Caption this: What’s got Hamid Karzai so excited?

Prior to their joint presser today, President Obama and Afghan President Hamid Karzai sat down for a chat. And then this happened:

This is just begging for a caption. Have at it, Twitchers!

  • mrjorlando

    Then I saw your fuzzy yam bag…

  • sigh

    “I felt for David Gregory’s balls but found none”

  • Steve_J

    I’ll get you and you little dog BO BO, too.

  • Bill Steward

    “Karzai expressing his desire to meet Kate Upton before leaving the US”…

    Or maybe I’m just projecting again…

  • William

    Then Sofia walked into the room and I said, “are those real?”

  • stuvantine

    In the crystal ball I see…. a THIRD TERM for both of us!

  • Norm Bork

    Karzai asking who is that old man with the Hungarian-accent in the other room over there that looks like this.

  • SpinMeNot

    “And then I snuck up on BiBi and he kicked the crap out of me …”

  • Jeff frye

    Can we get Kathy Griffin in for a meeting in this round room.

  • FreedomFighter

    Let me finish typing this email and ill be right with you.

  • SpinMeNot

    “If you love me, you’ll let me eat your brains…”

  • Wishsong

    “I just can’t wait to dig into another bag of American money!”

  • GaryTheBrave

    “Oh yes, I’m really good on the jazz piano. I want to jam with President Clinton on his sex, um, sac, pardon me, sax.”

  • ceemack

    I’m not sure which part of this picture is scarier–Karzai or that wallpaper.

  • WilliamAmos

    “First you seize the guns with one hand then seize power with both hands”

  • Rob Stevely

    While Hillary was down for the count I honked her hooters like this.

  • Scott

    And I was like OMG!!! oops I mean OMA! don’t tell the other brothers I said omg……..

  • Rico Mapster

    Learn my young apprentice, and together we will complete the subversion of the Republic, into the First Mooslim Empire.

  • Scott

    See, you grab musket morgans head in one hand and tingles matthews head in the other like this……. now pay attention barry, then you……….

  • Evertonian King

    “Ha ha, did you ever see anything like Depardieu grabbing for that Ruski passport?”

    “Yes, I’ve uhh, been to a breakfast bar with Chris Christie.”

  • Chubney Kreel

    I felt this thrill run right up my leg, it grabbed my ass like this…

  • Slapweasel

    When money come in from tax and opium, you GRAB much before others can see!

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “i say to him, ‘if you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.’ and ‘your feeble skills are no match for the dark side.’ and then i zap them with the force. so cool.”

  • Chris Squires

    I zapped the Guardians just like this & now the Green Lantern Corps is mine… MINE!

  • Steve_J

    Not a caption, just an observation. In that picture karzai reminded me of someone and a few minutes ago it came to me. He reminded me of Captain Spaulding in House of 1000 Corpses.

  • Christopher Lewallen

    Look at me! I’m Nosferatu!

  • Stone Bryson

    “Stonez dis big. I has dem.”

  • Ron

    As I pulled Barney Franks cheeks apart the echo was deafening