#Obamapresser: Obama late for another presser plus mockery equals time-filling hilarity; Update: Second hashtag enters mix


Twitchy reported earlier that President Obama is holding a surprise press conference, scheduled for later this morning; his last press conference of this term. It was originally scheduled for 11:15 a.m., but has now been pushed back until 11:30 a.m.





Surely, the questions asked will be hard-hitting and insightful.


Heh. So, while waiting, Twitter users are amusing themselves with some potential questions.








Heh. Of course he will! Keep them coming, Twitter.

Update: The waiting game!


Twitter’s waiting game is far more amusing.

And a second hashtag enters the mix.


  • Rev TJ Conwell

    My minions needed to hear my voice ONE more time before my first term ends. That’s why we’re having an #ObamaPresser, which of course … he’s naturally late for.

  • carla5731

    I heard they were serving light refreshments to the reporters while they waited: kool-aid and dog biscuits made with real dog!

  • killdozerd11R

    Well at least we know when he starts lying his mouth will start moving

  • stuckinIL4now

    It’s 11:36 ET and just got the 2-minute warning from my radio so I can go turn it off. Looks like Obutthead is late for his late press conference.

  • http://twitter.com/LibertyRanger Liberty Ranger

    Bet he moves to Noon to preempt .@rushlimbaugh

    • stuckinIL4now

      Yeah, he likes to screw with Rush’s start time. He thinks he can actually compete with Rush.

      • Jack Deth

        Rush will just play through and GIP it in soundbites during the course of his show.

        It’s not like Zero has anything important or believable to say.

        • Nutstuyu

          You mean JIP?

      • lainer51

        he is quite the dreamer!

  • James Hansen

    I would ask: will any new gun legislation be retroactive to the Fast and Furious guns?

  • Jack Deth

    #reasonsObamaislate: Last minute circle jerk where Jay Carney was enjoying himself a bit too much as pivot man.

    #reasonsObamaislate: Had to fumigate the Oval office and get rid of all the Girl Cooties.

    #reasonsObamaislate: Was really into his mantra of, “Blame Bush!” “Blame Bush!” and “Blame Bush!”.

  • stuckinIL4now

    #reasonsobamaislate–Can’t tell time on his non-digital watch.

  • J.N. Ashby

    He’s trying to bait them into an easy “dog whistle” by doing something stereotypical.

  • RightThinking1

    Probably needs time to warm up his pointy-finger, or possibly, he is locked in a wrestling match with the chair to see who takes the podium.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #reasonsobamaislate – Heard Al Roker had stopped by and needed to check trash cans.

  • Martha Washington

    #obamaPressure When will we KNOW~TRUTH about #BENGHAZI ? @ABC @CBS @NBC @CNN @PBS @MSM WHY was~ORDER Given 2 ”STAND DOWN?’ WHY is everyone acting like he WON~ELECTION?We know #DNC used VOTErFRAUD&election TAMPERING 2 STEAL~2012 ELECTION-Why is CONGRESS pretending Barry is a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN? Why is Barry USING a STOLE CONNECTICUT SS Number when he was SUPPOSEDLY born in HAWAII? The rest of the WORLD knows the US CONGRESS NEVER VETTED Barry Soetoro&he’s NOT a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN because his DAD was BORN in KENYA a British Colony at the TIME of his BIRTH- Hopefully the SUPREME COURT will EXPOSE the FRAUD-

  • ceemack

    Maybe his staff were drilling him on the difference between a “clip” and a “magazine”, and he just wasn’t getting it.

  • el_polacko

    yo, yo, yo….da preezy be on CPT…y’all gots a problem wit dats ?! racist muthas !!

  • el_polacko

    yo, yo, yo….da preezy be on CPT…y’all gots a problem wit dats ?! racist muthas !!

  • john1gun

    He was on black time.

  • john1gun

    He was on black time.

  • http://twitter.com/judywmiller judy w. miller

    Took longer to get that last toke, brush teeth & douse himself with cologne.

  • http://twitter.com/judywmiller judy w. miller

    Took longer to get that last toke, brush teeth & douse himself with cologne.

  • ratizbad

    The empty chair strikes yet again.

  • freeinaz

    didn’t get to see the presser live because of work, did the press ask any hard questions? Didn’t think so. #inthetankforobama

  • DizzyMissL

    Black people are always late. Ask me how I know.

  • sablegsd

    Chronic tardiness is classic passive-aggressive behavior. Just one of his many psych defects. He is a walking textbook of insanity.