Mango Creme? ‘I want a healthy Girl Scout cookie,’ said no one ever

Mango CremeHave food cops Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg broken into the Girl Scout cookie bakery headquarters? Someone stole all the sugar and chocolate and replaced it with… “Nutrifusion.” Is this a bad SNL skit or the real deal?

Sorry, sweet-toothers, it’s real.


They’ll have to pry our Samoas from our chubby, sticky hands.