Conservatives offer up #LiberalGunSafetyTips

Gun control is the issue of the day. To mark the occasion, conservatives had a little fun at liberals’ expense using the hashtag #LiberalGunSafetyTips:

What are your #LiberalGunSafetyTips? Leave a comment below.

  • Josephine (D)

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips Women, just beg your attacker to not hurt or violate you.

  • sleazyrider

    Tell the perp you voted for Obammy…

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Call the police 15 minutes BEFORE you get mugged.

  • Kimberly C

    Crap. For a minute there, I thought someone had hacked “The Democrats” twitter account.

  • RIChris

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips Call Governor Cuomo. He’s there to help.

  • Verity Media

    Throw your empty high capacity magazine at intruders…

  • Steve_J

    Put a little sign on the end of the barrell that reads “This end toward the criminal”.

  • nc

    Lock up your gun and lose the key. Your gun will be perfectly safe. You, on the other hand, have no guarantees.

  • 1SkepticalChick

    Make sure gun is not loaded and that there is no ammo within 6 miles of the gun. Set the safety. Glue safety in place. (just in case roaming herds of untamed ammo wander into the proximity of the gun and try the force themselves past the safety so that they can launch themselves from the barrel of the now violated gun.)

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips Buy a novelty gun that shoots out a flag that says, “BANG!” Hopefully, you can run for help as intruder doubles over in laughter.

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Haha, that reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where she thinks Ricky is trying to kill her, and it ends up with him pointing one of those guns at her! It was a prop for one his night club shows, of course. My my, I suppose that would be unacceptably violent today!

  • Adela Wagner

    My Tweet : #LiberalGunSafetyTips If any criminal points a gun at u, point a trophy at them. Then give them the trophy..EVERYONE gets a trophy.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Always remember — “When seconds count, the police are only minutes away!”

  • Frank Drebin

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips – Hold it high over your head with both hands. Speak with a French accent.

  • dmacleo

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips keep Depends nearby in case the scary looking gun picture causes you to crap your pants

  • $29561723

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips approach intruder naked and holding genitals screaming “THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN!!”

  • Bob Khan

    #LiberalGunSafetyTips Offer the criminal a “happy ending” in exchange for your life and keep a supply of lube on you at all times.