White House response to Death Star petition is unintentionally funny

The White House has finally found a government spending project is doesn’t support. It cites three main reasons:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

Funny! Especially the part about “working hard to reduce the deficit.”

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