Glenn Beck plumbs new depths in search for flushed wedding ring

As Twitchy reported yesterday, Glenn Beck turned to Twitter for advice after his wife “accidentally” flushed her wedding ring down the toilet — on their anniversary, no less. Tonight’s update sounds like something out of a horror movie, or a typical day of marriage — take your pick.

On the bright side, at least somebody managed to create a shovel-ready job.

  • Love of Country

    Find that ring in my pipes then maybe okay we’ll clean it off and keep it ….. find it in the city sewer? …. don’t tell us ….. it’s insured, lol.

  • Brent Guthrie

    If you have your own septic system, you’ll have to go into the holding tank.

  • GaryTheBrave

    As wealthy as Beck is he should buy his wife a 5-carat diamond ring, something so huge that she can feel it every time she moves her hand.

  • mcarVA

    Look, I like Glenn Beck, but seriously, who cares about his wife’s ring problems. Please bury this story.

  • NeoKong

    Sorry big guy but that ring is gone.Dropping it down the kitchen sink is one thing but flushing it down the toilet…?
    The thing was fifty yards away in less than a minute.
    If you use town sewer then it is miles away by now.

  • Right Wired

    Get the crew from Gold Rush to stop by! They can sluice for anything.

  • nc

    Time to go shopping…maybe that was her plan all along?