Want to work in the Taliban’s new office? Just follow these simple rules

As Twitchy reported, President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai have decided that the Taliban deserve an “office” in Doha, Qatar. And knowing how strict the Taliban can be, it’s important for future staff to be clear on the rules. Fortunately, some intrepid Twitterers managed to get a hold of the HR manual. Grab your tablets and chisels and copy all this down:

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/289820396881068032

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/289821177134858240

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/289830123883069440

https://twitter.com/sunnyright/status/289821739049971712

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/289821896307011584

https://twitter.com/bradcundiff/status/289822282132619264

https://twitter.com/drlecter79/status/289825446391083008

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/289822322297278464

https://twitter.com/jess_reign_bass/status/289825290862096385

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/289826876292227072

https://twitter.com/VStrom_John/status/289825474786496512

https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/289824979057528833

https://twitter.com/Doc_0/status/289822463058141184

https://twitter.com/Red__Rover/status/289823799136882688

https://twitter.com/Galynjen/status/289823466214010880

https://twitter.com/hale_razor/status/289822843447943168

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/289824800241745920

https://twitter.com/iamjasond/status/289825610979766272

https://twitter.com/PruPaine/status/289829185512411136

https://twitter.com/bradcundiff/status/289823455124275200

https://twitter.com/KJHondo/status/289825359187300353

https://twitter.com/Doc_0/status/289822676418170880

https://twitter.com/jess_reign_bass/status/289827465759686656

https://twitter.com/Babuga/status/289829146106945536

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/289828447151333378

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/289827741040275456

It’s a lot to take in, but with careful attention to detail and good memorization techniques, you could be well on your way to a plum job with the most dynamic company this side of the 11th century!

Just don’t forget to make out your will first.

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