#ConservativeKidLetters: Messages for Obama from the forgotten children

Everything President Obama does, he does for the children. That’s what he wants us to think, anyway. But he seems to have tunnel vision when it comes to determining which kids matter.

Yesterday, before Obama trotted out his kiddie human shield for his gun-grabbing announcement, the White House released a batch of the kids’ letters. Since POTUS is only interested in exploiting correspondence that suits his agenda, conservatives are offering up messages from the inconvenient children:

Yeah, math is hard.

  • Shawn Smith

    Why does my daddy still not have a job? You said you were bringing them back.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #ConservativeKidLetters “Dear Mr. President, why are you obsessed with Mommy’s lady parts, but not my unborn little sister’s?”

  • Fire and Adjust!

    “Dear Mr. President, my friends didn’t get as many gifts for Christmas as I’m sure your daughters got. Can I take some of your daughters’ presents and give them to my friends?”

  • Joe W.

    “Dear Mr. President: What is it like sleeping right next to a Wookie??

  • 24fan

    These are haunting and wicked slap in the faces of the hypocrites

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Dear Mr. President: Why was my brother born alive, not limp or dead, and you had another doctor come in and kill him?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    OH how I wish these letters would really be sent with copies to MSM

  • orringtonmom (D)

    dear mr. president, i asked my mommy to buy me a toy but she said it wasn’t in the budget. what’s a budget?

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Obama’s the wrong person to be asking that question to…

      • orringtonmom (D)

        yeah, i kinda thought that was the point. but upon further consideration, maybe not. oh well.

  • NeoKong

    Gee…how original.

  • nc

    Dear Mr. President, if you’re supposed to be our country’s #1 role model, does that mean I should be demeaning and insulting to people who don’t agree with me?

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Dear Mr President, Dad says me and sis can start getting a weekly allowance. How much less can he pay her because she’s an icky gurl?

    • Shawn Smith

      That depends on Daddy’s party affiliations. If Daddy is Republican (or otherwise conservative) we firmly insist on equal pay. If Daddy is a Democrat . . . we’re prepared to overlook minor variations.