yfrog.com/nmb9lwj President Obama meets with President Karzai of Afghanistan in the Oval Office.— Doug Mills (@dougmillsnyt) January 11, 2013
yfrog.com/nmb9lwj President Obama meets with President Karzai of Afghanistan in the Oval Office.
Prior to their joint presser today, President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai sat down for a chat. And then this happened:
This is just begging for a caption. Have at it, Twitchers!
Then I saw your fuzzy yam bag…
“I felt for David Gregory’s balls but found none”
I’ll get you and you little dog BO BO, too.
“Karzai expressing his desire to meet Kate Upton before leaving the US”…
Or maybe I’m just projecting again…
Then Sofia walked into the room and I said, “are those real?”
In the crystal ball I see…. a THIRD TERM for both of us!
Karzai asking who is that old man with the Hungarian-accent in the other room over there that looks like this.
“And then I snuck up on BiBi and he kicked the crap out of me …”
Can we get Kathy Griffin in for a meeting in this round room.
Let me finish typing this email and ill be right with you.
“If you love me, you’ll let me eat your brains…”
“I just can’t wait to dig into another bag of American money!”
“Oh yes, I’m really good on the jazz piano. I want to jam with President Clinton on his sex, um, sac, pardon me, sax.”
I’m not sure which part of this picture is scarier–Karzai or that wallpaper.
“First you seize the guns with one hand then seize power with both hands”
While Hillary was down for the count I honked her hooters like this.
And I was like OMG!!! oops I mean OMA! don’t tell the other brothers I said omg……..
Learn my young apprentice, and together we will complete the subversion of the Republic, into the First Mooslim Empire.
See, you grab musket morgans head in one hand and tingles matthews head in the other like this……. now pay attention barry, then you……….
“Ha ha, did you ever see anything like Depardieu grabbing for that Ruski passport?”
“Yes, I’ve uhh, been to a breakfast bar with Chris Christie.”
I felt this thrill run right up my leg, it grabbed my ass like this…
When money come in from tax and opium, you GRAB much before others can see!
“i say to him, ‘if you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.’ and ‘your feeble skills are no match for the dark side.’ and then i zap them with the force. so cool.”
I zapped the Guardians just like this & now the Green Lantern Corps is mine… MINE!
Not a caption, just an observation. In that picture karzai reminded me of someone and a few minutes ago it came to me. He reminded me of Captain Spaulding in House of 1000 Corpses.
Look at me! I’m Nosferatu!
“Stonez dis big. I has dem.”
As I pulled Barney Franks cheeks apart the echo was deafening