#SelfDefenseInNY Slap your attacker in the face with a cat.—
SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) January 16, 2013
Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.
Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …
Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:
When all else fails, move out:
Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.