Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) January 17, 2013
Did Michelle Obama celebrate her birthday with a new Twitter account and by getting bangs?
Oh, yes, she did. The most pressing issue of our time? The breathless reports roll in.
An executive producer of CNN’s “The Situation Room” gets in on the breathless action.
Twitter is all a-flutter.
STOP THE PRESSES: MICHELLE OBAMA GOT BANGS, YOU GUYS.—
Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes) January 17, 2013
I'm embarrassed about how excited people are here about Michelle Obama's bangs—
andy lassner (@andylassner) January 17, 2013
There is mucho discussion crowding my earspace about Michelle Obama's birthday bangs.—
Zach Wolf (@zbyronwolf) January 17, 2013
I can't believe Michelle Obama's bangs are going to break twitter just four days before the Inauguration ceremony.—
Meredith Shiner (@meredithshiner) January 17, 2013
There is a depressing number of people in my feed tweeting about Michelle Obama's bangs.—
Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) January 17, 2013
my internet was down for a minute and michelle obama got bangs and that was the most stressful moment of my life.—
Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) January 17, 2013
Where were you on the day Michelle Obama got bangs? Never. Forget.