of Chuck will have his beard & mustashe erased just as Britain did to Winston Churchill’s cigar!

      Leftoids love to re-write History… we can all conform don’t cha know…..

  • EOD

    Obama is not going to like that… not one bit.

    The Zoomie responsible may be demoted to In-Flight Windshield Squeegee Operator

    • NachoCheese (D)

      “In-Flight Windshield Squeegee Operator”

      HAHAHA that’s awesome!

      • peteee363

        thats better then jet lighter. the guy who stand behind the jet, and lights the match!

      • Rabid

        Or “In- flight Missile Maintenance”

    • DavidKramer

      First he will be sent to find the prop wash……….until he finds it, no food.

  • NachoCheese (D)

    Seriously, why did they delete the tweet? Stupid bureaucrats with no sense of humor.

  • Hayes

    Chuck Norris joined the Air Force as an Air Policeman in 1958 and was sent to Osan Air Base in South Korea, where he was for 4 years and held the rank of Airman First Class.
    By the way, he looks great in uniform. My true hero!

  • Jack Deth

    Chuck Norris does not fear the night.

    The night fears Chuck Norris!!!

    • David Shrock

      Sharks dedicated a week specifically to him; if he punched you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him; panhandlers give him money….oh crap wrong guy….

  • Rick Stones

    Evidence that Twitter is developing sentience… It shrinks in fear of Chuck Norris.

  • BeeKaaay

    We need Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the leftwingwackos out of the USA.

    • michael s

      Or he can once again in 2016 endorse Mike( I let a cop killer out of prison) Huckabee.

      • Hayes

        I really hope he will do it.

  • Samh09

    That’s too bad it was taken down. It’s a humorous pic, in my opinion. Oh well!!! Such is life.