Not-so-easy rider: Rules for hanging out with ‘execrable’ Matt Lewis

Oh, this is just too perfect.

After getting royally walloped yesterday over his ridiculous playground tantrum, “execrable” concern troll Matt Lewis didn’t exactly up his popularity points. But if he’s still in high demand — and why wouldn’t he be? — he’s just got to be much more discerning about who he deals with from now on. Thankfully, parody account Matts Rider has come along to tell potential talk show hosts, convention organizers, and the like how it’s gonna be:

Matt Lewis' rider

He’s not messing around:

(Just bear in mind that he probably won’t meet with you at CPAC.)

Brilliant.

Yes. That.

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