#SelfDefenseInNY
Slap your attacker in the face with a cat.
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SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) January 16, 2013Assume the position for a crane kick like The Karate Kid.—
SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) January 16, 2013
Assume the fetal position.—
K. Waddell (@Kevo157) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Call for help on ObamaPhone.—
James Em. (I-SC) (@IWasHackedToo) January 16, 2013
Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.
#SelfDefenseInNY Arm Yourselves twitpic.com/bvlylz—
Mushupug (@mushupug2) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY. Yell "NOT IT"—
Galyn Jensen (@Galynjen) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw your empty purse at the rapist's head.—
1st Black Nixon (@1stBlackNixon) January 16, 2013
Okay, how about SIX rounds? #SelfDefenseInNY—
Rooster (@FillYerHands) January 16, 2013
Wear an Obama 2012 t-shirt so potential thieves think you don't have anything. #SelfDefenseInNY—
JP (@JohnPPatterson) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY call in an ACME do it yourself defense kit.
Works for Wiley Coyote fast in fantasyland.
May work in NY fantasyland too!—
Shawn (@Blindslick) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY I will use really harsh language at you!—
David Garth (@DavidJGarth) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY
Make eye contact, bark like a dog, then growl, meow, chip like a bird, ask for a cookie, lick the wall, do a handstand!—
Kathy in SC (@KBinSC) January 16, 2013
Pray someone's window unit AC finally gives way from up above—
End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw a bagel at them & yell "Be gone!"—
candace crawford (@candicanelane) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseinNY accept that you are a defenseless sheep and learn to love the wolves—
Amazing Grace (@COTUSinPumps) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY The government. Bwahahaha—
ISawRed (@MrsAmphetamine) January 16, 2013
Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …
#SelfDefenseInNY
Throw a 44oz coke! Ice can bruise the eye and give you time to hail a cab! Wait…those a banned too.—
Dawn Kennedy (@Dawn_Kennedy2) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY hand the thug, burglar, rapist, murderer a 32oz Big Gulp Soda, point & yell CRIMINAL!!!—
The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) January 16, 2013
Scream out-loud "someone's smoking in public with a 20oz soda" to get the cops attention—
End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) January 16, 2013
Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:
#SelfDefenseInNY – Dodge bullets Matrix status.—
Seth (@ElSethero) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Take a karate class, learn how to move like they do in The Matrix. Good work out & totally passive. Unrealistic, nah.—
PaleolithiCon (@bitterclingerpa) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY Use mind control to make their head explode—
candace crawford (@candicanelane) January 16, 2013
When all else fails, move out:
#SelfDefenseInNY Pack your bags and buy a one-way ticket to a Red State where you can still shoot the mother f-er who assaults you.—
Rebecca Ann (@RebeccaAnn81) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY relocate from NY.—
Northeast Patriot (@tcot_ne) January 16, 2013
#SelfDefenseInNY
A moving truck bound for Texas.—
Dawn Kennedy (@Dawn_Kennedy2) January 16, 2013
Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.
